Dni-Pro #02 30 марта 2001

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Tale - Snow White and seven queer.

          SNOW WHITE

              AND

        SEVEN fag


In tridevyatom strange realm,
In tridesyatom State
God gave the soul of the king
Sides of the sovereign.
Edit conceived queen
Snow White. Pale,
Sprung ribs and slender,
Buxom and clever.
Power supported by force
And the order directs
Indeed an iron hand.
The world was in the kingdom and peace,
Do fellows had plenty ...
Only one was a lack of
At a young queen:
As a widow,
That is a demon possessed her,
Whether the demon found himself
Between her perfect legs.
Neither man could not
To please her in bed,
And the thinning ranks of their husbands.
Even tried to fellows,
Sag their ends
After a night at the Queen's
Whether it is the marshal or knight
Bourgeois, a peasant, a merchant
Ile monk ... Holy Father,
Confessor, after the battle
In the bed of royal prayers
Passionately prayed to heaven,
Cried, repented, asked
He has an erection, poor ...
The sky's indifferent
By starikanu treated.
In a state at random
All gone. Queen at bay
Cried out, as on the block,
Uttered a cry and cry:
"Translated, chtol, man?
It's a conspiracy! Treason!
No order! Even the horseradish
A damn for the whole country!
Even lie down and die ...
Try to live without sex? ..
In lesbian eh me to go? ..
That's an idea! Hey, faithful servant!
Prigoni me a hundred peasant women,
Lest there be sorrow ... "
Bab, of course, she was driven,
But a year had passed,
All led outright.
Well! Floated noblewomen,
Maids of honor, wives of merchants, peasants
To regal zeal
Female affection to quench.
A year later she was little!
As the queen is not tired?
And besides, there with her hands
Do not stand too ... languages! ..
Change comes,
And artificial Member
Have been together tinkering
And the queen cuss
The peasants of the country poor.
And the great indifference
Not sitting. Guess what?
Steel cattle train.
Stallions, goats submissive
And the donkeys, the writings of thrust.
By the end of a large camel
Culmination of work accidents.
How much labor is lost in vain:
After all, the queen again, not enough!
"Impotent" you-gaplyk!
I am going where there is a man!
There, I give myself to relish passion! ..
You are run out of power ... "
Frightened people
Scratched their heads. "Here,
It may be, without a queen
We will stay. Work
Becomes unbearable to us ...
How can that be? ..
But, fortunately, there
appeared prophetic wanderer
God recognized choice.
He is throwing off the mantle,
Uttered all this speech:
"For the high mountains,
Over the primeval forests,
At the bend of the river
Living men.
All the beauties removed
Naughty, young
And not drinking at all.
A total number of seven.
Kohl svezete you queen
They then persuade
Maybe not weak, for the year
To take into circulation
Guys the whole team
Mother-queen. Will wonder:
Lust once tame
Seven men, when the contract
Nightly, ezhedenno
Will et her. By a condom
Delivered without number
That she did not suffer,
That is to say that without the conception ...
What good, baby
Suddenly, born ... And the end!
Sort out who the father! ".."

Gathered as an alarm,
Day and night on the road
The mountains and down, and up
Finally reached
Servants loyal to the queen.
Endowing all handsomely,
One excited pale
Goodbye. "I am alone
Stay here. I am governed by a
With them. They like me.
And as soon as nagrebus,
Will definitely be back
With her male harem ... "
Almost under the rear knee
Servants had to chase her ...
Eye on. Grace!
Forest, meadows, river flows,
And wheat are golden
At large in the fields.
Pooh on the slender poplars.
Like white snow, spinning ...
Pricked in the queen:
"I am grateful to fate!"
And quickly ran to the house.
A hut! At the whore legs
And with a carved porch. In windows
Light. In the parlor-beauty
Luster, comfort and cleanliness.
Waiting-pozhdet males queen
Thinks: "it was time to come!
Kohl will come not in the morning,
Of the will I die ... "
That's fine fellows were
Sevenfold. Not dusty.
A handsome! On the selection!
At the Queen all in focus
At once looked,
Measurements ... "We were stunned! Shouting at once:-What kind 
of asshole We Framed? How so?

Whore tossed! No joy
Baba us. Can ever be
Pisek them! We are the lads,
"Blue" Merrie Men!
To hell we still have a girlfriend?
We always want each other!
Will never whore
We make the change! "
And forgetting the hospitality
All seven (which is a dirty trick!)
Taking off his pants, no give-or take
Polka-dance enku
Became passionately and with an effort,
Members in the ass each other
Inserting quickly. A queen
Seeing the happy faces,
Yelled: "The process has started!"
Fell dead on the floor.
Well done pililis Well, at Stony
Orgasm simultaneously
(Not the first time they, together, to know
So ejaculate!).
When he finished, the guests toured,
And then, without gimp
Gossip, grumbling,
And they decided, without a doctor
Do as breathing,
Feeding seems to be rocking.
"So that it does not excite,
Really, it is better not to wake him.
It is seen fallen into lethargy ...
Well! Served the liturgy,
Will carry out the basement from here,
Only in the coffin, and not in bed!
In the coffin, and crystal clear.
Holidays would be ideal:
A cross in his hands, a star in her forehead ...
Let everyone know that in a coffin
Constantly see it ...
Do not wake up, do not insult!
And as before, continue to
Will we be each other et ... "

Year has passed since the queen is sleeping.
But in the dark pines
And the common people in distress
Again the stranger is calling.
Poraskinul that umishkom,
Fortune on the black book,
Map old drew
And gradually he uttered:
"Spit queen bed sad.
Sleeps in a coffin, though crystal.
To wake the queen,
The coffin that must be broken.
But do not scrap, not lazy,
A male, sorry, a member.
But otherwise, ladies and gentlemen,
She did not vspryanut ever.
Coy show that on the map.
Here-s. There you shparte.
There lives an old man.
He and business man.
The owner of the three sons.
Senior-rare beast,
Average sort of way and that.
Third, it seems a maniac.
Brave, strong, handsome, friendly,
But in sex he Poveda,
And a great eldoy
Violates all the rest:
Women, girls, animals,
Clean and unscrupulous.
And when nahlynet whim,
It is so part of the rage
That, forgetting the shame and conscience ...
Okay, I am finishing the story ...
Need a guy to find,
About Queen to tell
About the problems of the state ...
Let save our kingdom! .. "

Messenger rode into the village.
And touched by the father
The guy at once blesses,
In the path-way, sends,
Instructing: peel,
Waking the Queen Mother.

Following instructions from the messenger,
Our kid without a clue
For seven days tracked
"Blue" house. Not become
Dilute it ceremonies
Giknul, cried, and in a bow
All seven, took off his pants,
Obey. (Little Man
Expected in a passionate and dust,
That the hero of them all had a drink).
The guy was confused. "Lackeys!
Remove your asses!
This way I'm not sweet!
I, in fact, tea is not zhopofil!
Show me the prison,
Where have you hidden the queen.
I spend the night with her ...
Well you be gone away! "
"Blue" were white,
But do not dare to contradict,
Showing: "Here, eyny coffin!"
And, crossing his forehead,
Our hero Shrugged,
Climbed into the basement, lighting candles,
I looked into the coffin, scarcely breathing.
"As the queen is good!"
Without hesitation, without delay
Member-boom! And the coffin into pieces ...
The boy grabbed the queen
And running is in bed.
And the lascivious queen
Not had time to wake up
Instantly spread her legs ...
Finally found the end!

Long time eh, eh briefly queen
Get to the capital
With a happy parenkomMne not know about that.
I only know that grief
The state had passed away,
And the queen, throwing power,
Rough sex surrendered.
And the people, forgetting troubles
Became victories
Over tyranny, poverty ...
Arrived in the country of peace ...


         Alexander Gloomy