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Dni-Pro #02
30 марта 2001
  Юмор  

Fence - Most Funny jokes and the most artistic!

<b>Fence</b> - Most Funny jokes and the most artistic! 
           Attention!


Most Funny and very artistic! This
for you! If you know a cool, fresh
jokes, if you like cartoon - create and vysylaye their 
masterpieces to us Received marked "SPECIMEN".


               Good luck!



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At the zone godfather decides krosvord. "Female sex organ of 
the marketing of 5 letters: - One of two or asshole with two 
"C" or 

  point with a soft sign.


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 Federal State Statistics:
 - Your name?
 - Whose?
 - Name?
 - Whose?
 - Chya Chyo ... Chinese, or what?


                 *


 Two ads in the newspaper:
 "I have two skins of aliens on

  Pentium III. Agent Mulder. "
 "My Pentium III to hide the agent

  Mulder. Aliens. "


                 *


 In a lesson of physics:
 - What is one horsepower?
 - It is the force that develops the horse
 growth of one meter and weighing one kilogram.


                 *


 The weaker sex is stronger than the stronger sex because of
 weakness of the stronger sex for the weak.


                 *



                           Riddles: What

                           animal grazing
                           Camping at afalte?


                            (Rvaz-otneM)


                                *


                           What is the name

                           Mounted Police?


                             (YrvatneK)


                                *


                            Not lying

                           byut.Dlya this

                           it lifts

                           and recline

                           on the wall.


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Fence - Most Funny jokes and the most artistic!

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