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Dni-Pro #02
30 марта 2001 |
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Fence - Most Funny jokes and the most artistic!
Attention!
Most Funny and very artistic! This
for you! If you know a cool, fresh
jokes, if you like cartoon - create and vysylaye their
masterpieces to us Received marked "SPECIMEN".
Good luck!
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At the zone godfather decides krosvord. "Female sex organ of
the marketing of 5 letters: - One of two or asshole with two
"C" or
point with a soft sign.
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Federal State Statistics:
- Your name?
- Whose?
- Name?
- Whose?
- Chya Chyo ... Chinese, or what?
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Two ads in the newspaper:
"I have two skins of aliens on
Pentium III. Agent Mulder. "
"My Pentium III to hide the agent
Mulder. Aliens. "
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In a lesson of physics:
- What is one horsepower?
- It is the force that develops the horse
growth of one meter and weighing one kilogram.
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The weaker sex is stronger than the stronger sex because of
weakness of the stronger sex for the weak.
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Riddles: What
animal grazing
Camping at afalte?
(Rvaz-otneM)
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What is the name
Mounted Police?
(YrvatneK)
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Not lying
byut.Dlya this
it lifts
and recline
on the wall.
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