Lime Tree #09 11 января 1996

Юмор

Humor - tights on Christmas night.

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               Pantaloons on Christmas.


   Educated and intelligent young man decided, as usual, to 
make his bride a gift for Christmas. After much thought and 
hesitation, he decided to buy for his prim girlfriend a couple 
of the finest kid gloves. He went shopping with her governess 
and the chic shops of ladies accessories bought what he wanted. 
Governess same time not wasting any, and because the taste of 
it was not very refined, it acquired a pair of breeches banal 
... 

   Homes in the pre-turmoil a young dandy accidentally mixed 
bags, and sent his refined fiancee leggings, complete with a 
package passionate letter: 

   "My dear, I am sending you my humble gift for Christmas. I
chose them, believing that you will not refuse to have such a 
thing. Topics Moreover, I chose them with all the love and 
diligence. The quality of are excellent. When buying an old 
lady showed me her, just are the same as it has been six 
months, but they are new, not even dirty. I wish I could see 
them now on this lady, but for you to caress them with her 
hands and lips ... though, of course, many will be up to them 
to touch me before. 

   Unfortunately, not knowing your size, but the saleswoman has 
kindly agreed to try them for yourself. It was a magnificent 
spectacle. AND I am sure that very soon your size will I know 
better than anyone else.


   I was warned at the store that at first they may seem
a bit harsh, but after you deliver them, they will
great shot. It is necessary to dry them on a daily basis as 
they are, naturally, from the socks are wet. But they should be 
washed without removing, or they may shrink and wrinkle. By the 
way, on fashion. The saleswoman told me that now is accepted to 
wear they do not zyastegivaya, slightly dropped down and be 
sure to shoot in public places ...


   I should hope that you will take their stacks same feeling 
with which I I give you. Put them on Christmas, I thought I 
will contemplate them on your body. The number of kisses that I 
leave it to them, innumerable! ... 

   Forward to meeting! Passionate kiss that is in them ... 
Forever Your ......"