Polesse #05 31 марта 1999

authors say - April Fools issue.

                        ADDRESS OF AUTHORS


(C) KVAZAR



   Here's a fifth "Polesie" saw the light, rather light saw our
newspaper. And this issue we have an unusual - April Fools, so
all that today you will find here - dedicated April 1 -
International Day of laughter. On this day, following the 
established Traditionally, we congratulate all of our readers 
with holiday humor jokes, gags and pranks. All this now is in 
excess. For the same reason, should not be very seriously and

Today's publications.


   This issue of "Polesie" should have been released in a new 
shell from Spectre / OB 4.1. But unfortunately, due to its 
detection in several serious glitches this significant event 
not to was held. In addition, the lack of musical 
accompaniment, too, not a fountain. Personally, I believe that 
good and important "A theme of" sounding Mouzon not only 
promotes reading, but also activates pischeproglatyvanie, 
pischeproslyunivanie, pischeprozhevyvanie, pischepropihivanie, 
which ultimately has a positive impact on the entire body. 
Who's with me do not agree throw the first stone at me.


   So, Mr UnBEL! EVER, you will still have some time to 
contemplate our good old, buggy "FastZero". Or write to us a 
new, more cool? We will all you deeply grateful, even prepare 
to build a monument in his lifetime ... ;-). Think of our offer 
... 

   In the meantime, the editors continue their unsuccessful 
finding a new viewer, gradually leading up to the required 
condition is old. All begins to read and be with you for a 
great and steady Connect.



   Additionally report that, for all that you see below, 
personally I do not bear any responsibility. All possible 
matches - considered fictional ... ;-).