Micro #17
24 апреля 1999 |
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Humor - Humor from Fido: fidoshnik talks about how he ended up in Fido.
Humor from Fido Passkazyvaet fidoshnik: In dalekom 1993 I bought my first modem. About a week it nastraival, nakonets, skonnektilsya kakoy with a BBS-Coy and skachal Norton kommander 1-th version. A sense of immeasurable schastya was nastolko deep that had zapit nA ten days. Dalee my success stali rasti just exponentially. If in the first week I nauchilsya skachivat with ACS fayly, the second - zakachivat their own obratno then nA kakuyu a third week I managed in 4 utra vyzvat sisopa nA and chat vesma prochatilsya productively with them by up to 7 utra. Log raspechatal nA printer and pokazal proud of his wife. Ta puzzled posmotrela and sprosila: "A why are you besedoval with kakoy something psisey? Do you, sluchayno, belaya goryachka not nachalas? ". After that the insult had perestat razgovarivat with his wife and another zapit nA week. Ten days later feeling dosady subsided somewhat, I was able to overcome themselves and zagovorit with his wife, asking - where this house is a corkscrew. Over time, a sense of incredible steepness stalo nastolko capacious that stalo clear - it's time otkryvat own BBS. Skazano - sdelano! 20 megabaytny hard disk was artfully divided between the turbo and paskalem faylovymi oblastyami BBS. For skachivaniya polzovatelyam were posted all fayly, I sam utyanul raznyh with ACS, a takzhe raritet - personally I napisannaya programma "Talk", skillfully kotoraya vesma emulirovala human razgovor. Ona trebovala enter the line, a after you press nA Enter otvechala: "Sam durak! Gy-gee-gee!". This dalo me complete pravo napisat in anonse stations of: "Tens of megabayt gigazov varezov onlayn, including - my originalnye razrabotki dedicated Artificial Intelligence. "Hazval I his Treasure modestly - Super-Extra-Mega BBS and stal dozhidatsya calls tak HOW friendly business - takaya klassnaya borda no kakoy reklame not nuzhdaetsya. In the first week, HOW nor stranno, shkvala calls were not. In Wednesday, pravda, called Kolyan, vyzval me nA chat and we prochatilis all night. I was Kolyanu nastolko blagodaren za call that poradoval his message that sdelal it kosisopom its stations of. Kolyan zametno extinguished, a then timidly asked - whether he is now kazhduyu night duty nA stations of my HOW kosisopu or dostatochno pary raz a week? As time passed, the number of polzovateley nA my BBS has been calculated semnadtsatyu yuzerami. Obraschalis me respectfully - sysop. Some dazhe called in a voice sisopa time and asked for the phone. Zhena (That's dura!) Ponachalu otvechala that reconcile sysops are not here, then in her soul zakralis strashnye suspicion and me nachali pytat - whom I brought it home during its last komandirovki. But nedorazumenie razreshilos soon, and after This zhena not vzdragivala in response nA such requests by phone, a polite otvechala that sysop seychas not approach can tak HOW this cretin zabyl buy moloka so otbyvaet labor service at home and at the moment nastoyaschy sysop nA palas street from the living room. Topics time, a little bit in my nochnovato-pivovatye dialogi with yuzerami nachinalo vpolzat tainstvennoe and charuyuschee word "Fido." No, I certainly znal, which translated to a Angliysky word oznachaet all-navsego naritsatelnoe Name yard sobachki, tipa HOW at nas "Sharik," or "Bobby." But my nick povedali it - nazyvanie znamenitoy non-profit computer network kotoraya protyanula their schupaltsa worldwide. Since kommersant of me useless, razumeetsya - I'm very zahotel in this network popast ... (Fidoshnik breath, nalil currently still three litra piva and prodolzhal) Odnako, none of the users could not (or did not want to) me explain - kakim obrazom tuda can popast. Za this informatsiyu I was ready to dat dazhe level "sysop", but also nA this shantazh tak nobody poddalsya. Odnazhdy, pravda, I was almost in popal this network. It was tak. Priehal my programmist acquaintances, we were sitting, drinking beer and I povedal him my unattainable dream. Programmist pozhal plechami and skazal, that he had acquaintances who is node in the Fido. He asked him, and he dast I Address. With these Words mi programmist telefona picked up the phone and rang, pozval kakogo something Sashu and asked him to zapustit I have a Fido. Sasha skazal that there are no problems skazal and so I went to the phone. C zamiraniem serdtsa I picked up the phone and uslyshal next monologue: "In short, take Fresh nodelist, naydesh tam my phone dalee mailers ping, frekni tam something for the testa, zabros my logs, a after that - were the director your number poynta and paroli to robotam. All right? Schastlivo. "And hung up. I was shocked. Probability popast in this network priblizhalas rapidly to zero. This seychas I znayu - that takoe Mailer, Frech, logs, etc., a the moment - that "Nodelist" that kakoy something "budrobAn - zvuchalo completely odinakovo. But, HOW chasto byvaet, sterile ozhidanie after a few months vnezapno razrodilos as a message to chatu one yuzera my BBS. This paren napisal that his boss is willing to take noda I have a point, and that the next day they nA together will come to my house to commit tainstvo familiarizing me to this network. Skazal user that they are necessary bring with them, vklyuchaya fronduru, a from I am required only enough napoit bossa beer, tak HOW it is necessary ritualom DEDICATION. I do not is realized with kakoy stati they will lead to a front-line kakuyu a fool, but to treated the news with all due deference. Ha next day my wife nA morning construction was reported - kakaya velikaya ozhidaet my honor, and were dany ukazaniya necessary to receive such vazhnyh guests. Zhena zarazilas my prazdnichnym nastroeniem so kupila Box piva not butylkah, a bankah, takzhe pogladila my suit and dazhe poprobovala pribratsya in the computer, although naporolas nogoy nA valyayuschuyusya videokartu and ostavili beznadezhnye these attempts. In seven chasov vechera razdalsya doorbell. My wife and I solemnly went otkryvat. Ha threshold were large screen young cheloveka purely programmistskoy appearance, which synchronously opened his mouth, he saw me in suit and his wife on the evening plate. Za dinner, however, draining a dozen banok piva, guests from opravilis pervonachalnogo embarrassment and dazhe rasskazali kakuyu something fidoshnuyu story about HOW someone tam tam something not tuda ustanovil and that on this occasion happened somewhere tam. Of all rasskaza I understood only a word "Goat" and "modem", but politely laughed for podderzhaniya razgovora. A the end uzhina rebyata just threw all convention and with the help of banki maslin, piles of bones from baranih legs and beer banok izobrazili nA table certain composition, which they nazvali "Scheme routinga ehomeyla in 5020." Several obaldevshaya zhena predlozhila them Coffee rebyata HOW something became sad and skazali, pora that they already pristupat to the main purpose a vizita, unless, of course, still ostalos beer. One of them asked the wife pomadu and napisal nA zerkale in the hallway kakie something strannye figures that, HOW it explained oznachali now my Pointed number. Zhena displeasure pointeresovalas - So now it will muzha vsegda by number vyklikat, zeka HOW? Parni dissatisfied curled, skazali wife that does not ona vrubaetsya and asked otpravitsya nA kitchen - Zanimatsya its direct obyazannostyami. After this rebyata sat at my kompyutera quickly raskritikovali fayly konfiguratsii and version of DOS, a dalee in During chasa ustanavlivali kakoe something wildly cumbersome programmnoe software, for ways pererugivayas and eating strannye terms. By the end of this ordeal it turned out that my user pisal fayly konfiguratsii to Front-Door, a mine boss ustanavlival binka. They even had a drink in piva about this, zamenili Bink nA Front-Door, config files from the Front-Door nA binkovye, pozdravili me otklanyalis. Almost all night I did not spal, prislushivayas with trepidation to Besides, HOW my modem continually nabiral kakoy a number. Morning fidoshnoy mail nA you do not okazalos. And only through paru weeks it became clear that the entire mailer night digging in Kaliforniyu, tak HOW rebyata something naputali with translyatsiey telephone numbers. After that day znamenatelnogo passed all polgoda, and my mailer is not call after hours to the boss. Ha Fences near my house poyavilas nadpis: "Fido - rulez. Internet - goat! ". I stal poluchat and chitat fidoshnuyu e-mail and was almost completely schastliv. About what happened to my nachale slavnogo fidoshnogo way - you can rasskazyvat chasami, but I would like to uslyshat - HOW do you popal in its network and kakie exciting moments, it was svyazany ... (With these slovami fidoshnik nalil yourself Three litra piva and prepared vnimatelno slushat. Several osharashenny This confession internetovets kakoe while zadumchivo potyagival beer, a later began his thrilling rasskazu) Priehal I HOW something to the office of Mr Postmanu, put 30 baksov nA akkaunt and gained access to the Internet. WBW, Sergei. ----------------------------------------- The people of Fido Lyrics courtesy of Y. Grushko
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