Lime Tree #09 11 января 1996

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Lit.Stranichka - The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Chapter 1). Story "The Bear's disease."

We bring you the "New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh." Doubt
what you saw was this edition. We also hope to print all
twenty chapters in this wonderful converted products.



                  Preface to the Second Edition.


       It has long wanted me to observe that the version of the 
story Milne's "Winnie the Pooh and All-All-All" Boris Zakhoder 
represents first translation into Russian, when in our country

was socialism and printing censorship. Times change, love 
remains. Returning again to the beloved heroes of the story, we 
wanted to their transfer to other conditions. Let Wood is 
somewhere in the Commonwealth, and let all of binding entities 
will behave like a Russian citizens - to swear, drink alcohol, 
listen to "Forest Sector", etc. 

       I must say that they make a drunkard was not so easy. 
VinniPuh and all his friends differed enviable resilience. 
However, they soon realized that Russia can not live without it 
and agreed. So let them give you a few minutes of fun!



                       Nomy Graphics Limited of Centronics H.G.

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       As for me, as one of the authors of the idea of 
​​recycling known tales AA Milne in a slightly different mood 
and co-author of this same treatment, we would like to tell 
you, dear readers, that this was done specially to please you. 
Of course, we understand that we are not the first (and 
probably not the last), who began writing a new version of 
"Winnie the Pooh." Personally, I had about four versions of 
this tale, in which tales of heroes remake as soon as possible 
remake, and sometimes even completely depart from the meaning 
and idea of ​​the original. We do not set intended to distort 
the already written by Milne, but only to consider everything 
from a slightly different angle. So to compete, for example, 
Mr. Shcherbakov (author, in my opinion, the most successful 
version of fairy tales, has written to us), we are not going 
to. And finally, I want to join NOMY and wish you a nesklko 
pleasant moments while reading that, we present your attention.


                                      Stever of Centronics H.G.



  Chapter One, in which we are introduced to Winnie the Pooh 
and several                           Kimi degrees.



       Well, before you Winnie the Pooh.

       As you can see, he comes down the stairs followed by his 
friend and boon companion, Christopher Robin, a little 
poshatyvayas.Drugogo way to go, he does not know yet, and not 
just him, even Christopher Robin's father once knew, but now 
zabyl.Inogda true Pooh seems that you can find another way if 
only he had for a moment ceased to thump like a horse and how 
to sosredotochitsya.No alas - focus on something to him and 
have no time! 

       - Winnie the Pooh. And one can train and Pooh, I am 
happy poznakomitsya.Poshli note? 

       You will hardly come as a surprise why it is so strange 
zovut.A if you still surprised I would say that Winnie - is 
derived from the wine, and Pooh - altered Buch - a short 
adjective, describing its most common state. 

       In short, now a bear named Winnie the Pooh, and you know 
why. 

       Sometimes Winnie the Pooh likes to drink in the evening, 
and sometimes, especially when dad at home, he loves another 
and listen to any bike. 

       This evening ...


       - Dad, how about a beer? - Asked Christopher Robin.

       - What about beer? - Surprised father.

       - You could not pour us with Pooh Bear beer and tell 
some bike? 

       - Maybe it could be - my father said. - And what he 
wants, and about whom to tell? 

       - Bear Beer, and about alcohol, konechno.On because we 
have such buhalschik! 

       - I understand - my father said, pouring all the beer.

       - So please, Daddy, tell me!

       - Try - my father said.

       He tried it and began to tell.


       Long ago, it seems, last Friday, Winnie the Pooh drank
The woods all alone under the name of Sanders.


       Christopher Robin hovering in the language of one stupid 
question but he decided not to ask him.


       - He must have, and he did not understand, - said 
Christopher Robin.


       - Exhaust interrupt - flared someone bass.

       - Well, go on, or what? - My father asked.


       One day, walking through the forest, Pooh went to 
polyanku.Na meadow grew a high-prevysoky oak, and at the very 
top of someone much matter.


       Winnie the Pooh sat on the grass under a tree, put his 
head off his paws, and began to think.


       At first he thought: "It s ... a. .. b. ... ulterior 
motive" for nothing no matter does not become one. The tree 
itself does not use foul mozhet.Znachit, then someone 
materitsya.A why do you swear, if you're not Russian? In my 
opinion, yes! " 

       Then he had thought, thought and said to himself:

       "And what have Russian? Vodka. I think so!"

       Then he rose and said:

       - Why on earth vodka? To her I was drinking? I think so, 
but not otherwise! 

       And with that he went home to get an ax and a glass.

       He began to cut Oak, singing a song, which immediately 
and wrote (I must say that Pooh was a great talent for writing 
poems and songs in buhom state): 


       Mishka loves vodka

       And brandy and pepper vodka,

       Beer, gin, wine, brandy,

       Do not drink, he does!


       When the tree has already begun to wobble a bit, Pooh 
said to top electrician with pliers. Vodka can be seen not 
bylo.Vidimo, electrician repaired the wiring from bees that 
live on oak. Noticing that the tree began to totter, fitter 
started swearing even more, resulting in oak flew "Flying 
Patrol to check what causes it. 

       Winnie the Pooh continued diligently to cut oak, not 
knowing for what. Oak is already heavily swayed along with the 
electrician and the bees. 

       Here Winnie the head fell off pliers. "It seems to rain
begins "- thought Pooh, rubbing his bruised place. Left
hack just a little chut.Vot alone is worth more to knock a 
couple Razik ax ... 

       TRRAH!

       - Mom! - Shouted fixer, flying a good three feet and 
hitting his nose on a tree branch. 

       - Well ... I ... In general ... - His mother, he, 
knocking on the branches, then leaving scraps of pants on 
vetkah.Nakonets it smoothly It landed in the mud puddle and 
immediately became like a small black cloud.


       Leaving a lineman in the lurch, Winnie the Pooh went on, 
thinking, wherever it for a drink. And then he thought about 
Christopher Robin. 


       - About me? - Asked Christopher Robin, not too delighted 
at this good fortune. 

       - About you.

       Christopher Robin said nothing, but his eyes became
More and more, and cheeks pinker and pinker all.


       So Pooh went round to his friend Christopher Robin, who 
lived in the same forest in a house with a green door. 

       - Good morning, Christo-fer, Robin! - Said Pooh.

       - Good morning, Pooh! - The boy said.

       - I wonder whether you have a chance of vodka?

       - Vodka?

       - Yes, I just went and thought: "Have not Christopher 
Robin randomly a little vodka? "I was just wondering.


       Well, just before Christopher Robin's birthday, and 
there for each guest bought a bottle of vodka, and two guests, 
relatives and friends Rabbit, were still small, and they are 
not released at this buhnyu, so Christopher Robin were two 
bottles of vodka: "Finlandia" and "White Eagle". 

       - What do you like more? - Asked Christopher Robin with
Fluff.

       - "Finland."

       Friends drank a glass and chatted.

       - By the way - said Pooh. - There, the oak, ma-a-nter 
lying around. Hurt himself, when the tree fell. Accident. 
Suffers, probably, the poor. 

       - So go killed him - suggested by Christopher Robin.

       Pooh expressed full agreement.

       They took a pneumatic gun for Christopher Robin, a box
bullets and went to the oak tree.

       Monter was still lying on the same spot where he fell. 
Nearby lay a fallen oak, around which the flying swarms of 
bees, looking for the perpetrators of the incident. Neazhidanno 
"Flying Patrol said the boy with a gun and a drunken bear in a 
hundred meters from the oak. The bees attacked.


      Christopher Robin took aim and fired a volley. Shot in 
the eye one of the bee's generals - buhoy Christopher Robin shot

very nice.

      Immediately they fell down forwards Bee.

      - It seems the rain starts - shouted Pooh and Christopher
Robin simultaneously.

      Bees were given no quarter.

      After this incident, Pooh and Christopher Robin week 
could not move any of its members. About binge comes at a time

forget. And maybe that's why, although I'm not quite sure, 
maybe that's why Christopher Robin was left impotent. 


       - A bad end - said Christopher Robin.

       - Yes, bad. But do not worry, be cured - comforted his 
father. 

       Christopher Robin nodded and went along with Pooh out of 
the room and Dad was soon heard heard faltering steps on the 
stairs. 


                Nomy Graphics Limited in 1996 01/03/1996.


    A Here's another small but interesting tales:



                 BEAR DISEASE


Late in the evening the hunter returned from the forest to the 
village. Came to the oat field, looks-what is there in the 
oats, dark tossing and turning? The cattle wandered far does 
not follow? 

  Good look, father, bear in oats! Lying on his belly, front
Zagreb paws ears in his arms, tucked under him and 
soset.Razvalilsya, snuffle of fun: see, taste it oat milk.  In 
hunter bullets with him did not happen. A small fraction (on 
bird walk). Yes, the guy was brave. "Ah," thinks, "was not: 
ignition lines must in the air. Do not give the same Bruins 
ruin farmers. If you do not hurt, he will not touch."  Attach - 
both came shooting over the animal's ear.  Bear with surprise 
as the jump. At the edge of the strip here was a pile of 
sticks, "so bear through it, the bird jumped.  Head over heels, 
through the head-back on its feet and into the woods without 
looking back.  Hunter laughed over mishkinoi hrabrastyu and 
households went.  And in the morning thinking: Dai have a look, 
how many Toptygin oats namyal on polose.Prishel in place and 
see it: with fright at the Bears upset stomach, so trail into 
the woods and Tenet  Went on the trail, "and the bear and there 
is mertvyi.  Here, then, how frightened of even the most 
neozhidannosti.A powerful and dangerous creature in the forest.


                    (COST 175-77-92)



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