ZX Pilot #41 29 декабря 2002

Comics - History.

              C O M I C S I



(C) SirX


                 History.


   In the beginning was the word. In the beginning was
word and the word was 2 bytes, and more
There was nothing.

   And God separated the unit from scratch, and
I saw that it was good. And God said: Let
will be data, and it was so.

   And God said: Let gather data
each in his place, and created a floppy disk, and
hard drives and CD-ROMs.

   And God said: Let there be computers
that there is a place to put floppy disks, and
hard drives and CD-ROMs, and created
computers and called them hard, and divided
hard to soft.

   Software is still not there, but God quickly
corrected himself and created a great program and
small, and said unto them: Be fruitful and
multiply by fill all memory.

   But fed up with him to create programs
himself, and God said: 'create
Programmer for our image, and
let them have dominion over the computers, and over
programs, and the data. And God
programmer and put it in my VC,
to work in it.

   And brought programmer to a tree
directories, and commanded: From any
directory can run the program,
Only from the Windows directory will not open
For MUST DIE.

   And God said: not a good programmer
to be alone, make him a user
accordingly it.

   And he took a programmer bone, in any way
there was no brain, and created a user, and
brought him to the programmer, and called
Programmer its users.

   And they were both sitting under pure DOS, and not
ashamed.


   Bill was more subtle than any beast of the field. AND
Bill said to user: truly, hath God said:
do not run any software?

   And the user said: any software we can
run, and only from the Windows directory is not
we can, because maet writing.

   And Bill said to user: Let's argue about
the taste of oysters with those who ate them!

   On the day when you run Windows, will
as gods, because one click will create
anything.

   And when the user saw that WINDOWS was pleasant to
eyes and longed for, because what they do
useless knowledge, and put them on your
computer, and then said the programmer,
it was cool, and it too.

   And the programmer went to look for new
driver, and called on God for the programmer and
said to him: where are you? The programmer said:
Looking for new drivers, because they do not have a bare
DOS.

   And God said: Who told you about
driver? So do not run if you're windsurfing?

   The programmer said: gozer, whom thou
gave me, said that from now on wants
program only under the wind, and I them
put.

   And God said to user: What have you done?
User said: Bill beguiled me.

   And God said to Bill: But you're
done, thou art cursed above all cattle, and
all the beasts of the field, and I will put enmity
between you and the programmer: it will
curse you, and you
will sell him windsurfing.

   Nick said: I will multiply thy sorrow and
barren thy wallet, and you'll enjoy
curves of programs, and will not survive
without a programmer, and he will
rule over you.

   Programmer said: for what
listen to the user, cursed computers
thee bugs and viruses are thee;
in toil you shall fight them in the days
your work, and the sweat of thy face shalt
debug your code. And God sent them out
his VC, and set the password.



   -Favorite! I installed in on you
ushi.Ty reformat my mozgi.V
opeativnoy my memory has not been anything
similar.

   My vinda glyuchit.Pri the sight of you I have
increasing clock frequency, and the screw increases obeme.Davay 
create with you direktoriyu.No first romantic dinner

when lit ekranah.Mozhesh itself cause
menyu.Lichno I prefer the CD-ROM, but I promise
peregruzhatsya.A not then we will go to
Your sayt.Ili moy.My to discover each other
their files.