Voyager #00 14 марта 1998

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scream - the instructions for using shock Artillery Regiment.

      Instructions for using the lavatory

           Artillery Regiment.



 1. Latrine should always be kept in
clean.
 2. In glasses and urinals restroom should not be
throw rubbish, rags, cigarette butts, matches,
dirt, food residue.
 3. Use of glasses should not
climbing on their feet, and sit down as
on a chair, fully loaded, so that
buttock entirely and tightly encircle
wooden pillow point. Housing body
keep straight and absolutely not to do when
landing on his feet firmly, and gently take away from
sex, weight transfer to nogovuyu
buttock, having hands laid along
respective knees. Planting
be achieved in the falling excrement
pipe points, rather than on the pillow point, trying to
At the same time not to soak the pillow urine,
which requires the urethra
authority to hold his hand, it napryavlyaya
point.
 4. When using a urinal, must
come close to the urinal, even slightly
rest against his knees, leaning
forward, take out the entire urethra
body, weighed down slightly down and let
urine to the last drop. Before the end of
piss on the urinal not to depart and urine by
sex is not sprayed. Specified by
given the opportunity to be dry the floor near
urinal.


            Pompolka on Hozchasti SHIMANKOV.



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