Voyager #00 14 марта 1998

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scream - A few signs that you should refrain from communicating with the computer.

      FEW SIGNS THAT

       YOU NEED TO REFRAIN

         COMMUNICATION FROM THE COMPUTER



10. During the measurement, your pressure
device shows 256h192.

 9. Every time you're drowning, before vashimiglazami life 
passes by Sir Clive Sinclair.


 8. You can not remember when
your friends last succeeded in
seriously you drink.

 7. You are canceling visits to the simple
because you need it tonight
bring order to the system diskette.

 6. When she (he) does not stand up and says that leaves you 
forever, you are applying in response to the prayer of type: 
"Could We resetnut all over again? ".


 5. You have dreams in 8 colors with two gradations of 
brightness. 

 4. Your life has lost all meaning after
Sir Clive Sinclair has sold all rights to
production ZX-SPECTRUM.

 3. When you consider that call numbers:
"0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9, A, B, C, D. .."

 2. When you read a book, occasionally looking scroll-bar to 
move to the next page. 

 1. Going into the elevator and pressing the desired
floor, you're frantically trying to find
click "Enter".

 0. Ye had more sense than half
reasons given.


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     If when reading (or later) you
It occurred to something else like that - you can send to the 
editor, laugh together;). 


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