Impulse #05 28 июля 1999

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Beer - BEER FAQ v1.0 July 1999.

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   Beer ... From an early age is the word deep
sunk into the soul of each, has been a source
the existence of mankind. Sometimes
We do not even know that they are able to
for a glass of the drink of the gods, for the sake of
foaming life-giving moisture, well-known
all like beer.

   Spectrum ... How old is the word
as well as beer, affect the most subtle chord of our souls, 
makes a furious pounding rhythm of our hearts. 

   So there was life, that, contrary to
around these two things tied their fate,
doubly so please and disappoint us.

   You can count on the fingers of those individuals who 
understand my words. This those who like to combine business 
with pleasure, those whose body does not work lemonade and 
mineral water, namely, the resourceful zaboristom and beer. And 
I hope everyone understands that the best use of this buzz 
Ambrosia is not in the basement and not in the pub, and in 
front of his Speccy, during Neh. ystvennyh intellectual ferment 
and creative implementation. Look at life

sober (!) - how many there it remained,
we have a bunch of Chernobyl mutant
We breathe this shit ... Beer
Just as beautiful as it displays the most radiation, leads the 
mind in such a state that is not achieved by the use of other 
drinks (well, vodka, of course, an exception, but more on that 
in the next issue).


   How to start using beer? Before
rookie always gets the mass of so-called questions about it. 
I'll try consider the most common

of them and give full and covering the answers to them.

 - BEER FAQ rel1.0 July 1999 -

Q: In the store I saw a Battle, I thought that if
   monads and bought it. But when I tried, then

   I realized that it is not. What is it?
A: Most likely this is a beer that

   better for your body than the Limo
   above, or vinegar, then simply need
   necessary to find the first and second bust in

   avoid fatal consequences.

Q: I want to start drinking beer, that for this

   necessary?
A: It requires an iron will,

   courage, determination, but most Chapter
   vnym is roomy uric

   bladder for temporary realtime con
   Jania degradation products of beer.

Q: Yesterday tried beer, liked it.

   Mother smelled jail shakedown and said that I -

   wino. What should I do?
A: You can try to send a nurse podal
   above the words "I have N years, or

   buy heaped bubble Gama type

   "Stimorol", "dirol", "donald" ...

Q: What kind of beer is better to start drinking?
A: Generally, all recommended to drink beer

   Brest spill. On this 2 reasons:

   the quality of the beer, not comparable

   with any other, and relatively cheap

   price. With regard to class, to begin with
   la recommended "Belovezhskoe and Co.
   Ron. "

Q: I saw a dark beer, but I'm afraid to drink it

   due to the fact that the mate said that his

   drink negros. Can I therefore

   to be black?
A: A of forfeits you get an orange?

Q: What is a "shelf life" and what it

   by eating?
A: "Shelf Life" - this is such a feature to
   Thoraya indicates to what date you

   You can safely drink it is this

   Battle. When isteket shelf life, not
   necessary to take a bottle of beer, Troch

   money and send it to me for analysis of spacecraft
   operation and tasting.

Q: I saw how the men stand in a queue for

   in casting. But I did not sell th
   We say that is too small still. What should I do?
A: Because of this difficult situation, there are several
   to the outputs:

   - The domain of the muzzle glued scheti
     on, preferably black, and less
     varies his voice, and then attempt to
     repeats;

   - Sought huckster who is behind glass
     On most bottling, merchandised

     You have the full prog;

   - Opened his woman slurps on-prodavschi
     zu. Desirable piercing-rezhu
     schego tool for intimidation.

Q: When I drink beer Battle, I begin to throw
   Camping on the people. Can I wild?
A: No, basically. In this case,
   exists to cut the rate to half of Battle, or

   opt out of this precious liquid
   STI and try to replace it vodyaroy,

   or anything else thread.

Q: After taking awfully want to

   point. We have to frantically search for him,

   to urinate. What will advise?
A: Why look for a point? Note

   on the environment you are really on

   wilderness around. All that

   necessary - is a small shrub or

   tree. Also come down to a nearby
   dezd. Well, at least, we can use
   use the proverb "where zhru, there

   shit. "

Q: In the shop hangs a logo is "beer with 16 years of age."

   And why 16?
A: Because before you begin traded
   lyat beer, need to learn and find

   their place in life, to taste the sweetness

   infancy, for beer change children
   skoe worldview that makes people

   to look at things differently, here.

Q: When open the bottle, the beer starts

   dekranchitsya on my pants. What to do?
A: It is ironic sounds, but

   this complex situation exists Euclidean
   flax simple solution: give up

   pants and wearing a short outfit,

   such as shorts, trousers, or other de
   Weiss: (

Q: Please Give the money to buy yaschi
   ka beer!
A: Buy 4 boxes of vodka consumers, hand over
   those battles in the near PPST, and buy

   imagine a case of beer. Even children at Shockaloo
   DKI will remain.


        - End of FAQ! -


   And finally, people start eating this foamy drink and the 
true gods, and not wishing to combine it with

their creativity ...