Nicron #116 29 января 2000

Humor - All of the elections ... me!

      All of the elections ... me!

Solovej R.
2:5035 / 5.26



   I propose to put forward my candidacy for election to the 
presidency. 

My (most honest) election program:

1. Pay pensions to pensioners will not. Nechay people
   Noe good transfer, all the same, soon - in order ...
2. Salaries Hold for 15-20 years. Money

   I myself need ...
3. The collapse of the entire industry. Do not know how to do

   do nothing to tackle ...
4. Selling land in the western investoram.Hotyat g @ # do not

   poking around - let them ...
5. Electricity is turned off. Let the birth rate increase
   decreases ...
6. Gas is turned off. For the same reason. Keep warm under the 
blankets ... 7. Close all spirits shops. Drink Dichlorvos, will 
die soon ... 8. I will cover all schools. Many intelligent 
divorced ... 9. Close all hospitals. Nation should be healthy, 
natural selection - a great power ... 10. Prices of staple 
foods raise an average of 5,060% per month. This is not a 
luxury but a means of survival. Do you want to survive - pay 
... 11. Declare war on all developed countries. A% ul you there 
...? 12. The next day, will sign a full and unconditional 
surrender. Let the fed ... 

Sincerely, Solovej.
December 15, 1999.