Optron #09 13 марта 1998

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Lvivski jokes - Why beer is better than a woman.

            Lvivski jokes



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  1. Wee can nasolodzhuvatis beer tsily
misyats.

  2. Pivni plyami vidmivayutsya.

  3. Wee not povinni goduvati i napuvati beer.

  4. Beer terplyache chekaє have mashini Pokey Bu
maєte inshe beer.

  5. Beer does not require michi, vono dwellers became
priєmnim to relish.

  6. Beer nikoli not zapiznyuєtsya.

  7. You do not happen to platiti alimenti
yakscho Wee pominyali beer.

  8. Beer is not revnuє to inshogo beer.

  9. Pivni Efektim znimayutsya without borotbi.
 10. Pivni kusayutsya not peel.
 11. Coley will come to the bar, the form zmozhete vibrato 
whether yak beer.  12. Beer nikoli not bolit head.

 13. Pislya of yak form maєte beer plyashka
all alkali koshtuє 15 kopiyok.
 14. Beer nikoli not vtrachaє svidomosti,
yakscho vid you smell inshim beer, if the form
Come dodomu.
 15. Without whether yakih dokoriv sumlinnya form can machi 
bilsh nizh odne beer for nich.  16. Beer zavzhdi lyagaє easily.

 17. Wee can dilitisya beer iz friends.
 18. Bu zavzhdi znaєte, scho Wee Perche, hto
vidkrivaє chain beer.
 19. Beer chains zavzhdi nezabutni vrazhennya.
 20. Wee can machi beer publichno.