Nicron #29 11 апреля 1997

Юмор

Humor - anecdotes.

(C) DELEALAN

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Lion king of beasts, and said: - Who's at least something with 
toilets make pressed under! The next day the animals came, they 
saw - in john punched out a window ... Well, a lion, and asked: 
- Who did it? Goes forward hare and said: - I do not I! - What 
is it? - Well, I'm walking this morning by the toilet, and 
there the bear was sitting, grabbed me, podtersya, and threw it 
out the window. - Well not really guilty ... Go. The next day 
the animals came together again, the glass Embossed ... - Who 
did it? Again, the hare: - I do not I! - What is it? - Well I 
sat this morning in a toilet by a hedgehog goes, I grabbed him, 
podtersya, and who first flew in the window, I can not remember 
... 

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The woman had a parrot that is often dropped foul language. On
New Year's Eve, before the visitors arrived, she hid it away
in the fridge, but forgot. In the midst of the holiday hostess
asks the guests to bring a little girl out of the refrigerator
compote. The girl opens the fridge and opened his mouth in 
surprise exclaims: - Oh, penguin! - X # inchik! - Comes from the

refrigerator. - Are you b # #% MI Santa Claus will become!

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Parrot, bought from sailors swore terribly. Vet
advised the owner: - Put him in a sack and several times as
should shake, then he forgets all that he had been taught. 
Master followed the advice. When he pulled out of the bag 
disheveled parrot, he shook himself and said: - No shit storm 
itself! 

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- You said that your parrot talking. I have many times
you had, and no word from him had not. - It just feels
Who is dangerous to say too much.

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Preparing to launch a new U.S. ballistic missile. On
tree at the launch pad sit two crows. - Rise! -
says one. - Do not fly! - Says another. Be launched,
and the rocket explodes. - It's you nakarkala! - I serve the 
Soviet Union!


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At the entrance to the pet shop hangs a cage with a parrot by 
going guy. Parrot: - Man! - A. - I went to the "% /! Man went 
to the offended Administration snitched shop, the parrot was 
punished. The next day comes again, but looks at the parrot and 
waiting ... Almost turned the corner and here: - Man! - A. - 
Well, you understand, yes? 

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Monkey bought bananas sitting on the bank of the river, eating. 
To her crocodile swims: - What is it you eat monkey? - Gryby 
... - How gryby?? - Gryby here ...


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Please tell me your chain dog allows him to come to him? -
Of course! Otherwise, how can he bite you?