Nicron #29 11 апреля 1997

Юмор

Humor - Dembelskaya rocket ordinary Kochkurkina.

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         DEMBILSKAYA ROCKET backbencher KOCHKURKINA
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(C) MDF HACKER

         Chapters from the book 3 / 3 pieces
            Part Three


At the 2 level, with the rum torch light had been boiling 
soldier flea market. Sold, or rather me, everything. Cash 
equivalent served with an alcohol, drugs or tobacco. Left

nimble Uzbek pushed silver out of battery-powered submarines. (
By the way, the paradox: thousands of miles there is no 
reservoir, and Submarines - present). The right to sell two of 
the optics, torn out of the system autoguider guns. By selling

details dembilskoy ammunition could be easily established from
Why do rockets.

How about an icon of the cladding nozzle? A liner for an album 
of gold leaf? Or samosvetyaschiyusya model rockets from

enriched uranium want? A bottle of vodka was given
air-conditioning, two - television, three machine gun and a 
bucket ammunition. For a box of vodka given tank, but with 
samokrazhey of next warhead. And then recently, two hijacked 
stroybatovtsev fighter aircraft on order with one volume of 
instructions management. Instructions for planting, of course, 
turned out to be a friend volume.


On the move Kochkura traded lithium battery for flashlight
a few cigarettes, and we went down below. 3-th level of smelt
alcohol and hydrochloric acid. Here, as I knew, were driven out 
of moonshine acid solvent, glue BF and God knows what. In

center of the large hall was a large ball made of stainless 
steel with greenish, disgusting-smelling liquid. From it hovered

somewhere up tight wet hoses. Energy source is not visible
it was, but the liquid was noticeably hot. Top of the vat was
a tall warrior, and shouted down somewhere: "To the left of 
rowing, the spirit that hole there! ".


Directly under the stairs lay engineer of this facility - 
Private Kushnir out of our mouths and breathed through a hose 
pairs of the ether. Kochkura, without stopping, kicked him and 
said: "Tomorrow regimental check, drug abuser. "Kushnir, not 
looking up from the hose, he muttered: "In what measure ?..." 
and disconnected. "After all, smart man - said Kochkura - 
alcohol will produce at least from the stool, and in this case 
- drug abuser. "tse tse Ash Tree on about Al" - suddenly clear 
Kushnir said. "Yes, - I thought - to drive alcohol vinegar 
easy, someone he likes the mind of the mind will go. " 

Kushnir teristorom worked in the power supply secret "laptop"
Staff. All my attempts to find out what the laptop was 
responsible usual way: "Our Commander Norton says it's the 
secret years ten forward, so that someone vyaknyat, to be F8 ". 
At the 4-volume level has already lived half the year the 
CIA-Schnick. According to them, threw their scout about the 
system "Buran". In the States they have been language training, 
ability to stand up for themselves and not drink drunk. But 
with most went to the landing pads. Our Russian Fenya they do 
not understood sip "rubella" (ethyl + hydrochloric acid, through

mask + soda) Razil them outright.

And when they tried to stand up for yourself, just realize that
against "grandfather" of scrap is no admission. They tried to 
surrender, but medical department told them that there is 
nothing to mow, when acknowledging will be 2 years to serve. 
Like, we do not just spies, and even deaf and oblique, with 
ulcers and bronchitis are. In short, the only value which they 
have been - present U.S. spy equipment with which they

get information - through the exchange of equipment information.

And why should climb with a camera to start, if the secret
pictures are in every self-respecting "old man" in
dembilskom album? - Hey, John, a map of underground
zlektrokomunikatsy MKS want? Then you have a complete plan of 
the object will be - I said, opening the metal door of "cells". 
John played in the "point" to at podstelennoy newspaper 
"Dungeon news" and looked visibly emaciated.


Looking closely, I realized that the bank was jam ten
dollars. As a partner, he had a "frame" - a blackleg
third floor, playing is always trimmed or waxed "
deck. Nickname of "frame" he received for his thinness - in his 
abdomen like a leather-covered drum. He was a little blessed - 
by "100 days prior to the order" does not cropped haircut, and 
left little forelock in the middle of the head. Forever gone, 
beating himself in the stomach, as in tambourine, and on cue, 
"Hare Rama" cryptically replied: "Rama-Rama ...".


A Maputo complained. What do you want in return? - Compact 
inflatable boat from your Nazarov. Intervened Kochkura: Why do 
you have a boat in steppe? - The Kazakhs of vodka replaced. 
Them in terms of demographics tires needed.


And these CIA-Schnick has nothing of value left. Some
dollars. I thought satellite radio, I have them all
a month ago I traded in the electronic data block "Buran". Now
they had data, but could not transmit them. Buran is ready to
go anywhere, but had no data. Thus I
to make its modest contribution to the Soviet-American parity.

John scratched his armpit, where, as I knew he had a holster 
with revolver. Ammunition for a week as I traded, and now

was selected to the trunk. Trunk that he had recently with his 
own carved from a piece of gun-grade plutonium, which he was 
fully in his spy kit: "Nuklear bomb: Make yourself". Last

the barrel is worn out after the last great battle with
rat mutant.

And it glows in the dark and increased accuracy. However, John
categorically did not want to change the relic, apparently due 
to dedicatory inscription on the handle: "colleague John - from 
major Pronin's a sign of respect. "- A scheme is correct? - Do 
not hesitate. A week ago, the marshals to inspect the platoon 
arrived. All the schemes more per week at the site were posted. 
Here, you can see in the corner "Top Secret" and the three 
stars? 

Bon scratched by the other arm, where I knew He had a
lice, which he could not slip even patented
American money. Then he cleared his throat and pulled the boat 
out far corner of the room. - If the next time will be something

secret - come. - And you ORDER your from Langley, let send
dembilskie icons, here it is - the currency, and then you and 
your green pieces of paper with portraits soon podohnesh of 
hunger especially if you continue to play sharper.


           (To be continued)