Nicron #23 06 марта 1997

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Humor - From the readers' letters to the journal "Health".

                From readers' letters in the journal "Health"


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(R) Oscar.

1.Zhurnal "Health" - a nice tutorial of life and death.
2.Posylayu shape of the nose.
3.Mne told that you can get rid of freckles, if you omit
face to the nest at 5-6 cm
4.Nam want to know more about sexual intercourse: when, where 
and with Who can it hold?

5.Chto need to do to correct a speech impediment?
6.Budu write directly prichem nationality I am Georgian.
7.Pokazhite us on TV neurologist.
8.How do bring hairiness on the face?
9.Tak how I am not clever, then decided to turn to the log
"Health".
10.Vashi articles on sex education strengthens military
discipline.
11.Za good job I was awarded pochetnoy board.
12.YA suffer from impotence at home.
13.Chto a dietary egg: if any fresh or snesennoe
hen without a rooster?
14.S childhood to marriage I did not know what the disease was
that along that poperek.
15.Pochemu, when I drink soda, I Shibaev in the nose, but not 
least crown?

16.YA can not have children, if there is artificial embryos
good quality and germinated if we could bring them to the 
pharmacy, the Penza?

17.YA treated for 10 years, including 7 years in prison.
18.Ona offends me verbal adjectives of a sexual nature.
19.U husband has a suspicion that I am an allergen.
20.Zhenschiny without intercourse become blind, deaf husband.
21.Mogut whether from intercourse to become crooked legs?
22.Vse cheshus time, but not hand and a fork.
23.Kak stop snoring? Tried to sleep in a gas mask,
appealed to the medical unit - all else fails.
24.YA not work, but I know, I run to the toilet, no time off
pants.
25.Pyanitsey I was not and never will, unless podohnu, and why I
cattle has not given birth mother - has long been used 
slaughtered. 26.V Yerevan long gone condoms, how you can work 
without them?

27.Moya daughter is registered with a doctor-nosoglaza.
28.Kuda can arrange a girl with a disability who is sick 02/03
months, and the rest of the very witty and looking for work.
29.Mne was 13 years old when I read in the journal "Health" of
masturbation and decided to try himself.