Nicron #22 27 февраля 1997

Юмор

Humor - diary of a girl.

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             Diary of a girl
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Lyricist - Vadim Mishkin, AKA MYSH
Obrabotka (c) MDF HACKER


Dekabrya.Ves a day was nothing. Never really did not
hang out.
3 dekabrya.Hodila on katok.Slomala lyzhu.Malchishki fools
pushed.
December 6. Met today on the street "Na-well." Not even 
vzgyanula on it, though, of course, zavizzhala.Predstavlyayu 
themselves as "On-on" surprise.

8 dekabrya.Utrom me nauseous at the thought of shkole.Mozhet I
Pregnant?. That week Kolka looked at me like that! ..
11 dekabrya.Malchishki of parallel stood under the ladder, up
watching. I thought I was on my feet as much mouth 
raskryli.Podnyalas above, and then someone spilled jar of wine, 
and it flows between the ladders drips. Here's a drunkard!


December 13. Count up, dear diary! Today I hid under a
sofa, and he passed and did not notice. I have spent the night 
in a dust sofa crying. Hurry climax!

17 dekabrya.Vchera wanted to scratch his leg and broke 
pantyhose. That will ...? Cried for two hours.

20 dekabrya.Rasskazali rzhachny anecdote about how Chapaev 
drowned. Neighing three hours. Then, after all, wept.

23 dekabrya.Segodnya entire lesson staring out the window and 
not heard I was summoned to a board and put the top five.

26 dekabrya.Direktrisa said it will expel me from school, and I
said she could not expel. We argued and chased pobezhali.Ona
me two hours, but never kicked.
28 dekabrya.Vchera father was summoned to the school, but I 
bought him a bubble, and he did not go.


31 dekabrya.S New Year you, Diary! Let this year you have
will be all right!
January 12. On nat-py all told to come in the same shorts and
Anzhelka-fool come around. Here Otpad! / Or there now
we say, young - ukatayka, or what? .. /
January 16. Yesterday, a boy pushed us into the locker room, and
he is such a ridiculous - fell and broke his nose!
January 20. At Nina on "Ethics and psychology are always just
Five. Of course! Her mother Bagira works ...
February 1. Mama's Guest - Uncle Slava - is still sitting in 
the closet, and she told him there is food. And I still do not 
know what to ask mum for the silence. I'll ask Svetka. Or, 
better, Dad. February 6. Petya pen ischerkal my face. Cute

Petka, if you love Benya - just say so! .. Tomorrow will give 
him wet bulb.


February 10. Istorichka caused his father to school.
February 11. Father came home drunk and covered in lipstick,
cried the mother, which abolished serfdom in 1861.
23 fevralya.Den Defenders Otechestva.Kurila papa
trubku.Horoshy his baccy.
8 marta.Vot and ended childhood: Today in the textbook of 
anatomy I I saw him.