Nicron #62 13 ноября 1997

Humor - school history.

      Where does childhood? ..
            (Part Two)


(C) (R?) WLODEK BLACK
Photo: (c) Wlodek Black,
Scanning: Del (Alexander Nekrasov)


  Hello again, and drive on through the pages of school funny 
stories. Our today's hero - Vaska. Went from 48K Spectrum 
cassette to Pentium, which now does not peel off, chasing ... 
emulator ZX. Likes games like "Target Renegade". Has an 
extremely calm nature and rarely smiles, so that this photo 
captures a pleasant exception. As in the first issue, stories 
and photos are published with the permission of a "hero." 

  Second character - the earrings. Vaska's best friend. By the 
nature of - the exact opposite: a fast, energetic and stayed 
for the second year. In skazanul ... 


            Vaska. Photo 1994



- John, Joe, tell Olga that I was to her a lesson come!

  On the second! In the end. Maybe ...

Vasya carefully deduced an indelible marker on the desk:
"NIRVANA". Nirvana - Mr. ****", - Sanya said. - "Better BON
JOVI wrote. "Vasya was confused and wrote:" BOMZHOVI.

... Sergei long tried throwing a tennis ball against the wall, 
to get in some places. - Where you want it zashvyrnut? - Asked 
Vasya. - In the trash.


   Then Vasya, taking the ball earrings, from the first shot 
threw it in the garbage and ... quietly went to finish the game 
in "Target Renegade".

- You are what ... where? .. - Serge stunned.
- You have been necessary, and you get, - concluded Vaska.

Entered the office computer, I saw that one of the monitors
hangs somewhere gray sweater, the sleeves hang down - the 
overall impression, it's socks. I decided to make a joke and 
asked: "Who's socks to dry the monitor hung?. "He said, and saw 
that joke for some reason not obtained. Coming closer, looked 
carefully and realized why: it is was not a sweater. On the 
monitor really hung socks ... 

Vaska once entered the room, briskly walked to the trash cans 
and ... threw back his portfolio. All told, "Do-oo-oo! .." and 
ran to look. A Vaska calmly took the vacant place the computer 
and started playing. 

Shackle told anecdote: "Hello, this is a bakery? - No, it's 
creamy! - And what, you sell cream? - No, we have g *** a 
merge!". Gray immediately rushed to tell more: - Ba-a-eh, I 
immediately told anecdote: "Hello, this laundry? - 

  No, it's a bakery! "" And then - forgot ...



... To be continued.