Kosme #00 30 апреля 2001

Юмор

Poetry - Verses from Reklama.Ru

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                        poetry

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"Tampax" Auntie bought
To be placed
Pulls the thread of a simpleton
Fuck-broads!
And there - petard.

Baloo (baloo@nvart.ru)

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I walked the alleys of poplars,
Trouble driven neminuchey.
In his pocket was zero rubles
But dick stood - just in case.

Vasya (tull@rt.mipt.ru)

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If I eat cereal
Pipiska grow.
So my dad says
A sister - about boobs.

Andrew F.

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If I was free,
If I was proud,
I could b anyone
Happiness forever.
But since not free
And since not proud
I can anyone
Wherever and whenever.


      Elena Kazantsev

Nicksav

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Bad mood

Terms of some goats, bastards
Scum, creatures, washers, booths,
Beasts, monsters, noobs,
Washcloths, slut, whore, nipples,
Chuvikhi, mymry, crocodiles,
Puppies, goldfinches, thrushes, mare
Crosses, worms, cops, macaque,
Sheep, wolves, dogs, dogs
Billet, chock, Chukchi, macaws,
Chuchmeki, Azeris, Tatars,
Suchary, bitch, whore, bitch,
Roar, tears, snot, drool, nerves,
Remnants, lowbrow, woodpeckers, demons,
Playboys, fag, rake,
Podlyuki, stumps, bumps, gorillas,
Stepan, fuckers, lice, morons,
Srachki, hooks, rolling, assholes,
Confused, whores, foreigners
Acne, lackeys, lyavry, parks,
Skunk, well, cinder,
Crap, scraps, garbage, carrion,
Herd, flock, flock, herd,
Subjects, styles, rascal
Vugluskry, nits, pederasy,
Bulls, Eagles, Shpak, otters,
Viper, vampires, Hydra,
Vahlaki, bitches, foe,
Sleaze, opty, MPs,
Fans, boots, nerds,
Cabbage, greens, Bucks, Green,
Shalmali, brothel, bordello, bedlam,
Dirt, soot, fumes, soot, mucus and hubbub.
... And in this strange zoobanke
Spinning like a match
In a hole bathroom.
I look myself in the mirror,
Features of your favorite love
Though at times like a bullet
Vsandalit in the skull of the road ...

DenizRT (denisn@hotmail.com)

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And pernut hunting
And you can not pernut
Hear the Nazis
Perish friends

DAG

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Recently I have not seen such beauty!
Lay beaten someone cops
Here, evidently, recently boiled fights
What kind of happiness icpizdit GAI!!

Igor Ha

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I found a crow in the sand
Dirty, smelly,
Still it will not give up
Until the end martyred.

Natulka

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Time moved in April
That cleverly devised.
Dick before getting up in bed,
And now stands in the subway.

Leonid Makarov (venom@csa.bu.edu)

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Crow sitting on the fence
It seems to be a trifle
Pioneer comes with a stick
And huyak her huyak ...

Cyril

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If someone is loud plachetdovyebyvaalsya means!

Ilya (ilya@netra.elchem.ac.ru)

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And in the eyes filled with tears,
When doing blowjob
Because as of today
It's all her lunch ...

(C) Skiv

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WHO IS whore.
Not those
whore
Who Bread
for
Front
and back
Give us
ABTS,
God forgive them!
And those
whore -
Man who lies
Money
sucking
To fuck
not giving
Here are whores
mere
Their mother hildren!

Mayakovsky

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Dude, foreign wives ebuschy
Husbands will otpizzhon.

(C) Mike Nudelman (michaeln@eccs.com)

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The girls go, hips kachaet,
Sumachku neset - maladets what ...

Yura (chep@rav.sio.rssi.ru)

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I fucked you
And you and you
And you I'm fucked now
And you do not hide under the mattress
And then I fucked and you

Guslik Zezeltsovsky

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Marie Curie times in Leningrad
Someone fucked - it seems the rear.
Eight hours
Dick bugger otsoh.
Have you heard about the beta decay?

Bukin

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Gather your thoughts in the bridle!
Not Ohio, not Achaea!
Fulfilled the plan - send all in the pussy,
Failed to comply - he go to the dick!

Andrew (alba@gol.ru)

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In the world there is no soldier brave,
What frightened Jew

Sergey (svs@b1.pssr.ru)

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In the spring birds fly,
Streams throughout zazhurchat,
Flowers bloom of course ...
.. But someone nasret and here ..

JUNK (aaa123@chat.ru)

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Swans are flying ...

     A Hooley futile!?
Run home.

      'll Dvuhstvolku,
Uebenyu, damn, under this pack!
So that here, at dick LONGER SUMMER!

belomor kapital `nyi (smir@postman.ru)

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I dropped the bear on the floor,
I tore off a bear paw.
Tied to the bed, Katya
Otebal I'm Nadia from Zadie.
In his mouth stuck dick Irina
Pulled out a gag Inn,
Threw her Tanya,
I love playing with toys.

Matroskin (matroskin@i.am)

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I stood like a planted
Double up both legs
Teeth clenched to squeak
Hands clenched into fists
I then sweated
Pale like a corpse
But I felt like
That the patience of the end
I picked up Vdug
Shakin 'like a frost
Here's what he did to me
Catching ponos ...

(C) odb from odessa

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I brought you a bouquet
Over 4 thousand and,
Quickly gave me blowjob
Old blyadischa!

Vlad

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- Healthy granny!
- Potatoes cap ...
- Pussy you're deaf!
- Yes, there are rotten ...
- Lousy you my wheelbarrow!
- At least the bag ...
- Fuck you right!
- It's time now autumn ...

iLya (illl@chat.ru)

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If the boy did not steal,
Does not play ball
You do not touch it
It's a dead boy

Alex777

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Hoof beats, earth digging
young sperm

Maximov (maksimov102@hotmail.com)

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A captain for the exotic
Wanted perverse eroticism.
Five piranhas caught,
Fishing line tied together,
And fucked them in the toothy mouth.

Alex

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Home! Damn work:
Tired - as much to eat so do not feel like ...
Yes souls to the devil! Hurry up in bed!
There you ...
You still fucked # Th!

KA3AHOBA (KA3AHOBA@iname.com)

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Wait, do not drink from the toilet!
There - the microbes there - infection!
Dern handle water Slay,
Sduy foam, then we will drink.

Andrew

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Walks of cancer hut
Girl Helen
Do not allow to breathe pussy
Tits on the knee

Halerinsky

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I used to go with open ebalo,
A fly fly and fly and fly.
And then used to clap ebalo,
They're buzzing and hum and buzz.

Cactus

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What woman or whether,
Still fuck her.

E. Shulov

Yura (chep@rav.sio.rssi.ru)