Kosme #00 30 апреля 2001

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Drinking party - drink with us: Spy, Sair00s and Crazy.

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                  drinking party

        [(C) Crazy ^ PCB]
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   Decided to tell you my other, the tradition of
time away, when the land of our Russian
went to the glorious heroes, the world known to all. Came
tradition of these things to me, almost distorted, because
such a great offense could not get distorted in the memory
human, because zelo nice it was.

   It was, as people say, in the year two thousandth
of the Nativity of Our Lord Jesus Christ, in the month
September, at the very beginning. The exact date of the event
this did not save the tradition, although called something
date from the eighth to the twelfth day of the month this
glorious. Hail the same place where it all happened, the people
was referred to as carpets that
Vladimir-Suzdal principality. And this city, though
zelo small and not noticeable in the expanse of our land
immense, but the giants lived there dyuzhe known
Russian land deeds of their own, as well as friendship
its a lot of people Russian and foreigners
from different Russian cities and non-Russians.

   And gathered in this great day three good young man,
three heroes Russian, called their names but not
Russian, for while it was the custom to hide lihoe
his own name under a name or word of the countries, so as not to
could vorog ferocious track where he lives, dwells hero
and meanness to make great work yourself to fame
bogatyr to perdition.

   But back to our glorious narrative.
Collect three good fellow to discuss their affairs
nice yes, and throw a feast in honor of one of
them. Called them, however, Spy, Sair00s and Crazy. All they
were of the most renowned family-tribe that Eternity
Industry called. Then came the evening of the day Sair00s
and Crazy for this great hero of the occasion and dyuzhe
Glorious, which was called, you guessed it, my
young lovers traditions of the Russian land, Spy.
Deciding it was wrong to celebrate this great holiday without
intoxicating beverages - per capita laughing, went the other
our tents for vendors victuals and drink
different. We took our other beer foam, beer
tasty, a bottle of his brother, for a feast planned
continue to place more for this device,
because they were going to celebrate not an hour or two, and
dyuzhe long as the Dollar have no end, and the rubles they have
There were many, but not much, as it turned out later.

   Our heroes have gone to the tavern new, which does not
there were more. And there was a tavern And this is just
Kovrov opposite Academy, where young men of the simple
green men do dyuzhe smart, if they have, of course, forces 
sufficient to sustain long-term abuse Local vorogov fierce, 
hungry beasts, of which the people teacher is calling. You can 
also add that our heroes while studying in sim institution

in order to get a diploma inzhenegrov different
specialties. Well, our other came into this
School and immediately took another beer foam, beer
delicious, because the soul demanded continuation of Russian
holiday. Over time, when the beer
over, and hop it just started to act,
there was talk smart, but everything about the life of a heavy, 
but about sudbinushke fierce. However, during these 
conversations difficult not to forget they go and pour the 
excess Moisture accumulated mortal body on the fence closest

lop-sided, because it was a tavern in the fresh air
and therefore did not have warm outhouse.

   Soon the fairy tale effect, but not soon deal
done. And, closer to the middle of the night when the moon
already covered the neighborhood, and the stars glittered no 
worse rubies, our heroes have ended U.S. Dollars, but

they decided to stay until closing, but Crazy
small razduharilsya and went to the beautiful maiden that
grub and music was in charge, require a change
music, for guslar, singing songs ostrozhnikov he
zelo tired. And he demanded at this girls music
cheerful. And the girl replied, Sia, which can
put music, metal klichuschuyusya. What Crazy
was unspeakably happy. However, the girl was ignorant, and
She put the music from the movie "Brother / 2", to which our
Trinity answered joyous roar, screaming,
podpevaniem favorite songs as well - dubbing
Loved the dialogue. However, as time went on, and near
the time of closing this place amusement. And they decided
Crazy move to the money, because Sair00s, who knew
that in addition to the stash house are a pittance, egged him
on drink them. On the way to the Crazy were sung by many
religious songs, many, however, tradition is not
preserved, but I can tell you just two: Black
Raven "and" My heart will go on "for burzhuinskom language.
When they reached the hut Crazy, took our money heroes
and went into the shop, which, without sleep or rest to work,
for a beer and grass nikotsiantovoy, for all dyuzhe smoking 
like. Taking the beer and stinky grass, grass nikotsiantovuyu, 
they sat at the table that in the courtyard Crazy stood and 
drank this drink is a clever speech and toast beautiful. Soon 
they parted on huts native, because the time was late, and work 
all had to get up early.


   On this, like, and should end our story, but rumor says that 
the heroes of our glorious failed to appear on their papers, 
for head popped them in the morning dyuzhe hard with a hangover

nonweak.

   Well, these things end up on this story for the edification 
of posterity, that they should remember that all bogatyrs 
Russian is not alien to human and nothing in everyday life are 
they themselves as ordinary people are Russian. 


          Recorded from the lips of the popular Mad Monk,

          Crazy in the world, surnamed of EI.