Generation Z #01 01 апреля 2002

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Jokes - rasslabuha.

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zdrahuyte! and so, here means the case, I wanted to couple
smehnyh stories and anecdotes written in our first number of 
the newspaper under navaniem generator 'zyu'. I certainly space 
(no, Th then this word is not it, but oh well, dick with him) 
remember the funny rasskazy.konechno they have undergone little 
processing and will now sound a bit differently than the 
original options (I hope it will make them even funnier). some 
of them may have somewhere been obublikovany so loud farts not 
to me for what I am repeating myself, but just miss out.


1. a world champion in boxing interview:
-Please tell me why you are so strong hands?
, Well, uh-uh, uh ...., e-uh ..
-Probably to pobolney strike an opponent?
Yes, yes, yes!
Why would you-a such strong legs?
, Well, uh-uh, uh ...., e-uh ..
-Perhaps to resist when they hit?
Yes, yes, yes!
-And why the van as powerful head?
, Well, uh-uh, uh ...., e-uh ..
-Perhaps to think?
Yes, yes, yes! And again and again and again I go it!

I hope this anecdote to boxers and nedoydet!:)

2. evening. even closer to nochi.letit samolet.na board is
among other people, two fag or two, slowly drank,
spirtumista.
 vdug fag start talking:
-Let 's make love.
Che, yes you, and suddenly someone sees.
Da all asleep davno.ty check.
-But how?
-Ask, for example gum.
-Good. Hey people, Does anyone have any chewing gum?!
everyone is silent.
-Well come on.
the next morning with a hangover wake spirtumisty. one another
says:
Oh, what sushnyak throat should now have some water to drink.
-Duc ask someone else.
Che, you idiot or something! Last night someone asked gum, duck
him for it all night fucked.

3.uchilka school children invited to write his short essay
and finish it with the words "Mom I have one." next day
asks the first mashenku.masha reads:
"We were in the summer with her mother in Spain, swam and 
sunbathed. Thanks for the Sports Mom! Mom I have one. "

Next, Peter said something like this and the last zhe.nu
pulls arm vovochka.ego vyzyvayut.on reads:
"Yesterday I came home and opened the fridge to eat something 
Che, because the money to buy food at school dayut.no home in 
the fridge too fucking was not, only two bottles piva.togda I 
took and drank one bottle. at this time woke up with a 
hangover, my mother and cried: Waldemar-ik, bring me my two 
bottles of beer! ". and I said: "Mom, I have one!".


the following anecdote (probably not even an anecdote, but 
simply an example of life) devoted to the "genius" windows. 

4. user decides to delete the files. distinguishes them and 
click on the the word "delete".

windows: you sure you want to remove them?
user: Yes! ok!
window: some of the files are too programmami.ih delete?
user: Yes! ok!
windows: if you delete these files, you will not be able to use 
them! user: Fuck! yes delete! ok!

lamp lights on the drive.
windows: insert your floppy in the drive "and"!
user: Yes, it is already there!!! okkk!
windows: it-e-e.ni shit there!
user: Yes you steal Th! there it is!
windows: I also probably know better!
user gets a floppy disk and insert again.
windows: where suesh, hardware components are not ready to read!
user: wait, your mother!
so after 10 minutes ..
windows: Charger with that name does not exist.
user: More Th say?
windows: vidyuhi too, no!
user: What else?
windows: nothing except the joystick!
user: Yes you went to the x # $!

5. first-graders a lesson to the teacher asked the veteran to 
come World War II, so he told the children about their

feats.
he begins:
-We were sitting, so in zasade.a here huyak left fascists 
attacked, huyak right huyak and stand in front ...

the teacher (ear): What you say, there are the children sit?
veteran (yelling):
yes you idiot! what the fuck children, this is freaking Nazis!

5.razgovarivaet geek with a friend:
-Today I went to the first lesson in music school.
-Well, and how?
Da like all normalno.tolko at the piano keyboard is fatal:
nepavilnaya layout, none of the keys is not signed, but the 
shift leg press can be.


6.zagorayut husband and wife on the beach. Suddenly the wife 
tells her husband: Hey, Nick, I have a Che then pussy pricks, 
look what's up. husband looked at me and says:

Yes you've got there a crab! must go to the doctor to get him.
They came, therefore, to the doctor. The doctor looked, raises 
the same "Diagnosis" and invites her husband bury his wife a 
member: when you get your dick, crab claws, clung

and you have it (the crab) pull.
husband: Doctor you suggested, and you put your wife agrees!
doctor thinks you can not refuse help, such as an oath
Hippocrates gave ...
-Well, well!
pulls out his drin and slowly begins to tuck.
prisunul times, two, three and crab all is warranted. and then 
he begins to the really have to fuck her.

husband in horror: the doctor what you do??
Doctor: Yes, I will kill this crab now, fuck!


And finally, a couple of phrases from the glossary:

-Glucose-goat addict;
-Overshoes-surprise draft board on the constitution in-zyvnikov;
-Sad sack, his aunt, without fur;
-Tomogavk Tamara meets a drunken husband;
-Figure-broken off the attack;
-Sparrow-keeper;
-Pier-bore;
-Cuneiform writing, a lot of beer Klin;
-Garbage-not clean the cow;
-Hole-news from Moscow Currency Exchange;
Pedicure blue Lawyer;
Serenade turn the toilet over a large need;
-Adversary-cooker;
-Winder-judge.


That's all! when will the second room then try (wow correctly 
wrote) more stuff anekdotov.bababababay! (in the sense of yet).