ZX Time #04 17 ноября 2001

Юмор

and laughter, and a sin - anecdotes.

And laughter, and sin


                                   People


                Jokes


  Russian grandmother, peering over the fence
Jewish cemetery, he sees a grave in flowers and sighs heavily:

  - Living at the Jews!


  Old men abuse young people. At eighty aunt Sofas opinion.

  - Sixty years ago, I could not
walk down the street, so some smart aleck
not latched. Teperishnie young people
a thousand times inculcated. Go much
anything, no one does not stick!


  A boy playing in the sandbox. His name:

  - Vovochka, go eat!

  - Now, Mom! - Answered Vovochka.

  - I'm not mom and dad!

  - Yes, fuck you homosexual, making out!


  Man tells his friend:

  - So, come out ahead of time
trips. I opened the cupboard, I saw - and
there is a naked man standing! All would be well ... But I'm 
not married! 


  Asked Piglet Winnie the Pooh:

  - Winnie, and who is your nationality?

  - Piglet, the more I look at you, the more I think that I am 
Ukrainian ... 


  Flying two swallows. One the other says:

  - The rain will be.

  - How did you get that?

  - Yes, people have the sign - if the swallows are flying low, 
then it will rain. 


  New Russian says to his sidekick:

  - Hey, bro, that's my son
there. So it should work. You
places do not?

  - That you che, bratello! Of course there is!
Salary - tyscha bucks, do nothing!

  - No. Schaub should be working!

  - No problem! Salary - a piece green, four days a week, four 
hours day!


  - No. Schaub should be from eight to five, with the
$ 20 bucks a month koryachilsya. Well Schaub, in
nature, learn life!

  - That you sho, bro moved out? For this
there must be five years to learn!


  There are two school friend. One -
New Russian, the other an ordinary tradesman.
Shopkeeper asked:

  - How zhituha?

  - Yes, everything in nature, cool! Cottage on Kanarra, Mears 
six hundredth. In short - all as in humans. And you how are you?


  - Why, you see a street vendor.

  - In kind? Well, on the streets than they do now?


  There are two friends. One - a new
Russian, the other - at the behest of fate
homeless. Now homeless and asks:

  - Well, how are you?

  - Yes, everything's cool! Here today with his wife
children sent to Hawaii. He himself right now on
his plane would fly to Switzerland branch
open. And you how are you?

  - I have four days of not eating ...

  - You're Th, bratuha! Well have to make yourself!


  Attached to a lady beggar:

  - Madam, give the poor fellow two hundred dollars for tea.

  - "Lord, why so much?

  - What do you think I'll go to the cafe
This rags?


  - Waiter! Why you gave me wet
plate?

  - Plate is not wet, sir. It's your soup!


  - Waiter! I fly in my soup!

  - Do not worry, sir. It is not much to eat.


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