Think #30 09 августа 1999

Игры

Prohodilka - Homer Simpson in Russia.

                PROHODILKA



Author: MR.GLUK 'VLAD
Genre: Arcade-adventyurnaya



    At the beginning of the game, our hero
goes to the evil grandfather, a retired
and talks with him on a prescription of moonshine. But the old 
man recalled some blintsy that Simpson would have it though. 
Sending a grandfather go to hell you do not

remain as they go in there - where your eyes look ... And his 
eyes have led you to the vegetable garden neighbor, where the 
right corner you find a rate      vorodku, but in the opposite 
corner      Lou - the key. Glad Nachod

     kam You ran to the house of pensioners
     inequality, and unlocked the door, got
inside. Found the kitchen and using
there is a frying pan - pancakes and baked

     styanuv per the table in

     Dining sausage left

     house. Having carried blintsy pensioners
     py (6%) - You have a very valuable
Council - namely, to take his grandfather retired. Thinking, 
you went up and then left along the road. You have reached the 
hatch, in 

     which he lives and the locksmith is

     successfully exchanged sausage on

     Key 17x19 (9%). Found 2 door key, you entered the fecal 
station, the end of which found a hammer and

porazbivali all the windows (of
nothing to do). After all the offense
        Nogo you wanted to reverse

        not to destroy but to build or at least

        repair. Therefore, taking with
        battle wrench, you went on to
        Horn, repairing all the bridges along the way (they

        only 8: 4 below and 4 above ... I think that you will 
find them ...). Far from grandfather, on the island of Dr. 
Moreau you find decent pants (they were left without

damn chewing gum, which always bothers you)
Wearing them you are glad to note that now can be worn on one 
thing more. You go to the post, it became clear that without a 
pension document grandfather can not see ... Entering back into 
the house of a pensioner, your eyes fell on the television, to

             tory repaired rather bys
             tro using a hammer and key
             cha (15%), next to televizirom
You saw a cupboard and a hammer blow
was enough for this old ruhlyati (16%), inside you find your 
pension ID. Taking it at the same time runs on fecal station 
where tightens a piece of cheese, you boldly go 

     in the post. At the post office by presenting

     license and giving a bribe

     form of cheese, as in the picture was not your identity, 
and the cashier did not wanted to give you a pension (25%), you

receive a pension (26%). You are happy to run to his 
grandfather and get the next job - to buy milk for 

         Braga. Take with a spanner

         key and money - and boldly sending
         etes to profiteer. Wrench key
         Chom open a jar with milk

         (29%) and the speculator, with emphasis you

         said that, without milk cans not

         released. Cans, is not
away from a speculator (on the north-west)
Having bought the milk (33%) and came with him to his 
grandfather, you will learn the terrible secrets samogonova     
 rhenium. It turns out that for Braga 

     Need two more frogs. But killing a hammer
     com a few frogs (38%) you a hundred
     becomes clear that will not work
catch them so simple, and came for advice
to grandfather you want to kill the old man. But it turns out 
that the frogs do not need. A this old marazmatik now

want to beer (41%), well that house
his side, and run over there - you're out
fridge took a bottle of beer (43%).
Leaving the house you have opened the cork on a bottle
on the door jamb (47%). Upivshis grandfather finally lost his 
memory and intelligence - began to demand their pensions (50%). 
Nothing to do but to go back to the speculators and to demand 
their money back, citing the fact that milk TURNED. After 
hearing abuse, but taking

money (52%), again you are going to
grandfather, who by this time
Sintering and became very angry about small pension. Spitting 
on my grandfather, you've gone search for money, but instead

find something akin to moonshine, appeared devaysom firm
"Scorpion" (53%). How to use it was possible to know only the 
manufacturer himself, so finding the path you take 

     floppy disk and at the home of his grandfather blagopo
     luchno pulls from the shell

     knife (60%). And knocking on his

     the way all the bushes with a knife, scooting
in the post. Coming to the post of
FIDO write a letter to a friend
Bosons: "Found in the grass Your
apparatus, and I do not know how udelat
Help. Sincerely, Homer "..
(63%), and get from him
Answer: "Clean the wire nozzle tube.

     Without respect, Sergey. "(68%). Cutting
     ete wire on the phone (71%) and recall
     cornfields of small pension grandfather you re
     sewing, that is to blame the cashier,
so first you "humbly" asked for money and getting stabbed her 
refusal (73%). You ran back to his grandfather, along the way 
hiding in his house in the sink piece of evidence - a knife. 
Grandfather gives you a task to carry the ingredients in 
apparatus. Joy you ran to the fecal station, before it smashed 
with a hammer 

        the toilet and taking podzhopnik, took

        splinter before breaking glass

        and tried to cut the berry.

        Cut a berry you think about glass
in place, and throwing podzhopnik and taking with
a wire going to the moonshine,
where clean it (81%), and throwing a berry
(84%), watching as he began to work.
But it's probably not all, you think, and run to his 
grandfather for the following instructions. On 

         your question about when are we going

         brew moonshine - grandfather vaguely

         grumbled that here it is bad and he
wants to sleep. Throwing his grandfather on his shoulder did 
you take him home to bed (89%) and tried to find out what's 
next? But drunken mug only moaned: "Moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo." 
Sighing and thinking you've decided to make peace with 
speculator, taking with him a p. 20 k., strolled toward him. 
For the money speculator told you that the brew is ready (92%). 
And the joy you wanted to do something awful 

     hilarious. You have taken up
     metal from a neighbor and watches in about
     the real toilet dynamite (you will need to stock up on the 
way the two keys to get through WC). Rushing headlong you to

locksmith, who lives in the hatch when
     enough at the same time, just in case
     tea and a spanner. After not
     great conversation mechanic fabricated
     You fork bomb (97%). On your question about the

     where it can blow up, he told you to hide it while the 
stove. Do not understand Russian humor Simspon (ie you), take 
advice at face value and ran into the house

grandfather (but you can and fecal station) in order to hide 
bombs. WENT REPORT 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0




                       TIPS FOR THE GAME.



               1. When otprvites in peq
                  ku for frogs - Be

                  very careful. There

                  You can quickly drown ec
                  Do not be cautious.


               2. If you would interfere with

                  in the way of cabbage, then

                  Fear not, it can be

                  take and put in

                  elsewhere.


               3. If you do not have a
                  zhopnika, you can not
                  they cut the berries - you will it

                  eat ...