Polesse #05 31 марта 1999

Железо

piece of iron - Miracle scanner.

                           Zhelezyaki



                          MIRACLE SCANNER


(C) MONARCH



   Hello everyone who is watching me right now.

   I recently developed and tested a new device for
immortal SPECCY and beginning artists, and it is this
portable, it can be said of the portable, disposable (now
virtually all one-time) scanner.

   All is not easy, but very simple. Take the N-th sum, in
Depending on region of residence, and recorded to the nearest
deli. Buy beer or vodka (to whom that taste and
health approaches), and along with the usual plastic bag.
Coming home, take 100 grams and for work ... Take the scissors 
and disembowels package in half, got two of the workpiece. 
Next, look for desired picture and forward to the mines. 
Circling pen Figure Lepim it on the screen. Download software

support to this devaysu begin to scan your narisovany
on the film image.

   Software: ARTSTUDIO any version. Describe
This utility does not make sense - it is simple to outrageous.

   I think anyone who owns a soldering iron can collect
pribambas proposals within hours. Collected from the healthy
details of the scheme in setting up not nuzhnaetsya ...

   I wish you every success. I think that the artists we now 
have be added. And I'm still going to somebody else to invent.



   In the development was used:
- A bottle of vodka "Lux";
- A bottle of brandy "Cleopatra";
- Appetizer barely used;
- Fyodor pal;
- 2 Package;
- Ballpoint pen;
- PVC insulated tape;
- Monitor Electronics WTC 32-201M;
- PC "SCORPION ZS-256";
- A network of 220 volts;
- Drunken brains ...