Lprint #09 05 июля 1997

Chronicle 930 - Beer.

                         Chronicle 930

(C) Werewolves MDM 229-5053

          Published on the Rights of the News of the Week

 Hey! It's me! Try, while I was in the memory to tell about
terrible events that took place today (4.07). So.
 Exactly at 12:30 shifter is I came in sight the following
personalities: Alex Nikiforov (swill he organizaval this 
terrible meeting), Hamer, SatSoft, Wrecker, Tankard. Pete 
(Tankard) immediately took the initiative in their hands and 
protaskal us throughout the site "Beer Festival" (Sports 
Palace) is almost forty minutes, shouting: "schA we find 
holodnenkogo (meaning the beer). "As a result, quest of beer, 
were lost (to society ;-)) Alex, Hamer and SatSoft. At the 
moment, their fate unknown. Searching and shouted: "GIVer" (we 
were hoping to find at-him, but He did not answer, and in his 
face, alas, no one knew), we (Werewolves, Tankard and Wrecker) 
found the same where they sell cold beer and took each one 
liter. Finishing his beer, we decided to move on Concert in the 
Park, Kupala probluzhdav but there are almost 20 minutes, we 
found nothing went to Gorky Park (why?). Right defecate and 
pogogotav over cool medvezhenkom (Alive, which shows why 
something right next to the toilet), we decided to eat 
something and drink. Progress dogs back up our stomach (emptied 
wallets). Chronicle of drinking beer, I am even afraid write, I 
just do not remember. I remember that beer does not drink up, 
there was just a mishap! The beer was, but it refuses to 
"climb"!  I do not remember why, but we decided to go on 
holiday to the Palace Sports. There's a crowd Petya spotted 
Kaz'a (Kamikaze). Here is my memory gave roll and I'm afraid I 
can not remember. I remember drinking beer, Kaz and Tankard 
shipped nearly an hour (or so it seemed to me?) That Spectrum 
lagged hopelessly out of life, and Amiga, of course - Rulez! 
Going down to the waterfront, to my amazement and joy, was 
found Lama. He was sober and not one ... While we went to the 
site (a clever Soviet people gave it a toilet) Lama, so as 
appeared suddenly disappeared! Ponder this anomaly, we went in 
search of machines that would call- Olser'y. Some kind uncle 
told us that it is easier get .... Than to find a gun. But the 
gun at the evil enemy was found. Introduced Olser "balance" our 
ranks, instead of suddenly disappeared Wrecker'a.

 Further fermentation (drain), a breakthrough cordon, shouting: 
"Come on, do not donesesh, picking up the wounded and very fast 
and banal consumption of one to ... Kaz - drink more, Tankard 
and Olser - on concert in the park, Cheluskintsev well and I 
into his coffin, ie home. Until fingers work, filled this plain 
text might not interesting, but this story, and I described it.

 All eyes stick together ...
                  Chronicle led - Chronicles Werewolves ...
(Chronicling the adventures of Hamer'a, Alex'a and SatSoft'a 
may describe in Body ...)