Lprint #09 05 июля 1997

Опросы

Poll - The results of the poll Belarusian spektrumistov.

                      Poll Results

(C) Werewolves MDM 229-5053

 Appeared on the stage two, one with a long and curved 
sacrificial dagger, the second in a long and ragged red cloak.

Iprovizirovannaya scene was made up of skulls stacked
one to one, not responding users. Walk on a
stage was not very comfortable, feet slipped, and the skull 
vsevremya tried to bite behind the heel

 - Hmm! - Said first and hit in the teeth very sassy
skull.
 - Lama, must begin, - said the second.
 - There you are, Werewolves, it's all invented - and he 
started.  - Well, - Werewolves coughed sternly looked at those 
sitting in Underworld hushed audience, and a deep bass started:

 - In general, so ...
 - Well, who so begins? - Interrupted Lama, - we must first
say hello.
 - That he, and hello - snapped Werewolves, tearing of
heels of the skull and inserting it into the mouth gag.
 - Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen! Honeys and 
monsieur! - sincerely started Lama.

 - Well, well, bore! - Grinned Werewolves, - where are you here 
damov and honeys spotted?

 - Well and here it is, I'm saying, as is customary in polite
society! - Lama looked reproachfully at the heavily reddened
Werewolves'a - even when you carve a victim, should it
conduct informal conversation, what would it was not so 
offensive then you have the stomach to digest.

 - Well, did you have suffered!
 - I do not suffer! I always, before you finish
someone so kindly look in his eyes, and all the kind words
I say ...
 - Uh-huh, so you just some young girls ...
 - Well, that's my weakness ...- Lama modestly lowered 
blood-thirsty eyes.

 - Hey, you two, you're out there then, and will find out who 
and how who mop up? - Heard from the hall.

 - Wash one too in a hurry - frowning, said,
Werewolves
 - Bah, this is the same Sturm! - Lama made a clever move
dagger and a chair fell through the floor screaming. Taking a 
break for significance, Lama spoke loudly and clearly:

 - So it will be with anyone who has not responded to the 
questionnaire! Facilities in horror looked at the gaping hole 
where the recently still sitting Sergei.  - Okay, enough 
waffle, it's time to sum up. - Werewolves pulled out from under 
the cloak portable coffin and sat on him, he began lay out the 
questionnaire.  - So! - Lama conjured the podium and began to 
read aloud List:

 - Responded to the questionnaire following the death:

 Arseni / Ars (FTL, Fatality bbs)
 Misha / Brom
 Pavel/Space5
 Michael / Hamer (Hamer bbs)
 Igor / GIVer
 Andrew / BAZOFT (SHG)
 Paul / Wrecker (SHG)
 Alexander / Alex (Fasa bbs)
 Andrew / Spectre (Delerium bbs)
 Sergei / PostMan
 Anton / SAV
 Denis / Denium
 Anton / CodeMan

 - And? - Lama looked at Werewolves'a.
 - Everything! Well, except me and thee.
 - So it's the same thing!
 - We're not mortals, well, I'm so sure is immortal! -
Werewolves proudly corrected ruptured in the last Bred'e, cloak.
 - Well it in the sense that the motherland will never forget? 
- Smiled Lama.

 - No! I actually immortal and you, among other things, too. So
enough for play the fool! - Werewolves evil stuffed, sweet 
smiles Lam'e two recent surveys.

 - Well, in addition to death, answered two more Immortals:

 Yuri / Lama (PHC, Abigor bbs)
 Denis / Werewolves (FTL, Dead bbs)

 - Now, are you pleased?
 - Yes! And there is nothing to stare at me, by the way, if I
You did not make, your skull lying to me now underfoot.
 - Well, I had my reasons ... - Lama looked wistfully at
ceiling.
 - Yes, drank his two hundred-year anniversary, and then went 
in with Arny forest. So, how many young mermaids on the 
branches found?  - From Arny find - bitterly sneered Lama, - he 
is hardly that, so immediately: "Stop or I'll shoot!" but out 
of habit, at first shoots, and then warns ...

 - Yeah, get out of his skull is, you see a green cap -
Werewolves pointed to the most wicked skull with a disheveled at
head cap - something as you were with him and warned that
who do not respond, will be punished?
 - What were drunk ...
 - Okay, let's average age of chase, - Werewolves filed a second
list.
 - So, the average age of the user ... - Lama fixed his gaze
the list - you are very finely written!
 - Give it here, - Werewolves looked at my scribbles - mda ...
Okay, let's assume their places.
 - How?
 - Well, how much, has 20 years, some 220, etc. and there 
already be seen.

 - Wooow! Not a bad thought, let's trace the sign of -
Lama mumbled some political prayer and the old, moldy from
damp wall, there was a huge board.
 - Well, let me here anketki, - Lama began to quickly scratch
knife on a wooden board:

              - It's funny, - Werewolves looked nA

  Age of the table - well, the figures, it is understandable, 
but "see" and "BS" 

              What is that nonsense?
 15 - 3 cm - Well, are mortal, and we're - the Immortals. "
 16 - 1 cm - Well, you gave!
 17 - 2 cm - himself indignant, so I did as you're talking 
about 18 - 2 cm of strength!  19 - 1 cm - ... A che, I like it!

 20 - 1 ww. - The main thing is that the readers would have 
entered! - Lama village 21 - 1 ww. motrel in the hall. Readers 
will clearly not have entered ...  22 - 2 cm - Okay, let's not 
perverted, - Lama looked at  25 - 1 cm board - but people have 
more and more young ... 

              - Hmm, nothing to even comment, - Werewolves
pulled out the next roll.
 - Well, why there is next?
 - What type of Speccy, do you use?
 - Oh! - Lama in anticipation rubbed his hands - and how do 
they type enjoy?

 - Now we shall see, - Werewolves took out a bottle of blood
and dipping his finger slowly back and rudely brought the table:

                  -!?
 Computer type - Yes, dear Lama, Byte most popular

                  the network my computer! And you cried, that 
who needs it 

  Byte - 7 something adapted to it, - Werewolves

  Baltik - 3 licked the remnants of blood and smugly stared

  Profi - 2 Lam'u.

  Pentagon - 2 - But he is stopping! - Frowned Lama.

  Scorpion - 1 - But the convenient management of all the 
buttons 

                  separate and form a solid!
 - Well, it's garbage, put Claudia from IBM, there's your 
buttons separate and form a solid!

 - Ha! And you're on your IBM-clave, more than three buttons 
you can press?  - Will!

 - But they ... - Werewolves made questioning face.
 - Well, yeah, do not work, well, why do I need? For the sake 
of somebody cheat'ov? - Lama snorted - But I have a 512 kilogram

and a button turbo and all goods and works without problems!
 - Well, surprise! At Byte has also put the turbo memory and 
rassshiryayut at least until the Mega ...

 - Everything will be enough, otherwise now call demons, and 
ask that you eaten with your Byte together, - Lama nervously 
twirled his dagger.  - All is not perebesh! - Proudly said, 
Werewolves, pulling the third roll.


                      Lama quickly sketched on the wall obomkom
 Computer memory bricks following table.

                      - Well, at least with the old 48kb gone, 
and on the  128 kb - 12 people. Thank you, glad Lama.

 256 kb - 1 pers. - And who is so powerful with 768 kg? -
 512 kb - 1 pers. Werewolves looked in form, - Wooow! Yes
 768 kb - 1 pers. it's the same Hamer, even threatening to give 
birth 

                     whole Mega only what for I need it?
 - That blockhead! Fucking lot's capacity, restaurants bend 
with such a Memory is a pleasure and discs copy! - Lama

ready for a new dispute.
 - I will not argue, do not know - a conciliatory tone and said 
the Werewolves began to look for the following questionnaire.

 - Well!? - Lama became impatient hitting on skull
unlucky users who viciously snapping teeth, trying to
bite Lam'u for shoes.
 - Bagels wildebeest! Seems one section lost in a hurry.
 - Oooo! That trust this!
 - Ha! Here it is: "How many years of use Speccy?" - Werewolves
extinguish the candle and nakaryabal on the wall the following 
table: 

                      - It's Che is? - I do not understand Lama.
 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 - Yes, it makes no sense to write, all with 
different th                      DAMI life, almost without 
repetition, - Werewolves again lit a candle.  - And who is a 
veteran, nine years? - Asked Lama.

 - Well, well ... Bah! The same Alex Nikiforov! did not know he 
did not know pretty interesting!

 - Come on, there is nothing to comment on.
 - How do nothing? Can you imagine, people have five - six years
worked on the Speccy, because it-is quite a feat! - Werewolves
admiringly looked at the table.
 - A hero who brought down with him and is now boiled in
shit called IBM.
 The hall swept wave of approval.
 - Maybe you're right ... So .... That's the question: "How many
time you pay to every Speccy ":
 Lama wondered, then waved his dagger and the air there
flames, formed in the following table:

                         - I wonder how you can write with
 1-12 hours .... 6 people. up to an hour for time spent
 0-20 hours .... 3 people. computer? - Inquired Lam'y
 4-6 hours .... 3 people. Werewolves.
 10:00 .... 1 person. - Do not Know What I like is avidly
 2:00 .... 1 person. I sit in front of a computer, and 
sometimes not at all 

                        I sit behind him.
 - Well, just like me! - Werewolves smiled, revealing a 
nightmarish canines.

 - Nevertheless, the majority of companies, apparently, not
otlazyat ... goosey you Werewolves, still had to ask, but what
You can do so long, every day at the computer?
 - I told you so and I will answer you, for example, a server, 
you can drink beer and listen to music, I can also drink beer 
...  - Yes, I do not know! Well, you sat at the computer, so 
what are you doing?  - I write this article, I draw ...

 - You noblesse oblige, and a simple user, he only
played and everything?
 - Ah, well, what are you attached, there's the question more 
interesting: "There are you have some computer yet? "

 - Hmm, well, like to eat? - Lama looked in the book.
 - SchA see everything! - Werewolves broke off from someone's 
skull lower jaw, and begun to scratch it on the wall. Jaw issued

nasty squeaking sound.
 - Oooo! Werewolves, have mercy on our ears! Yelled Lama.
 - SchA all Budza! - Repeated Werewolves.

                  - Hmm, really, quite a motley company
 No ......... 7 MK88 is che, Microsha what?
 Scorpion256.1 - No, it's Russian brother IBM'a extremely
 486 SLC ..... a buggy and healthy. And you wonder about 
Microsha  MK 88 ....... a laugh, I'm almost four years old at 
its 32kb  Delta 48 ... 1 spent, and do not regret it, but

 Vector-06C .. 1 going to the Speccy, I was a fighter with the 
experience and  Baltik 128 .. 1 fairly quickly into all drove!


                  - Well, where-is he now? - Asked
Lama.
 - Change to Dendy, and her then drove for a mad price of $ 70!
 - Businessman though!
 - And you thought!
 - And what have you written more?
 - Where?
 - Yes, there at the end of the very, - Lama pointed to the Old 
Slavic characters.

 - A-aa! This is the Alex'a appeal to the people: "People!" 
Give me AMIGA 1200 ".

 - Ha! One-eyed dreaming, longing to Amig'u?
 - A che, I would have her own set, but Finance Nyamaa!
 - I, too, but give ... while dreaming, as they say,
bad! Well, what have you got next?
 - "What is your favorite game themes" - Werewolves in 
anticipation of the new witchcraft looked at Lam'u.

 - Ein, tsvey, drift! - Lama snapped his fingers and the wall 
crawling bedbugs and cockroaches. Knock, they lined up in the 
table.  - So strong! - Werewolves whistled.


                      - Look! How do people love stategiyu!
 Strategy ...... 12 - Well, it's almost a disease I did at the 
beginning of  Adventyury ....... 3 Exolon'y rulilsya, and then 
"come" "Laser  Action .......... 3 Squad "," Rebel Star "and is 
the bottomhole  Arcade ........ 2 strategy "Lord Of Chaos". I 
do not know, but  Puzzle .......... 2 that I absolutely did not 
inspire such  Impersonators ....... 1 "giant" as UFO Enemy 
Unknown.  Management ...... 1 - A "Devil Abyss" see? -

 An grinned race ........... Lama.
 Sex ............. 1 - At a time when they appeared, it

                     the byte has not worked, and now just
laziness behind it drags on the market. I have new levels of 
"Lord Of Chaos "...

 - Darkness, this is one of the best games in at the moment!
 - And now and find out! - Werewolves scraped from the wall 
Lam'inyh cockroaches and crushing them in his fist swung 
slapped a wad of wall. Spray flew and formed a table with a gag

effect.
 - Barbarian! - Yelled Lama. In the hall of five became ill.
 - I have the same effect for more ....... - Shyly mumbled
Werewolves, crushing his finger last, miraculously escaped,
bug.

                         - Well, you see, the second place UFO2
 Mortal Kombat ...... took six, and separation all in one
 UFO II ............. 5 people, - Lama rather looked at
 Star Heritage .. 2 Werewolves'a.
 ELITE .............. 1 - nifiga, MK appeared only recently and

                        because of protection and price is not 
everything it could check out, and UFO2 a year or so, "walks" on

users!
 - Well, well, convinced, so be it. But to the Star Heritage
interest gradually disappears.
 - Things are not always under the moon - philosophically 
concluded Werewolves, - the guys have promised to make a sequel 
hell when people are waiting expected and this is the result! 
Here Mednonogov until all rulilis in UFO I, zabatsal "Devils" 
is now "Black Crow" on the approach. Here's how should work.

 - Oh, well, business ...
 - Well let's see, "the best coder CIS", - Werewolves handed
Scroll Lam'e.
 Thinking, Lama hit the point of the dagger into the wall. 
Cascade of dust and pebbles momentarily shut down the sorcerer. 
Deposited on the floor dust, was a regular schedule.


                   - Well! You see?

  Best encoder - What I See? I can see, Max Ivamoto and Rst # 7

                  tezhe results as in B. Mednonogova.
 Mednonogov ... 3 - I think it is only because of the fact that
 Ivamoto ...... 3 few people responded.
 Rst # 7 ....... 3 - Come on, Rst # 7, and Max is power.
 Tankard ...... 2 - I do not argue, but they are a little Speccy
 Stalker ...... 2 has nothing to do. At least, they

                  I work for a long time not seen ...
 - Oh, better do not go on the rampage, let the next roll,
pervert.
 - Try without victims - said Werewolves and banged his fist
on the wall. With a roar collapsed piece of rock, huge and 
curves crack cut up wall of the new table.


                    - Well, Barbarian! You want all of us here
 Best Musician to ditch?

                    - I am the same that would be spectacular!
 KSA ........... 5 - You have not any idea about
 MastSoft ...... four beautiful and smart, all you have in ...
 Dreamer ....... 4 - But, but! Thou art not my Hands off!
 IMP ........... 3 - Barbarian ...
 McMaker ....... 3 - Do you ... - Werewolves tried to think of
 LAV ........... 2 that some are dirty, but the idea somewhere
 Anton Markin .. 2 dropped, raising clouds of dust in my head.

                    - Do you look! - Werewolves, forgetting,
desire had called Lam'u dirty word admiringly pointed to
table, Mast on the same stage with Dreamer'om ...
 - I like McMaker, - somehow grimly said Lama.
 - Oooo! Is not it interesting to you, you are evil and 
vindictive - boomed Werewolves and held regular svitok.Nu, a 
lover of beauty show class!

 - We will not perverted, - Lama blew on the roll, and he grew 
up Huge size so that it became clear that it

written:

                    - Wooow!
 Best artist - I do not even convenient to comment on this -

                   Werewolves sheepishly turned away from the 
table.  Terror ........ 6 - Listen, yes we are the same with 
you recognized  Werewolves .... 5 artists! - Lama looked on 
admiringly  Lama .......... 3 rollout - hey, what are you doing 
out there turning away?  Kamikaze ...... 2 - You know, I have a 
feeling that those  Panda ......... one who answered, just 
write those                    knew me too-they are so vain. I

recently worked as an artist and takes the second
place among the best artists SNGovskih (!!!) I can not.
 - Come on! Even so, you must agree, which is nice!
 - I do not know me, it grates ...
 - Ouch! Take a look, Werewolves blushed! Okay, then there is 
the following?  - "The best e-zine." Maybe better you Draw a 
table, and then again, anything not do it.

 - No way, agreed to take turns, so on-line only
try without serious injuries.
 - Well, - Werewolves dyhnul for increased Lam'oy scroll.
Smelled of alcohol. Crumpling paper, set fire to her Oboreten
and soot on the ceiling brought the following table.
 - Well, sort of, with no consequences - a sigh of relief Lama, 
my legs head up and looking sloppy, black letters.


                    - Format is power!

  Best Magazine - And I like Spectrofon, -

                   muttered Werewolves, resentful of the fact 
that  ZX-Format .... 10 favorite magazine does not hit in the 
first place.  Spectrofon .... 7 - Well, to each his own, but 
more Format  Faultless ..... a feature-rich interface is, and 
information  Adventurer .... 1 more out there.

 Oberon ........ 1 - Not true, Spectrofon was the first and

                   his fault if people do not pay much
attention to the envelope and registration, the principal had 
the information! AND I think Step done correctly, did not 
follow the fashion and leaving the old interface. The main 
thing is not clothes, but the soul! - Pompously finished 
Werewolves.  - Oh, well, I'll just never know! You're probably 
not fresh blood Today drank ... Listen to and what have you got 
a more?  - ZX-Element or what?

 - Yeah, he is, his two noted, though marked with ";-)". You
it has not made a table.
 - And it does not exist yet, new, Belarusian magazine. Believe
Required me to even write back!
 - Well!
 - No!
 - Wha?
 - Oh, divorced them ... Spectrofon Rulez, and everything else -
self-indulgence.
 - Oh, your tongue will destroy you. Come the next roll.

                  Lama pulled from his pocket a small grain, and
 Best Newspaper planted in the ground, something muttered. 
Here, as in                  dragged up the green branches of 
ivy and the formation of ZX-News ..... August is on the wall of 
the living, stirring table.  On-Line ..... 6 - ZX-News, is 
Rulez! - Glad of Nicron ...... 3 losom sang Lama.  Maximum 
..... 1 - Again, the injustice! On-Line in fact better! 

                  - What, you still persecute? Really, if the 
publication was the first, then it must necessarily be better 
than others?  - Well, not necessarily ...

 - No, Werewolves, you're a conservative! We must live up to its
era!
 - Oh, hell with you, think of a magician, so all you can?
 - And at what here it?
 - And at that!
 - I do not understand ...
 - I also can not!
 - What are you?
 - Magic!
 - Well, well! - Lama smiled.
 - "If you have a new computer, you ..." - Werewolves
focused look at the ceiling and loudly svisnul.
 - Well!
 - Che Really? - Asked Lama.
 - You see the result?
 - No!
 - That's right, because as one man replied: "I will, and 
there, and here! "- Werewolves smiled complacently.

 - Dilettante you Werewolf, also conjured me!
 - And it seems to me that all this speech.
 - What do you mean?
 - On the answer, it seems to us that the Speccy Forever, as 
well as a tumble and forget the old man.

 - Maybe so, - shrugged Lama.
 - Okay, let's conjure: "Your ZX-profession", - Werewolves 
handed another roll Lam'e.  - I like your idea with a whistle, 
- said the Lama, and a deafening whistle. The cave shook. 
Sprinkle small ka                  bags and crashed to the 
floor a huge marble  Hacker ...... 4 boulder carved with the 
table.  Coder ....... 4 - How?! - Asked Lama.

 SysOp ....... 4 - Do not durstvenno, but too easy!
 GFX ......... 4 - What? - Lama flushed.
 Gamer ....... 3 - I can do better!
 Muzaker ..... 1 - yap!
 Oraganizer .. 1 - Let's see! - Calmly Werewolves -

                 You see how little musicians.
 - Yes, our people are just lazy, would be more 
response-were-would musicians, and God knows who else.

 - Aha, Nikiforov and wrote about himself: "Bummer."
 - Do you look, Organizer even one!
 - Not Sturm?
 - Uh-uh! I did it in the pit from the audience sent, forgot?
 - Ah! Similarly, multiple sclerosis.
 - Well, what with all the statistics?
 - Yup, still have questions with comments: "The Best Minsk 
bbs". 

                                         - So how is it?
 Fatality - Because it is mine. - Yes, he look, Abi Hamer - 
There is always someone to talk to. gor Rulez!  Abigor - 
Connect me with her good - Oh! 

          And besides, is still running - Well, if sysop

          daily. still did not go in binges,
 Abigor - Because I am with anyone at all would be cool!

          not yet contacted (not removed - I will not ...

          valos). And if they succeed, - Aha, Lama will not be

          then the complex could not even be considered readily 
believe, the best village           directory of the drive. 
read as Glos  Abigor - Every night for a long time. for every 
bbs.  Fatality - nove. - Abigor six people

 Abigor - Schedule + SySop ... Fatality two people
 Aquamarine - Because it is almost Fasa two men, Ha
              always free. mer, Aquamarine at my best one 
(Wrecker) - because the man nomu. 

               I do not (!) modem ... - And Wrecker, probably
 Abigor - Open daily and SySop, but to be SisOp'om
          always, if there are problems Gah, ie, to call him

          help. on the phone, he said aloud
 Fasa - Because of the connection. read a directory of the drive
 Fasa -??? you are aloud to say that
 This is not. do you want it rewritten Abigor - Well, very 
funny sysop. Sheth all on a blank disc 

                                         and ordered a taxi to 
bring home!  - No, it's too expensive, even better load STS 
with the prog, which you need and will deliver all of his, and 
you both will burn. A?

 - Listen, but fingers do not fall off so much typing!
 - Hmm ... Look, these need to drive SisOp'ov, he's just a 
sadist, let them buy a modem and not torturing people!

 - Exactly! Look further: "The Best Networking Minsk edition.

                                         - So, swill Lprint
 Lprint - I just love it. leader?
 Everything! - Information ... - Wash, too, poschi Move - The 
quality of information. Thai.  Energy - Good graphics!, Normal 
- Lprint seven people 

          music, good content. Move three people, En Lprint and 
Move - good information. ergy two men, Bo Body - A small 
newspaper, without navoro-dy two people. 

        Comrade, but one feels that sdela-- Hooray, we all the 
same first 

        for, if I may say so, were on!

        soul. - A Bazoft, as always
 Lprint - Because it weekly. skeptic. Naturally,
 Energy - It is very attractive, that you all not to please, but

          looks: there is a good schedule, and why? To
          Mighty interface, rather th not like it, let

          good Mouzon. does not read, and played
 Lprint - Information. Tetris, or Sex
 Lprint - often and interestingly. pyatnashki.
 Move - I wonder, sorry that is not often. - I agree, please
 Lprint - (As) content editor, all absolutely nuzh
          regular, clearance. But! Let each one is chosen Body 
-??? raet that appealed to him.  No such! Because I think so. 
Interesting explanation  I explain: in Minsk has no such out-of 
Energy: a good Institute, Denmark, which could be 
called-terfeys, graphics, and th best. And the thing is that 
none zyka ... and content?  newspaper can not (even steeper 
OnLine) My opinion, Energy hundred to cover all interests 
spektrumnogo becomes a newspaper ONLY  people. Once he tried to 
head for entertainment. Ser editor to pick up material vseravno 
gay should be reconsidered  (....), there who will say "Sux" 
"party policy" and  I personally, from Minsk newspapers, more 
back to the first but like "Move". measures where there were 
many  Lprint -??? interesting and useful


                                         information - 
nravoouchitelno with sagely said Werewolves.  - Look again, 
insults ...  - Is it not true?

 - I do not know, I'm in such disputes will not join.
 - Well, do not!
 - Hey, you promised a super-witchcraft, or fluttering? - 
Reminded Lama, - think: "What do you prefer when the climb to 
sevver.  - I do not yap, he said do it, so I will make, - 
Werewolves pulled into the middle of the stage and became a 
huge pot to pour into it the dirtiest of all sorts of bottles 
and tubes. Pause long. Lama contemptuously squinting look at 
quack action 

                 Werewolves'a. He became like a madman
 .. 12 correspondence with glowing eyes and fangs ran yellow 
mica Systems .... 3, and generally had a feeling that he's 
forgotten  Texts ..... 2 obovsem in the world. A sudden loud 
explosion from everyone ....... 2 Lam'y tossed aside. Toxic 
gases will cause the games ........ a cough if the whole room. 
Meanwhile, the smoke became 

                 rather than something to lift, thicken and
a minute later turned into a vibrant rainbow
table.
 - And? Much?
 - You're barbarians! Barbarian and a charlatan! - Yelled Lama, 
- these magicians have hung on poles, or aspen stake in the 
heart of the peg!  - But it turned out!

 - Ugh, you just do not poison us all!
 - Come on ... better to see how people love to write.
 - Do not try my teeth!
 - ... and here I still love the system, especially the new 
ones!  -!

 - Well, what are you mad? - Sincerely was surprised Werewolves.
 -!
 - And that's Wrecker understood "climb to the server", 
literally: "When I climb to the server - go to sleep ...". Not 
bad, eh? "  - He would also pull the legs, sitting without a 
modem.  - Fu scratch-cat.

 - Are you a quack!
 - Well, we still have one last question: "The biggest glitch
CDOS'a "Come on, show class!
 - A Che wrote, all responded almost identically, - Lama came to
stinking pot from which smoke poured yet. One touch of a 
dagger, Lama has destroyed all this astounding stink with his 
soderzhimym.Posle what vkinul there a pinch of green powder and 
whispered some regular spell. Not strong flash lit up the room 
and the air smelled of roses. Huge, blood-red flowers blossomed 
in the hundreds of close pot. Another touch Lama forced to take 
off the petals into the air, which is not loud rustling made 
the last one, but the most beautiful table:


                                     - Well, the giant! - 
Admiration  The fact that it still exists! yelled Werewolves, - 
NAU He big glitch! chish me so?  It does not work without a 
modem! - Why do you want?  CDOS - it's one big bug! - I'll be 
kind and will  This is what he vsetaki works! doing good!


                                     - You!
 - And I that, in your opinion, can not be good?
 - No ...
 - But I can not! - Werewolves took out a dark
subject.
 - But-but! I do believe! Just do not need new experiments!
 - Yes, I also ...
 - Neeeeet! - Zavopel room and scared nick Rushed to the exit. 
Lama dematerialize rapidly and slowly melting in the air 
Werewolves'a finally sent to someone materi.Cherez minute hall 
It was empty.  - In the nation! - Werewolves opened the box 
with Minton'om - I all of them treat "taste of victory, and 
they ...  Thrown himself into the jaws of one pellet, 
Werewolves slowly walked away, singing: "I have no other 
country Zana, where you can enjoy ZX-Net !"...                 
THE END 



                            Epilogue


 Afterword to the results of questionnaires. Well firstly 
thanks to all those who took the trouble to reply. Certainly be 
taken seriously results should not (take, would be my second 
place among the best hudzhnikov CIS (!)), but in general I 
agree with many things. In general you decide. Once again, 
thank you, all. 9 July I am going on tour, on two weeks. All 
the powers I have given Spectre, he will issue ten 
(Yubileynyy!) issue and possibly eleven. To enable sim bow, I 
hope the new leader does not "fill up" Lprint ;-). 



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        Creative team of the newspaper
               Lprint

        Werewolves ...... Likhach Denis
        Lama .......... Skripchik Jury
        Alex .... Alexander Nikiforov
        Spectre ... Andrei Bogdanovich

        Music ............... McMaker
        Code ................... Alex

              06.07.97