Subliminal Extacy
#02
01 января 1995 |
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THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE
THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE DR.FUDGEPACKER TALKS IT LIKE HE WALKS IT (Looking over his shoulder mostly...) Isn't it typical eh? Soon as the sun comes out everyone rushes into the garden, drinking iced drinks and acting like a total cunt. Well if they want to sit in the sun all day doing fuck all then why don't they all just fuck off to Spain right now! I'll tell you why not, cos' the fuckers wouldn't be able to sign on and get money off the government for doing fuck all. They'd soon all come flooding back mate! Students eh? What a bunch of fucking cunts! Back in the sixties I remember when students demonstrated against governments over important issues like Vietnam and racial segregation. And now what do they do? Go on endless whining marches over having no money. Honestly, it's all fucking self self self with those puffs. Next week they are having a rally at Hyde Park Corner in London demonstrating about the high price of second hand records by The Cure. (In October I'm gonna be a student and I'm gonna sit outside your house protesting about the packing of fudge.ED) Dog shit on the pavements, it's a cunting outrage! Our councils should put video cameras on every street corner and catch these thoughtless canine owners in the act. Then the police should follow them home and dump a pile of dog shit through their front windows. That'd fucking stop 'em! Isn't it funny how everytime you go to a car boot sale,8there is always some big red faced fat bastard selling boxes full of pirate Amiga software. Next time you see one, go fetch a copper and shop the wanker. Old people! What a waste of space they are! Why is it that they always push to the front of the queue when waiting for a National Express coach? Have they lived such shallow lives that a front seat on a coach is the most important goal for them to achieve? Next time you see some old bag looking shifty at the front of the queue, push the fucker into the gutter and spit on her packet of boiled sweets. Who do these people think they are? People in bands, why do you fucking bother? You save up your money from working in the Wimpy to buy some shitty guitar then you join a band and copy every other band since 1957. We've heard it all before you shitheads. Then you go on Top of the Pops, jumping around like gorillas and wearing dark glasses. You big bunch of useless cunts! Why don't you do something a bit more useful like sweeping the streets to keep our great country clean? Scottish people! (Oi! I'm half Scottish you know!ED) What a bunch of tight arsed fuckers they are! They think they are so great with their stupid voices and freezing cold country. well fuck you! And as for the French, don't make me angry! They burn our sheep, sell us shitty green apples that glow in the dark and then talk in that fucking slow greasy manner. If I had a gun I'd shoot the fucking lot of 'em. And Germans? Well, they try to fucking bomb us to bits not once but twice, and now they're trying to take over Europe with their fucking DM jackboots. Well you won't goose step over this proud Tommy you humourless square headed sausage eating bastards! The Queen is on my money, not fucking Hitler! The shrapnel in my leg tells me this every day! Shirt-lifters eh? Who needs 'em! Dressing up as American policemen and growing stupid Jimmy Edwards mousetaches. All they do is hang-out in bars, shag anything that moves and listen to Classical music and that cunt who looks like ET. Send 'em all back to ancient Rome that's what I say!
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