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01 января 1994 |
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>>>>>> Are You A Speccy Freak? <<<<<<
-= By L.A. Of Extacy-3 =-
Do you often find yourself thinking that maybe your humble old
Speccy my own your life? Do you find yourself loading up the
same old utility or demo and sit in front of your Speccy watch
it? Well here is a questionaire to found out if you really are
addicted to using your Speccy!
The scoring is easy. All you have to do is go down this
questionaire and write down what answers you gave. E.g. For
question No. 1 you may answer A. So you could write down 1.A.
Then when you get to the end of this text you will be able to
total up your scores.
Question 1.
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How often do you use your Speccy?
A. 30 minutes a day
B. 1 to 3 hours a day
C. 3 to 5 hours a day
D. I spend every hour God sends on Speccy!
Question 2.
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How many spectrum computers do you own?
A. One
B. Two
C. More than Two
D. I own the entire worlds population of Speccys!
Question 3.
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How many tapes or disks do you own for your spectrum?
A. One
B. 10 to 50
C. 100 to 200
D. Greater than 200
Question 4.
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Who uses your computer?
A. Everyone in your family (This includes Granny!)
B. Everyone in your family except Granny!
C. You and your mates
D. You All the time!
Question 5.
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How long have you had your Speccy/Spectrums?
A. 5 minutes (This is very unlikely!)
B. 1 to 3 years
C. Greater than 3 years
D. I've had my Speccy since the dawn of time!
Question 6.
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How many accessories do you own for your Speccy?
A. None
B. One
C. Two to Four
D. I've got every spectrum accessory ever made!
Question 7.
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Which of following do you use your Speccy for?
A. Games (Stop torturing your Speccy!)
B. Basic programming
C. Assembling the lastest and coolest software on Speccy!
D. Watching demos on, writing cool articles for this mag, making
your own demos and maybe a bit of Video-Digitizing!
Question 8.
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Do you own any other computers (E.g. Sam Coupe). If so How many?
A. Yes, I have more than two computers ( and I am very greedy!)
B. Yes, I have Two computers other than Speccy
C. Yes, I have One other computer than Speccy
D. No, I have only Speccy in my life (Good For You!)
Question 9.
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What computers do you own with your speccy?
A. An Atari (You Are Sad!)
B. A P.C.
C. An Amiga
D. A Sam Coupe
Question 10.
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What do you do first thing in the morning?
A. Go back to sleep
B. Make some breakfast
C. Have a wash
D. Turn on your Speccy and watch the latest demos!
Question 11.
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How many contacts do you have?
A. None (How the hell did you get this then?)
B. 1 to 3
C. 4 to 6
D. More than 6
Question 12.
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A Speccy freak asks you 'Whassa Z80 chip?' do you......
A. Look very confused and hope he goes away
B. Say I'm not hungry
C. Say it's sommit in side a Speccy
D. Bore him to death with a 15 hour talk on the Spectrums CPU
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HOW DID YOU SCORE?
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A = -10
B = 0
C = 10
D = 20
LESS THAN 0
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You are in no danger of being addicted to your Speccy. You are
what Bogie classes as 'A SAD MOTHERFUCKER'! Go get a life!
Loser! You are no-where near being an 'INSIDER'! You are
obviously one of the biggest LAMERS ever to walk the face of the
earth!
Between 0 and 100
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You are still pretty sad but at least you know what a Speccy is!
With a bit of work you could make it, almost! Stop programming
in basic! Buy an assembler and learn Z-80 code! Basic is
toooooooooo slow! Stop playing those lame games!
Between 100 and 200
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Yeah! You are obviously well informed about your speccy. You
must be producing some good demos/utilities/etc. But maybe
you're not spending enough time on your speccy! Don't be lazy
and continue the good work! Speccy needs more people like you!
Over 200
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Wow! Amazing! You must one of the worlds finest Speccy freaks!
Please send me your address! You most certainly know the score
on every speccy aspect!
Over 240
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You are obviously an impostor who can't count to save your life!
How We Scored!
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Bogie scored an amazing 170 points! Oh dear Bogie! You better
had spend more time in the morning on your Speccy!
L.A. scored an amazing 190 points! Damn! Ten points away from
that amazing 200 points!! Maybe owning the worlds entire
population of speccys may help me!!
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