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spat and cursed dirty! - computer slang dictionary.

This article was originally conceived a bit differently,
however, due to loss of original material in this issue
We will publish list of acronyms. This material is published
"As is", ie as it is.


   Computer Slang Dictionary (tm)

       Acronym Dictionary (tm)

            Convertion by

    Fifth Dimension Co. (C) 1997

AAMOF

  As A Matter Of Fact

  As fact

ABF

  Absolutely Bloody Final

  Absolutely bloody finale

ADN

  Any Day Now

  Now, at any time

AFAIK

  As Far As I Know

  As far as I know

AK

  Alter Koker

  Randy old man

AKA

  Also Known As

  Still known as

AMF

  Adios Muthafukka

  Farewell to% kin son!

ANFAWFOS

  And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor

  And now a word to our sponsor

AS

  On Another Subject

  On another issue (interview)

ASAP

  As Soon As Possible

  As far as possible

ATSL

  Along The Same Line

  In the same line

AWGTHTGTTA?

  Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?

  That we have to go through this again?

AWOL

  A Wolf On the Loose

  Womanizer to "hunt"

BA

  Bugger All

  Nothing

BB

  Bum-Boy

  Blue

BC

  Birth Control

  Contraceptives

BCNU

  Be Seein 'You

  I'll see you

BF

  Boy-Frend

  Lover

BFD

  Big Fucking Deal

  It is very important (in mocking sense)

BFE

  Bum Fuck (s) Egypt

  God knows

BICBW

  But I Could Be Wrong

  But I may be mistaken

BNF

  Big Name Fan

  Big fan

BOLTOP

  Better On Lips Than On Paper

  Better on the lips than on paper

BOT

  Back On Topic

  Back to the subject

BPN

  Body Public Nuisance

  Nuisancer

BRGRDS

  Best Regards

  Warmest regards

BTO

  Big-Time Operator

  Womanizer

BTW

  By The Way

  Among other things. By the way

BURMA

  Be Undressed Ready My Angel

  Be naked and ready, my angel!

BYF

  Bloody Young Fool

  The young officer. (Arm.sleng)

CDF

  Common Dry Fuck

  Common sense

CU

  See You

  See ya

CUL

  See You Later

  See you later

CUSP

  Commonly Used System Program

  Commonly used system program

CWYL

  Chat With You Later

  Chat with you later

CYA

  Cover Your Ass

  Cover your ass

DA

  Duck's Ass

  Men's Hairstyle - Long hair combed back and laying

  like feathers on the duck tail

DARFC

  Ducks' Runs For Cover

  Bend down and run for cover

DDD

  Direct Distance Dial (i.e. the phone system)

  Call in a straight line

DF

  Dutch Fuck

  Lighting a cigarette from one another

DIIK

  Damned If I Know

  I'll be damned if I know

DILLIGAF

  Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck!

  Am I like a man who does not absolutely do not care!

DP

  Door-Pusher

  A woman who refused to take petting or sex

  in the car

DTFM

  Dialing Tone, Multi Frequency (ie Touch Tone (c))

  Sounding and multifrequency

DWIM

  Do What I Mean

  What I meant was

EMFBI

  Excuse Me For Butting In

  Sorry to interfere

FAFWOA

  For A Friend WithOut Access

  For "Friends" without access

FAQ

  Frequently Asked Questions

  Answers to Frequently Asked Questions

FD

  Fifth Dimension

  "Fifth Dimension". English version of the name

FITB

  Fill In The Blank

  Fill in that blank

FLT

  Fermat's Last Tigger. Well, it can't be theorem ...

  ?? ;)

FO

  Fuck Off

  Went to #% d!

FOAD

  Fuck Off And Die

  Fuck off and Must Die!

FROPPED

  Fucking dROPPED

  Caught on ...

FTA

  Fuck The Army

  Expresses dissatisfaction with the Army

FTASB

  Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

  Faster than a bullet

FTL

  Faster Than Light

  Faster than light

FTW

  Fuck the world

  The whole world - a mess, all the women - bl #%, and the sun 
- s #% * @ d lantern. 

FU

  Fuck-Up

  Disorder

FUBAR

  Fouled Up Beyond All Repair

  So messed up that is beyond repair

FUJ

  Fuck You, Jack

  Expression of indifference

FWIW

  For What It's Worth?

  How much, in principle, this could be an important

FYBITS

  Fuck You, Buddy, I'm The Sysor

  Fuck you, buddy, I - System Operator!

FYFAS

  Fuck Yourself For A Start

  First Tr # hni yourself!

FYI

  For Your Information

  For your information

GAFIA

  Get Away From It All

  Get out!

GD'R

  Grinning, Ducking 'Running

  Grin, bend down and run away

GF

  Girl-Friend

  Mistress, "girlfriend"

GFAK

  Go Fly A Kite

  Svali here

GFY

  Go Fuck Yourself

  Go mp # hni themselves

GIB

  Good In Bed

  Good in bed

GIWIST

  Gee I Wish I'd Said That

  "Well, sorry that I did not say

GJOACYSPOCD

  Go Jump Off A Cliff You Smelly Pile Of Camel Dung

  (Actually this one is not very common at all)

  Go jump off a cliff, you stinking, pale camel dung!

  (Usually this is not a characteristic expression)

GROK

  As in "I GROK" means thorough understanding

  Means "I understand" as the product of R. Heinlein's 
"Stranger in 

  foreign country "

GYN

  Gynecolog (-ist,-y,-ical)

  Gynecologist, gynecology, gynecologic

HHO 1 / 2 K

  Ha Ha Only Half Kidding

  Ha, this is only half-funny

HHOK

  Ha Ha Only Kidding

  It's just a joke

HHTYAY

  Happy Holidays to You and Yours

  Congratulations you and your

HTH

  Hope This Help!

  Hope this helps

IAAL

  I Am A Lawyer

  I am a lawyer

IAC

  In Any Case

  In any case,

IANAL

  I Am Not A Lawyer

  I am not a lawyer

IC

  I See

  I see. Clearly

IITYWISWYBMAD

  If I Tell You What It Says, Will You Buy Me A Drink

  And if I tell you I have a drink for?

IITYWTMWYKM

  If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?

  If I say what I mean, did you kiss me?

ILSHIBAMF

  I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!

  I laughed so loud that break all my furniture!

ILUVM

  I Love You Very Much

  I love you

IMCAO

  It's My Completely Arrogant Outlook

  This is totally my perky appearance

IMCO

  In My Considered Opinion

  In my considered opinion

IMHO

  In My Humble Orinion

  In my humble opinion

IMNSHO

  In My Not So Humble Orinion

  In my immodest opinion

IMO

  In My Opinion

  In my opinion

INPO

  In No Particular Order

  In an uncertain manner

IOW

  In Other Words

  In other words

IRL

  In Real Life

  In real life

ISBAB

  I Should have Bougth A Book

  I had to buy the book

ITA

  Irish Toothatche

  1 - promiscuity, 2 - Pregnancy

ITALY

  I Trust And Love You

  I trust and love you

ITSFWI

  If The Shoe Fits, Wear It

  Make hay while the sun shines

JAAFU

  Joint Angloamerican Fuck-Up

  Joint Anglo-American mess

JSNM

  Just Stark Naked Magic

  Just naked magic

KHYF

  Know How You Feel

  I understand your feelings

L8R

  Later

  Later

LAB'TYD

  Life's A Bitch 'Then You Die

  Life - with the # indicated and you must die!

LABEL

  Local Acronym-Bearing Expressive Label

  Label;)

LAGNAF

  Let's All Get Naked And Fuck!

  Let's all undress and make love

LHB

  Lost Heartbeat

  Sexy young woman

LLTA

  Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause

  Lots and lots of vociferous applause

LMD

  Lamers Must Die:)

  Without words - Lamer must die!

LOL

  Laughing Out Loud

  Neighing to rezey abdominal

LSD

  Unix BSD

  Without the words

LTIP

  Laughing Till I Puke

  I laugh to fart

LTNT

  Long Time, No Type

  So much time has passed, and still no lines!

MIME

  Multy-purpose Internet Mail Extensions

  Multipurpose internetovskoe post
expansion

NAAFI

  No Aim, Ambition or Fucking Initiative

  Weak-willed people

NABRWICH

  Nicker And Be Ready When I Come Home

  Prorzhites and be ready when I come home

NBFD

  No Big Fucking Deal

  Unworthy occupation

NFW

  No Fucking Way!

  You will not work!

NSDA

  Non-Self-Descriptive Acronym

  Nesamoopisyvaemy acronym

NTYMI

  Now That You Mention It

  Now, since you have raised this question ...

NWAB

  Necking With Any Boy

  Allow yourself to fondle any guy

OATUS

  On A Totally Unrelated Subject

  On a completely unrelated topic ...

OAUS

  On An Unrelated Subject

  On an unrelated topic ...

OFTPATHIRIO

  Oh Fuck This Place And The Horse It Rode In On!

  Be damned the place and the horse that brought me here!

OIC

  Oh, I See

  Ah, of course!

ONNA

  Oh No, Not Again

  Oh no, not again!

ONNTA

  Oh No, Not This Again

  Oh no, not this again!

OOTC

  Obligatory On-Topic Comment

  Required explanation of the topic

OOTQ

  Out Of The Question

  No questions, of course

OTOH

  On The Other Hand

  On the other hand

OTTOMH

  Off The Top Of My Head

  I do not handle

OWTTE

  Or Words To That Effect

  The effect of these words

PEP

  Privacy Enhanced Mail

  Mail with enhanced privacy

PFD

  Potential Formal Date

  Physically attractive man

PFM

  Pure Fucking Magic

  Pure magic, his mother!

PGP

  Pretty Good Privacy

  Pretty privacy. PGP - a package of electronic signature

PIR

  Sexual Intercourse per Rectum

  Engage in anal sex

PITA

  Pain In The Ass

  Sverbezh in the ass

PMJI

  Pardon My Jumping In

  Sorry to climb ...

POTS

  Plain Old Telephone Service

  Simple old telephone service

POV

  Point Of View

  View

PPP

  Petty Pet Peeve

  Little pet peeve

PPTSPAHS

  Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce ... Used when I've

  had to eat crow, my hat, and other unsavory dishes

  Please fill out the salt, pepper and hot sauce! Used

  when you have a tasteless dish, such as his hat;)

QBI

  Qiute Bloody Impossible (to take off)

  About the weather: unfavorable for flying. Air Force slang

R'R

  Rest and Rotation / Recreation

  Holidays spent in entertainment, including drinks

  and women

RMS

  Read The Manual, Sir (from the military)

  Read the textbook, sir (in army)

ROFLASTC

  Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat!

  Rolling on the floor, laughing, and terrify the cat

ROFLGO

  Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!

  Rolling on the floor laughing, until the interior vylezut

ROTELMAO

  Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

  Rolling on the floor laughing with no ass

ROTF

  Rolling On The Floor

  Rolling on the floor

ROTFL

  Rolling On The Floor Laughing

  Rolling on the floor laughing

RSN

  Real Soon Now

  Now, to really soon

RTBM

  Read This Bloody Manual

  Yes, you read the same damn textbook

RTFAQ

  Read The FAQ!

  Read answers to questions

RTFB

  Read The Fucking Binary

  Learn this @ # $% binary code

RTFM

  Read The Fucking Manual

  Read more documentation

RTFS

  Read The Fucking Source

  Read this fuckin source

RYFM

  Read Your Fucking Manual!

  Read his washed-up tutorial

S'N'F

  Shopping And Fucking

  Going shopping, ending

SAMFU

  Self-Adjusting Military Fuck-up

  Self-regulating army mess

SF

  Science Fiction

  Science fiction

SICS

  Sit In Chair Snickering

  Sit in a chair and a snack

SIMCA

  Sit In My Chair, Amuse

  Sit in my chair and have fun

SNAFU

  Situation Normal, All Fouled Up

  The situation is normal, worse than ever!

SNAILMAIL

  The U.S. Postal Service

  The U.S. postal service

SNEFU

  Situation Normal Everything Fucked Up

  Situation normal, all the x% evo

SOGOTP

  Shit Or Get Off The Pot

  Cocoa or come down with the pot!

SOI

  Stunk On Ice

  Stink on ice

SOL

  Shit Out of Luck

  Lose the location of luck

SOS

  Same Old Shit

  A bit of old crap

SOW

  Speaking Of Which

  Speaking of which

SWAK

  Seale With A Kiss

  Seal with a kiss

SWALK

  Seale With A Loving Kiss

  Seal love with a kiss

SYSOP

  System Orerator

  System operator

TFHAOT

  Thank For Help Ahead Of Time

  Thanks in advance

TGAL

  Think Globally, Act Locally

  Think broadly, act within

TINJ

  There Isn't No Justice

  No justice here

TINSTAAFL

  There Isn't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

  Free lunch does not happen

TINSTASQ

  There Isn't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question

  There are no stupid questions

TINWIS

  That Is Not What I Said

  This is not what I said

TLA

  Three Letter Acronym

  Acronym of three letters;)

TOBAL

  There Oughta Be A Law

  Should be a law on the subject ...

TOBG

  This Oughta Be Good

  This should be good

TPTB

  The Powers That Be

  Forces that have

TTBOMK

  To The Best Of My Knowledge

  At the limit of my knowledge

TTFN

  Ta Ta For Now

  Come on, yet!

TTUL

  Talk To You Later

  To talk with you later

UBD

  You Be Damned

  Damn you!

WBR

  With Best Regards

  Warmest regards

WBW

  With Best Wishes

  Congratulation!

WDYMBT

  What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?

  What do you mean by that?

WGAS

  Who Gives A Shit?!

  Who cares?

WMMOWS

  Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!

  Wash my mouth with soap!

WTF

  What The Fuck?

  What the hell?

WYLABOCTGWTR

  Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?

  Do you love ice cream ... ??

WYLASOMWTC

  Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?

  Do you want to get a saucer of milk with it

  comment?

WYSIWYG

  Whats You See Is Whats You'se Gets

  What you'll see something and you get

XYZ

  Examine Your Zipper

  You fly was open

YAOTM

  Yet Another Off-Topic Message

  Another another message to the topic (the conference)

YAT

  Yet Another TLA (see TLA)

  Another acronym of three letters

YGLT

  You're Gonna Love This

  You'll love

YKYARW

  You Know You're A Redneck When

  You know, it infuriates you

ZMH

  Zone Mail Hour

  Zonal Postal hour