Acid Paper #02

Юмор

Advertising in the goods does not need - a deadly parody of the ad, sort of a medley.

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      Once I came upon a collection of every kind of delusion
from Kiev eh. In addition to the jokes and vulgar rhymes there
was a deadly parody of the ad, sort of a medley which
I decided today to publish ...

"My little Masha often cries at night. Namazhem her one
half of the priests BlendaMed paste, and the other half we 
shall wash up shampoo HedEndSholders. Now put it in the 
effervescent aspirin Uppsala. See? Dandruff has disappeared, 
and for six months any new hole! Pumpony PUMPAKS - ate, and 
order, and nose breathing, and throat does not hurt. Although 
it is sometimes so hungry that all thoughts are about food! You 
need a Panadol, seshte just two tablets. When an ordinary 
aspirin is only beginning to irritate the mucous stomach, 
balsam Bitner already hard smells apricots. Enough half the 
usual dose. Before charging, add Minton - lollipops with a 
triple effect: removes heat, increases octane gasoline, and 
washes all stains. And the smell! The most delicious dried 
juice from fruits. And if a toothbrush available? - Washing 
machine BOSCH do everything for you on laid down in advance the 
program! All she could ask you are ... More Whiskas a little 
bit, because there are so many milk, which he zamychit that and 
look like a dolphin fish per day big full moon. But in these 
crunchy slices are all need your dog under your skin while too 
... This Cavities! You're drunk, man. Chewing gum helps you

Dirol with a new formula with the free oxygen molecules,
completely invisible, not hampering. As one
remedy for throat and the stomach? Well, no, I choose Tide!
Camay soap, together we sing together chew,
Bu-bu-bu-boom-boom-boomer! "