Bonus #16 26 декабря 1999

Hee-hee-Hit Parade - best pop group of five songs.

                           Neftekamsky chi-chi-pop hit parade!

                                 (Release only)



                       One, two, three, four, five, begin to hit

                       Parade! (Tv.m-ty!) Who knew that already 
mustache                        salsya, from the first call 
signs, the good old 

                       column, whose roots go of the first
                       Closed issues of "bonus" and its 
branches (column, in the sense) raspostranilis far beyond the 
walls of our glorious edition. Whoever unreadable our first ten 
issues, he probably in neponyatkah: "What nonsense is this 
small ?!..." On that we calmly replied, reading, and have a 
newspaper, his uncle, but not in Break games to play, but on 
the Internet run hither - scaring people. Generally, as it is 
hard and nebylo, and the rules would have to be repeated, and 
that too probably forgotten: So ...

Rules: No rules, who will send very cool pop
five, the winner. And then there is an incentive prize in the 
form Free, next issue, if you correctly guess all the current 
top five: the song and its performer (ary, s). And today we 
have here is a bunch of fives: 

In the first place: all zadolbavshaya already with his "crown 
of stars" group called "Intro". What is sung like clear only

nipples ... (Sorry) with the words (!) Soloist. Which 
inconsolably reiterates that all in her hands, everything is 
under control, and nothing they say rock the boat and even 
then, only wreaths and see. Although the other her own song, 
She also deny their own words: I'm saying I do not know, nor 
understand. Here such here "threw" in the first place. 

In second place: Georgian trio "Ah. Wai!". With profound
song about one type of Caucasian ethnicity, who does
and then doing nothing, knows everything and about everyone. It 
would be good out of such a citizen member of the FSB. But most 
of all, I priperaet attention to detail choreography of 
performers who have invested in their motion the entire energy 
songs. This is particularly is the energy rushing from the 
highest Georgians, who can calculate for the epileptic. 

The third place team captured the insidious "I want cookie!" 
Which paralyzed all the computers in our vast country. The 
Group does not treatable. And because no one "Dr.Web" to help 
the victims can not. In very severe cases, the group issued its 
find messages like: "You do not look ..." 

Of the one who is in fourth place and write has somehow not 
comfortable. Well, so much about them already written ... 
Generally, they were dragged there a toilet (in the words of 
Vladimir Putin) whether Jew, whether the Chechen and soaked 
bat. And he (vsmysle Jew, or someone else) got himself calmly 
and went about his business, and even thank you guys did not 
say, but because they can kill and if you wanted to ... 

And finally, at last, fifth place, an old an old song of "Tron 
Mom!" with intricate words of a dangerous Rybalova-athlete, in 
a word maniac, which is a fish kind and can not feed. Here he 
is with the fool, then to chelovechenku-and moved. Here he 
caught a second, third, a rapidly flies, and before you reach 
the turn, and soloist Eeyore Lay-a-wall straight and says: 
"pinpoint, mate time! notch!