Bonus #16 26 декабря 1999

News - All the past week was held under the slogan of an imaginary "Get a good Internet!".

   √ B H O M E R E:



    News from the fields SinklerKluba. "As we celebrated the 
New Year"; 


          Jokes, jokes, aphorisms ...


                Internet. "The law is the law";


                      What to play? (Review of games of the 
week); 


                            Hee-hee-Hit Parade (best pop group 
of five) 



             That is like and otshumela first wave holidays.

             Ahead of Easter, the Old New Year, and then on 
dnyuhi              large Anonymous Users. All the past week 
took place under 

             sham slogan "Get a good Internet!". So do not
saying, but think about it every klubovets, who once, at
This week has been in the computer show "Archimedes". Caring 
about the poor communication in the grid is not haunted and 
overshadow such a grand celebration as the New Year. And that, 
among other things, the approaching and approaching, bringing 
with it new surprises. 

December 27, 1999. Dead day: two words. Nobody and nothing 
concrete was not engaged. Rusty in the morning took the 
commissar that would show these things chyudo Ufa med.komissii. 
Uncle virus, such as studied in any case, it was not visible in 
the day, no one of the SC. I have a whole day kodil with grief, 
as I promised to comp holidays, and covered a copper basin. MK 
from nefig do all day hung on the phone and sobbed into my 
phone, that he has nothing to do, interesting, but I got to do 
with ?!... Pro Max and Smavika can not mention them, I had not 
seen for over a week. 

Man this sounds bitter "

                         (Maxim Proud)

December 28, 1999. Oh, and that day we went to the Internet, 
Nalozhku and bought this zloschastnuyu bottle of champagne. 
Taking a moment to say: "People do not buy the 'Soviet 
Champagne' with the inscription 2000. This is for you then come 
out sideways! " 

'The objective reality is a delirium caused by lack of alcohol 
in the blood. " 

                         (From somewhere reading)

December 29, 1999. Again, internet busy day, we
Rusty, three went into the net and all three times flew out
maximum of half an hour later, bl $ # @! th link! Rusty slammed 
on this have a fortune, but found a way virtually free to sit 
on the Internet. Want to know how, ask Rusty. And I meanwhile 
slammed the disc from a semi-demohoy the new year, so that on 
New Year demos will not be. And yet this day Our new-Hata 
provider Smavik, was "delighted" by the news, that the meeting 
next year we're going to celebrate with him. Think The news 
pleased him, but she liked him did not last long, a couple of 
hours, no more, since the evening of that day he said he did 
not able to host such important and majestic people, as

us. It's a shame, shame, okay ...

Hen laid an egg Ryaba grandfather. Clean

                         (The joke tov.Ruslanycha)

December 30, 1999. Well, this day have severely chopped a 
comrade of "Bid-Studio". This means the subject promised to 
meet with klubovtsami and congratulate everybody for the. At 
three, our delegation arrived at the scene, but apart from us 
... In general rubbish deal. Stood, waited, played in the "HL" 
to 6 and went home "Buoyant" mood of "sugar words tovarischcha 
of Bid'a". 

The length of a minute depends on which side of the toilet door 
you are.


                         (From the bitter experience of tenants 
malosemeek) 

December 31, 1999. Oh! Well, who said that the new year happens 
without miracles? I'm not sure. But the fact that the kink 
coming century had begun with this day, we can say yes. Here, 
for example, still early that morning, I do not yet fortunate 
enough to detach itself Comp for the Christmas holidays. And 
lunch was already accurately known, that the New Year and Hata 
provider this time I will. That's lucky then someone ... 
General to the ten o'clock all who could, and promised came, 
and the rest I will not tell. Who was not there, themselves to 
blame. And yet, all the members of linoleum, please, who 
remembers how it all took place, write a small but informative 
essay on the celebration, and I do not remember ... 

"Windows 2000 - Web'anutye vindouzy"

1 and 2 January 2000. Hibernation, opohmelka and eating all that
left to celebrate. In general, anything interesting and fun.

"Well, kids, want to get a Christmas tree?" - Said Santa Claus, 
tying a rope to the bough ...