City #44 19 мая 2000

Юмор

Smiley - anecdotes from the past.

  Judge man for raping a deaf and dumb. Judge -
man:
-How could you? Yes, you have no conscience, and so (shows 
phalanx). 

  Deaf, springing from his seat:
-Yy-ûûû-YYYY-N-ûûû (pointing from the elbow).


  "Good day! Please tell me what the
your company?
-Vpendyuringom.
-??
Grab-and vpendyurivaem.


  The State Duma of the Russian Federation. Is
meeting. The Speaker said:
-It is necessary to resolve the issue of salaries and pensions 
of members government.


  One deputy is pushing another nudge and whispers:
- E. .. Fun, dumplings, he said, "Members."
- Echo-heh-heh-heh-heh. Cool.


  The wedding night ... Only the young went to bed, persistent 
doorbell. The groom, mothers, goes into the hall and opens the 
door. In the apartment, nor without speaking, two men come with 
the coffin on their shoulders, evade the marriage bed, and - 
output. Bridegroom: -I do not understand! What kind of garbage?

-Excuse me, bro! At the entrance is not to turn!


  The girl in the bar is coming to the bartender and bending
through the bar, very sexy asks
it:
-Young man, can you for a moment?
He is approaching. Girl:
-You are the boss here?
Takes him by the ear and starts stroking her hair and
head. He leaned toward her, perplexed says:
-Maybe I, maybe not.
She continued to stroke:
A bar where the owner?
The bartender, being raised:
-There will be tomorrow ...
Sexy girl puts his finger in his mouth, and he
starts its very erotic to the beat of the slow music
suck.
Then send your host institution that
You in the room for girls is no toilet paper.