Maximum #23 03 ноября 1996

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solid jokes - Collected sayings of Soviet officers (continued).
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            SOLID FUN


 (R) IRONMAN


         COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

         Textbook for junior and middle
            academic staff.

                 "The citizen does not need fools.
                           So here I am. "
                      Unknown ensign.


390. Analysis at hand is not issued.

391. One hundred days to leprosy.

392. And I live here with my sister-girl 75 years ...

393. Absent due to illness and other family circumstances.

394. Now I'll give you fun and you feel a stick on his

     head.

395. What do you think? That war will begin, and Lt. Col. Dream
     weight-lifting will not be there, no!

396. No need to catch the fleas, if you do not understand the 
idea! 

397. A man runs when he sees the left edge and right bor
     Dürr.

398. Again all prolopoushili!

399. - What is trangliteratsiya?

     - This question is not on my salary.

400. Lithuanian song "Think, think ..." written specifically for

     you.

401. Hence the origin of the 2DR ', you know? Where did you get

     now appears a deuce, you could have guessed?

402. To a subtle humor, we need fat knowledge.

403. To protect the laboratory the student Petrova except soap 
ny      zyrey, nothing is visible.


404. Do not make conclusions on the laboratory scale of the 
armed 

     Forces of the USSR.

405. Murder will out: it still pops out.

406. - Fellow student, why are you with the beard?

     - I want to be like the hero of the Soviet Union Kunikova!

     - After 40 minutes, if you please be like Major Novikova!

407. Stop the show! You are not stuffed!

408. Whiskers grow a little, we must still work to do.

409. I see the results of the laboratory at a distance of a gun 
you      boom.




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         Industrial and commercial center
           "Computers for the public"
     invites you to visit the Polytechnic Museum!


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     Monitor Electronics 1932 WTC 202 "with a protective shield.

  CDOS - modem. AY - mouse + pad + diskette with the programs.

    Drive "Electronics 5313". 100 floppy disks with the 
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the company is not sold)          Price: $ 200 (bargaining is 
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  Call from 18.00 to 21.30 daily Tel: 903-0347 Sergey


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                 EPILOGUE


 (C) RINDEX


   Wow. It seems like everyone else. Wait for us next Monday. 
Everything. Bye. See ya.




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