City #33 17 октября 1999

Юмор

Beech - description of Zhvanetsky.

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(C) M. Zhvanetsky


                  DESCRIPTION


  - Peter Ivanovich, I need a response. There
said: today is mandatory.

  - Well, let me know what you're after me go?

  - That write?

  - Write on a feature, I'll sign it. You do not
've seen it done? I do not write, do not you write one. In 
general, the two of us who know you? (Scratched his head, sat 
at his desk, took out a sheet of paper began to write ...)

"Characteristics of ...
 Dana on Comrade ...
 Fellow working in our office as a junior officer. During the 
work proved to be As ... "


  - Petr Ivanovich!

  - What is it?

  - Peter Ivanovich, how I was shown?

  - How? Nothing. Write what you want.

  - I'll do: showed themselves anything ... Huh? Not too much?

  - Who says so? This characterization. Write "good" and not 
pull me! "... During his work proved to be the chorus ... well 
... C tasks to cope ... "


  - Petr Ivanovich! How do I cope with the tasks?

  - How? No way! Write "good" and not pull me!
"With the jobs to cope ... very good! .. The benefit is ..."

  - Petr Ivanovich!

  - What is it?

  - I take authority from the comrades?

  - What authority? Do any friends? What do you
pestering me!

  - Here I write: enjoy ...

  - And not pull me! Characteristic of his writing
can not!
"... Has authority and respect ... At its
 friends and even strangers ...
 Very knowledgeable worker! ..
 All very knowledgeable employee who does not know his equal! 
.. " 

  ... So there will be nothing ...
"It is for all of us is an example of selfless
service in the office ...
 Selfless service in the office! ..
 Fearless service in the office! ..
 His modesty is legendary!
 The entire office is kept on it and keep passing
banner! Thanks to his sagacity, savvy ..
one hundred ... STI ... one hundred ... STI ... all cried the 
whole office far ahead!

 Drawing on his genius, combined with great talent, the whole 
area ... the whole town ...  The whole area is far ahead of all 
cried!  He is so politically literate ... As ... As ... As

nobody! Financially stable! Morally steadfast.
Hates women! In conclusion, it is for us, office workers, .. it 
is for us always and everywhere ... Everywhere will be a 
beacon, calling proud to freedom, to the light!  He ... will be 
forever ... not embrace! .. All peoples! .. The entire globe 
radiant ... We all ... his face ...  Glory, glory for ever and 
ever .. "