City #33 17 октября 1999

Юмор

Smiley - a collection of emoticons.

   Smiley *************** **************


(C) V. Kazakov


  We return to our sheep ... Or clowns .. Or
punks ... Or dark Chinese ... In general, to smile.

: *) Drunk.

: ^) Broken nose.

: V) broken nose in the other direction.

: _) Nose is moved from his / her face.

: =) Two noses.

: O) clown.

: U) funny nose (left).

: N) Funny nose (right).

% -) Staring at the screen 15 hours.

8-) and B-) Wear sunglasses.

O-) Megaton, Cyclops, or put on a mask underwater.

.-) One-eyed.

, -) Winking one eye.

g-) wearing pince-nez.

|-I Asleep.

| ^ O snoring.

|-O Yawning.

:, (Crying, but without the snot.

% -6 Fainted.

8-| uncertainty.

: :-) Wear Glasses (4 eyes).

B :-) Glasses on forehead.

8 :-) little girl.

:-) -8 Big girl.

: - {) With a mustache.

: - #) Thick mustache.

{:-) Wear a wig.

} :-) Wig, put on inside out.

: '-) Crying with happiness.

= :-) Skinheads.

- :-) Punk.

+-:-) (Rome) Pope.

`:-) Shaved off one eyebrow.

:-) Shaved off other eyebrow.

O :-) angel.

C = :-) Chef.

*<:-) In Santa Claus hat.

E-:-) hams.

8 :-) wizard.

@ :-) Wearing a turban.

[:-) Play Player.

:-)) Double chin.

> :-) Demon, devil.

(:-) Big smile.

+ :-) Priest.

:-) X in the bow tie.


  The next edition of the newspaper will continue, and then
may announce a competition for most interesting smile.
Get ready ...