City #24 12 августа 1999

Самиздат

Beech - The Adventures of Shtiplitsa and one another in ppiklyucheniya Bopmana.

   ***************** ***************** BEECH


 Shtirlitsa adventures and other adventures Bormann


                   continued


    - No, Stirlitz still tell us how
did you managed to get himself to recruit the very
Intelligence chief Mr. Thompson? - Pastor Schlag
interested in the purely professional side of things.

    - Oh, leans against it to the door strike when the stop 
moaning - let go - joked Stirlitz. 

    The pastor was afraid, and he spilled cocoa
new cassock, but splashed Shtirlitsa at the same time, for which
got his fist on the greasy face.

    - Stirlitz, and you'll go to work? -
Borman said, squealing with delight.

    Stirlitz thought. In this position he
sunrise.


                       *


    On Capitol staff rolled a rumor
that the intelligence chief, a new employee,
very active and fierce.

    By evening, the first working day Shtirlitsa all already
know who the owner of the Capitol.

    At night, a mysterious Stirlitz reported Kennedy.

    - What is this Mr. Shtirlitz? - Asked
President, wiping with a towel just shaved
cheek.

    - Oh, Mr. President, this is the best
Russian spy - said Thompson, crouching in a low bow.

    - Ha! And maybe we ought to arrest him? -
Kennedy took a toothbrush and with contempt squeezed her big 
piece of green toothpaste. 

    - You do not know, Mr. President -
Thompson sighed, stroking his artfully made-up a bruise under 
his left eye. 

    - Then you were lucky - said Kennedy and
launched a brush with toothpaste in his mouth.

    Thompson sighed.

    - Mr President, perhaps, approve of our
gotovyaschuyuyusya terraktsiyu against the Russian, - said the 
defense minister, barely moving his battered lips. 

    Kennedy spit out toothpaste, and with interest
looked at him and nodded, prompting further talk.

    - We will launch a Russian tehaskuyu corn
locusts, and this pig Khrushchev starve together
with its Soviet people.

    - Oh, and we would still violate the biological
balance! - Said happily sneak Thompson.

    Kennedy thought.

    - Listen, Thompson, someone you me
Reminds You ... - He said, taking off his flak jacket.

    - Glad to! - Said Thompson.

    - Try, try, - said the president and
slowly yawned and went away.


                      *


    - Listen you, Lysenko damn you when girbrint
cucumber with a bottle brought forth? I want to eat! -
Khrushchev removed his shoe and knocked them yourself
on the forehead. That he liked, and he knocked
times stronger.

    - Soon, Nikita Sergeevich, - has promised to Lysenko and
again loudly neighing.

    - You come in a hurry, fat, and then as embedding in
ear - Khrushchev said, starting to get angry.

    - I here those embedding himself - said Lysenko
raising a fist, and two genius - big and small
- Began, grunting and groaning every minute, fighting.
To separate them quickly and were taken to different rooms.

    - That no ginbrinta I have not seen you, you face
with laces! - Oral Nikita Sergeyevich, trying to escape and 
take off shoes to run them in Lysenko. 

    - Himself a fool! - Posted Lysenko, spitting on the floor
and pulling down.



               to be continued ...