Nicron #79 12 марта 1998

Юмор

Humor - the stories of the brave.

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(R) SANDMAN (Alexander Kushnikov)
Illustrations: (c) Goblin (Alex Antipov)


              STORIES of the brave


 FIRE

Seeing that jumping from the windows of a burning house people 
fall by trampoline, a pioneer Khabibulin kept his head and 
became the voice and signs coordinate flight helpless people. 
Homeland awarded brave Khabibulina LAST MINUTE in Artek.


            *

One day the foreman Phillip Panelevozov, passing through a 
construction site saw the children built a fire and jump 
through it. Decision came instantly: just a few minutes with 
the help of tow boards, and garbage Panelevozov made a fire so 
strong that children are not what jump, and go something closer 
than thirty yards was scary. So frightened children ran home 
unharmed. F. same Panelevozov was awarded the degree burns III.


            *

 ON THE WATER

Passing by the river, a prostitute Sidorova saw that the water
sinking a successful businessman. Is slowly dropping off his 
clothes, feminine Sidorov stood on the shore, and after a few

minutes, the victim was able to independently get out of the 
water. The businessman was subsequently trolleybus driver. Glory

brave prostitutes!

            *

Once Ensign Rotov walked by two girls who were playing near
hole. Near it was up to trouble. And only a pioneer Laptev not
rastryalsya and ran to the girls, rescued them. Glory to the 
heroes! 

            *


 SIT IN PRISON brave people.

When the river on the bank of which stands the detention center,
began to sink a woman jailbird Fraerman out of the chamber,
interrupted guard, jumped into the water and rescued the woman. 
Now it wanted to present the medal "For the rescue of drowning."


            *

601NA EARTH

Policeman Sergeant Migayev received a signal that directly to 
him post moves KamAZ loaded with criminals (probably

basaevtsami, riding on Budyonnovsk - Ed.). Sergeant, remembering
the oath, came out in the middle of the road and stood there as 
long as Kamaz heavy knocked him (bundle thrown out the window

100-dollar bills - Ed.). Migayev now recovering, and they
can rightfully be proud of his colleagues. Glory to the heroes!



            *

 TROOPS. TIME FEAT.

Standing at his post, private Rabinovich said a suspicious 
rustling in the kustah.Ryadovoy hand in these cartridge into 
the chamber and fired into the air. Rustle became quieter, and 
soon ceased altogether. Birthplace of appreciated the feat of 
the hero, giving him a two-week leave with the departure for 
herself. 

            *

AK dreams come true.

I have long wanted to make a heroic act Ensign mouth, and behold
he was given an opportunity. Passing through the territory of 
its military unit, he saw the unexploded bombs. With the bomb

played by young soldiers who were going to throw it into the 
fire. Ensign was not taken aback, he gave the command "Down!", 
And himself to the fire and pulled out a bomb. The blast hurled 
at all safe distance. Glory to the hero!


            *

Correct ACTION.

Seeing a nightmare, Ensign Disbatko not confused, interrupted
all the enemies and was sleeping on.

            *

 In the doorways.

Citizen Pukin went out late at night in a dark driveway, not
confused and shouted loudly. Came to the rescue by shouting 
hooligans Pukin helped get to the nearest emergency room.


            *

Heroic act performed by Jean-Claude Vann Damme the movie "Double
blow. "Seeing that the attacker hit him a kick in the
head, he beat off a blow, and thereby saved his life.

            *

 EVEN IN THE ZOO.

Heroic act performed in the orangutan Sidor past
Sunday. Seeing a passing its cells suspicious
type (as it turned out, escaped from prison), he dragged it 
into the cage and forced to serve on time with them.