Nicron #118 03 сентября 2000

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Humor - pro Ostankino.

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Newsgroups: fido7.mo.tv
From: Dmitry Volkov 
Subject: For those who do not read RU.ANEKDOT
Date: Thursday, August 31, 2000 1:17 PM

 August 31, 2000 at 14:17, writing for the All ...
 On the theme: "For those who do not read RU.ANEKDOT"


  Hi All!

> Sorry, if someone hurt:)

1. At the conclusion of the state commission, the fire at the 
Ostankino television tower could be caused by its collision 
with a foreign TV tower, presumably the U.S. or other NATO 
countries. 

2. Ostankino Tower re-entered the Guinness book,
as the world's biggest sparkler.

3. In Moscow, a new kind of sausage. Ostankino smoked.

4. Moscow was the Third Rome. Became the second Pisa.

5. Advertisement: Sell the program of telecasts for the next 
two weeks. Inexpensive. 

6. A guy walks into a video rental.

   - Good evening, seven-hour news is there?

7. Minister of Health stated that in Moscow and the region 
through 9 months of the birth rate will increase at least 
threefold. 

8. Urgently looking to buy or rent a spinning wheel, bingo, 
backgammon ... 

9. Coming soon to open internet site ww.ostankino.net

10. In investigating the causes of the fire at the Ostankino 
tower came home version. The fire caused nezatushenny butt 
thrown by an American citizen, flew over the tower on 
Boinge737. 

11. -The latest news is bad. Fired Ostankino ... Then there 
will be only horoshie news. Because when there is no news - it 
is good news.



  Have a nice day All!

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