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City #04
19 марта 1999 |
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Smiley - a compilation of funny jokes.
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Smiley
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At customs.
-Open the suitcase ... So ... Nothing ... Nothing!
With your fee mockery of customs.
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-Can a woman make a man a millionaire?
Yes, if prior to that, he was a billionaire ...
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Talking two "new Russian":
-There are hundreds of ways to make a fortune, but only
one of them honest.
-This is what is it?
-How would I know?
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"Do not you by any chance the son of old John Parker?
Yes, son. But that chance - for the first time I hear it.
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-The accused, what did you do before marriage?
"What's wanted, Mr. Judge.
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-Hey, you fool!
Self-hi ...
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