City #04 19 марта 1999

Юмор

Smiley - a compilation of funny jokes.

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                     Smiley
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  At customs.
-Open the suitcase ... So ... Nothing ... Nothing!
With your fee mockery of customs.

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  -Can a woman make a man a millionaire?

  Yes, if prior to that, he was a billionaire ...

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  Talking two "new Russian":
-There are hundreds of ways to make a fortune, but only
one of them honest.
-This is what is it?
-How would I know?

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  "Do not you by any chance the son of old John Parker?

  Yes, son. But that chance - for the first time I hear it.

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  -The accused, what did you do before marriage?

  "What's wanted, Mr. Judge.

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  -Hey, you fool!

  Self-hi ...