City #04 19 марта 1999

Beech - VIHHI-Pooh and all, all, all ...

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                       BEECH
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            Winnie the Pooh and all, all, all ...



    Chapter 1


    - Basta! Tired! - Winnie the Pooh nervously paced the hut, 
brandishing a Mauser. He stopped at the table and took a sip of 
moonshine - like you need to driven out of the party! - Well, 
how could you? You, Piglet, a member of the Revolutionary 
Military Council? Exchanged arms for the balloons! 

    - I'm not guilty - pig plaintively hnyknul -
it's Eeyore! "My favorite color!" - He mimicked
 donkey.

    - What is Eeyore? With Eeyore! -Vinnie clapped his paw on 
the table so that empty pot of honey from the crashed to the 
floor - Stop all the blame on others! Who's Last week, watered 
the rabbits grandfather Mazaya? Who yesterday stole my mother's 
Meadows eggs? We make a revolution! And like you ... - But he 
did not finish. For door heard the noise, she opened, and in

hut with obscenities and curses tumbled Barmalej:

    - Y, b ...! Jew face "- he pulled over a
kicking Rabbit

    - When you bastard! Incited bitch!

    - What happened? - Medvezhenok straightened his sword-belt, 
- Comrade Barmalej, report on form! 

    - Yes, Comrade Winnie! - Barmalej pried
hands and odernuv leather jacket, straightened to attention. " 
Knitted Rabbit blurted out his nose on the floor, and glass 
from the glasses splashed in all directions. 

    - Here is caught contra! Called on the square
unrest, shouting, I'm sorry, "Winnie the Pooh -
Impostor! "

    - Well, well! - Bear abruptly raised rabbit by the ears - 
So you can split, Rabbit! Long I watched for you - And turning 
to Barmalej, ordered:


    - Hatu Rabbit searched, and his in camera! Let
think out there. In the evening, I will judge.

  Rabbit eyes madly spinning in different directions. He opened 
his mouth and spitting broken teeth, lisped: 

    - Finney, for fluoride? I vfe ugofyal febya and Fyatafka
fgufenkoy! Fini!

    - Citizen of the Rabbit, late excuses -
Winnie frowned and waved Barmalej - Take him away!

  Barmalej grabbed Rabbit, and the noise dropped out of the hut.

  Bear is silently walked to the window, potarabanil
fingers on the glass. Then he sighed and turned around:

    - Ah, Snout! Would deprive you of yellow armbands ...

    - Sorry, Vinny! - Piggy nervously clenched Kuban cap - 
Winnie, do not ... I ... I will redeem all that QS gu ... yes I 
am for the revolution! 

    - Oh, I'm too good. Okay, forgive - Pooh
Piglet's slapped on the shoulder, "But mind you, the last
 again!

    - Thank you! - Piglet excitedly crumpled hat.

    - Well, there is nothing to cool off, work nepochaty
the edge! - Winnie went to the map Mohlandii - Look
here! Problem exists! The Old Oak Tree Bee -
anarchist revolt. It is necessary to put down! Shoot all that 
others nepovadno was. They I still have from last year ... - 
Winnie priumolk remembering bruises from falling from the Oak - 
Generally as usual. Take a platoon of goblins and more! All 
right? 

    - Yes, Comrade Winnie "- happily snapped Piglet.

    - Come on, act!

    - Listen! - Kuban cap pulled suckling pig with
yellow band and jumped into the street.

  A moment later the street heard his stentorian voice:

    - Eeyore, your mother! Goblins in the gun and follow me!

  Winnie contentedly rubbed feet.



    Chapter 2


  Carlson sweet yawned and stretched. Already half an hour
passed, as he sat in his patrol, and he already wanted to
eating and sleeping. Pulling out of the bag to the bank, he 
knocked the mouth remains cherry jam. "If you sleep

five minutes, nothing will happen, "- thought Carlson -" No 
nikogo.Da and who we need. Damn pobral all the revolution! "He 
looked out of the trench, it was quiet and calm. 

  "'ll Sleep, perhaps," Carlson put a bag over his head and 
began to snore. 

  He was asleep and did not see because of the mountains seemed
squad of goblins. Eeyore walked ahead with a yellow banner. 
Cboku column trotted iron Commisary Piatak. 

  The sun was shining, as in the Sahara, and very much wanted
drink, especially after yesterday's booze. Ahead
was a forest, and a detachment hurried to quickly
be in the shade.

  Suddenly Eeyore stood, rooted to the spot:

    - Piglet, then someone is sleeping!

    - Get him! - Ordered the pig. Carlson could not understand 
half asleep, where did that big jar of jam, which he had just

saw in a dream. But after a couple of strong slap it
realized that in the near future there will be no jam
no sugary donuts.

    - How dare you? - Carlson tried to rebel - you know who 
you're dealing with? I am the ... 

    - Shut up, fat "- and the old soldier Orch c ciloy put your 
fist to the teeth Carlson. Carlson thought that perhaps 
deystivitelno is silent, unless it is asked, and the teeth in 
the mouth while it was not crowded. 

  Goblins tied Carlson, and Eeyore went with him
back to camp. A detachment moved cautiously in
side of Oak. Piglet enjoyed a successful capture
watch, but not for long ...

  A loud explosion shook the air, followed by another,
then another. Banks with a sour jam blew
one after another. "Mines!" - With horror realized
pig. Heard the moans of the wounded, goblins
were in a panic metatsya.

  "Idiot!" It was necessary to interrogate the prisoner! " - 
Snout Otchumyelov turned his head, his nose suddenly became wet

and cold. Suddenly, the bombings added a new sound
buzzing and nasty. "The Bees - Kamikaze!" -
inside Piglet's all broken, he screamed from the
fear and took to their heels. Panic among the goblins
efforts, many have rushed back, leaving behind
a clearing with corpses and wounded. Some
not completely lost his mind and tried to shoot, but death 
overtook them, too. 

  So fast Piglet is not running, but apparently probudilisi 
long dormant genes ancestors Nif-ELISA and Naf-AFA, which in 
the past been champions of udiraniyu from danger. Sounds of 
battle died down in the distance.  "We need to urgently warn 
Winnie!" - Masculine Commisary even in difficult times not 
forgotten friends. 

    - Hello, Eeyore! - Pig ran greeted donkey who looked tense
distance. On its face looked through hard work mental 
apparatus. Fugacity Carlson on his back something to moan and 
wonder flailing eyes.


    - Oh, there you Piglet! - Answered the donkey, the pig 
moves away - Do not you know it's there bumkaet? 

  But a member of the Revolutionary Military Council has not 
heard the question, he hurried to the headquarters ...




        Chapter 3.


  Oclik Eeyore octolbenelo vozzrilcya vocled byctro 
peredvigayuscheycya polocke dust. Yes, of course, Piglet 
cpeshil sometimes happen even switched to tructsu, but to like 
this ... Again, no answer, what is there is bumkaet? Oclik 
heaved a sigh, light vzbrykom straightened cpine cehavshego on 
one side and Karlcona poplelcya further. 

  Karlcon stress priclushivalcya off again to the distant 
sounds of battle. 

  Judging by the entire team, a squad that Tolstyi, insolent
cvini suffered porazhenie.I is about winners primutcya for the 
carve-up trophies. 

    - Jam! - Bad golocom cried Karlcon,
and immediately prikucil language. This Eeyore, suddenly
Karlcona torn screaming from captivity gorectnyh
meditations on the role of intellectuals in the revolution, 
kinulcya co vceh feet up hill and down dale, passing shouting 
something at cvoem national dialect. 

    - This is the end ... - Flashed through my head Karlcona,
when he saw exactly where poneclo oclika. -
Most Chertopolohovaya field! This ocel or
raznecet me to shreds when forcirovanii field or vrubitcya at 
exactly where he nahoditcya and decides to have lunch, which 
will lead to a similar ichodu! 

  Special offer had to do something. Karlcon glanced 
appreciatively oclika. - Tolctovat, of course, but not much 
thicker than a barrel of honey that someone ctaschil week ago 
in bees. 

  And jam recently zapravlyalcya ... The hard hand of 
establishments cpinu, Karlcon ubedilcya that Freedom of the 
propeller. 

   - Just to ctarter crabotal! - Vzmolilcya he torzhectvenno 
poklyalcya produce prevention is not At least once a mecyats. 
With stasis breath he proticnul hand between octrym ridge 
oclika and cvoi stomach, threw the safety ckobu,

cudorozhno cglotnul, seeing uctrashayuschie needle
thistles in some two meters from decyatkah
their tender extremities, and push zazhmurilcya
click ...

  To his voctorgu, the motor roared and exploded
up! Rather, they vmecte c Eeyore. Karlcon
voctorzhenno yelled and turned the engine on
forcirovanny mode. Ofigevshy from so many adversities Eeyore 
easily blocked the roar of the engine and lost consciousness ...




        Chapter 4.


  Meanwhile, Piglet, raising clouds of dust and continually 
looking back, burst into the sleeping midday square in front of 
the headquarters, knocked zazevavshegosya Barmaley and burst in 
the door staff. - A slatapa ... and pataslana ... Am ... - He 
frantically pulled the air seeing the worn barrel of a revolver 
Winnie the Pooh. - And it's you, Piglet - Winnie razacharovanno 
handed - and I really thought suicide bombers infiltrated ... 
And what is, strictly speaking, is it? With the bees figured 
out? A honey where? 

   - Winnie! - Wail Piglet. - In our series of treachery! They 
all knew! Ambush! And with them was a Heffalump! 

   - Heffalump? So what?

   - I ran forward, he recognized me and ran! I
decided that distracted him so far, and ran away! He fell into 
a ravine and got stuck! I returned to the squad, but there ... 
they ... Winnie ... they ... 

   - What are they?!

   - They are all ... a minefield ... belching ... iznag.
outrage over the bodies of our soldiers ...

   - WHAT? The whole platoon?

   - Yes ...

   - All Goblins?

   - Yes, Winnie ...

   - And Eeyore?

   - Yes .. That is, no! I took the path of the language, 
Winnie! And Eeyore took him to headquarters!


   - Yes! - Winnie straightened his sword-belt. - All. Play
collect and inflict a decisive blow to the enemy's lair!
With a rabbit at first a look. Clear case
who informed the enemy ... Piglet!

   - I!

   - Play for alarm!

  Piglet puffed up, flushed, and brilliantly executed
"Up, comrades, all the places ..."

  But this does not lead to anything. The area around
Staff continued to be grasped by midday slumber. And,
how to know how much more was going Valiantly Revolutionary 
special corps of Winnie the Pooh, if at this point in the sky 
not heard a slight tarahtenie. 

   - Air!

  This cry of all apprehended. And immediately found themselves 
in combat readiness status. Although ... should probably say 
"readiness" state, without specifying. For it was necessary to 
prepare or to an emergency escape in the shelter (if it turns 
out that the reason for the team, "Air" served as the Bees, to 
break through the smokescreen in the suburbs), or to exercises 
in a fun shooting with stops (if it is something more quiet 
invaded the airspace). Special corps of professional looked ... 
and froze in confusion. 

  Glory B. .. Bolsheviks, it was not a swarm of bees, and
single object. But it was not Swift or any of Swallow there. 
None. It was a lost orientation and sweltering on the severity 
of Eeyore Carlson! 



             To be continued ...