ZX Pilot #40 30 декабря 2000

Comics - jokes and incidents from the life of Kovrov spektrumistov: Vel, Vik, Kool, Ash.

             C O M I C S I



(C) VEL



   In this section, this time we have collected in
a bunch of everything that was going funny and hilarious for 
some period of time in our lives. There are anecdotes, short 
sayings, short stories. Depending on how you react to this 
reader, we will know whether to continue we do business ...


   One more thing. Some jokes will reach far not to all (Hi, 
fLAMMER!;) If you encounter such problems, you can write us a 
letter with an attached back $ 1 and we detailed answers to all 
your questions (well just like DMS or CBS;)


   By the way, try not to include zero and especially perverted 
pohabnye jokes, but there is little Is that all they think of 
us;))) 


                    :-)


   An acquaintance of Viky Moster'a taking
strong drinks, pours Vitka
soul:

   Man: I have a phone there?

   Viky: Yes.

   Man: I have Dendy?

   Viky: Am.

   Man: A InterNet'a no!


                    :-)


   I'm not vindictive. I'm just wicked and my memory is good.


                    :-)


   I received, therefore, a valuable letter [!] From
Mr. Gluk'a. Open and, of course, read
nested list:


 N Name Quantity Price
         subjects pre-sequence

                          rub stamps.

 A replacement board Feb. 1



                    :-)


   I'm such a man - evil can not remember. Must write!


                    :-)


   We went [I Kkooll] to visit FOF'u.
But of course, was not at home. Go
home in silence, when suddenly Kkooll and says:
"Collide at all or what?" To which I replied: "What, you want 
to become famous?" 


                    :-)


   Healthy sleep is extended not only to life,
but also reduces the working hours!


                    :-)


   Gathered at the hut Kkooll'a Vel, the owner [he same Kkooll] 
and Korum. Mark the first the pay of the latter. On the table 
[he same chair]: vodka, beer, Sprite and white bread [black

ate Kkooll].

   Korum: I have an iron health ...

   Vel: Kkooll, writing a scalpel ...

   Kkooll: Health fix or what?

   Vel: Korum, thou shalt Sprite?

   Korum: I do not drink [before it drained much of the beer 
and vodka]. 


                    :-)


   Cool to have a mouse ... and it is better to use it!


                    :-)


   Passage of a school essay Kkooll'a:
"Yakim Foot knows the working life
He worked all my life plowman, and even seemingly
became similar to the earthy components. Yakim perfectly
understands that the soul of the peasant is accumulated
anger but that anger will manifest itself until prevents
[Word crossed out the wine] vodka. "


                    :-)


   Company Xepmoc GPC began to produce
sets of self-assembly: Stereo
Kempston Mouse and Super General Sound 4096.


                    :-)


   Ash'u lay down for a visit Kkooll and Vel
[Note: there is a demo of Real Masters -
Kag!, But there chankovye animation - KAKA 1,2,
3 ... - About shit, in short:)]

   At one time there is this dialogue:

   Ash: Do you have Kaki?

   Kkooll: There is, as many as 5 pieces!

   Ash: A. .. It's like this?

   Vel: And even more pieces of 6 ...

   Ash: You mean what do you say? "


                    :-)


   Hence we went to Kkooll'u local users who
Well, in a conversation he mentioned that it would be necessary
letter to Krasnodar to roll ...

   Well, the guys were not stupid and just realized that if 
somewhere to write letters, so there certainly are living 
relatives! 

   Kkooll guy is also not stupid and firebreaks
immediately that the nick fouled [mutants ie:)]
so what-not to spoil the mood of anyone,
decided to support them ...

   Ultimately that's what happened: Kkooll
I moved to permanent residence in Krasnodar in the carpet! But 
that's not all, soon we are here tired and we'll go back for 
sure! 

   So let's, in order not to break the legend, we agree that 
Vel and Kkooll comes from Krasnodar. O.k.?



                    :-)


   Yeah. When Vel'a in intensive care was his
favorite comp [Pentagon is], then as a precautionary measure he 
[y com ie] soldered protsek removed and planted

New to the panel:) From the old was made
Keychain.

   After a while Kkooll appeared
Another candidate for the key fob - a processor on
6 MHz. But since hole was drilled for the ring so poorly, then 
the processor has split into two parts: (But Kkooll and then 
find out ... 

   Everything was podravneno, sawed, drilled a neat hole, and 
was ready to stick! Having time to play trick on Korum'om, 
Vel'om and FOF'om, but has not received due moral satisfaction, 
it was decided to do the same thing over Sergius'om Puzzler ' 
om. 

   Kkooll: Sergius, saw a 4-bit processor Zilog [shows protsek]?

   Sergius: I wonder dvuhbitnye processors are [probably also 
prikolnulsya]? 


                    :-)


   Vel pack off zasidevshihsya Away
Kkooll'a and Korum'a. All stand in the hallway.

   Kkooll: What else would a nakodit?

   Korum: Yes, someone would have to insert?

   Vel: Well, who until then ...


                    :-)


   At work Kkooll'a. Electricians are asked
came secretary to make a request for the lamp series: PI-3-YES 
- 5 pieces. 


                    :-)


   Sitting in the visiting Sam'a Vel and Kkooll.
The last, digging in a pile of beautiful things, takes 
technological Ruby [in the form bar].


   Kkooll: What is it?

   Vel: solid rubber baton.

   Kkooll: And she does not ebonet [rubs on his pants]?

   Vel: It depends on where zasunesh!


                    :-)


   Once a week Korum neprosyhal after the next payday, have 
Vel'a was born a few slogans that can be applied not only to 
him alone: 

   - Korum - holiday every day [since he
necessarily treated Vel'a];

   - Drunk Korum - grace any holiday
[Painfully cheerful person];

   - Korum - stripped the holiday with friends
[Because treated not only Vel'a].


                    :-)


   Away:

   - How many spoonfuls of sugar to you?

   - I ten. Just do not stir, I
I do not like sweet!


                    :-)


   In the trolley:

   - Now go?

   - Thanks, I went home!


                    :-)


   I went, then a visit to the Melted Snow.
There were about to leave Ash and Pirodex.
After seeing friends and started chatting with a MS'om
this and that. Here it comes to Paracels'e and D-man'e (since 
last ran for Melted'u and asked some pc'shny soft):


   MS: Now, brothers Amiga fancy
became ...

   Vel: Yes ... And screw replaced, and the memory ...

   MS: It only remains Amig'u change!


                    :-)


   As one teaching:

   "The five knows the subject only to the Lord
God! For four - I am! For three - my colleagues!
Well the rest is all yours! "


                    :-)


   Hence, we are now sitting Korum'om and perverts
one picture in an enhanced mode (under a magnifying glass, that 
is). Then comes a visit Kkooll and His first reaction was: - 
"Oh!" Looping! " 


                    :-)


   Well, the last joke for today. Sent it from Astral Madness 
Technology - my A good friend:


   "You can alkogolokom not be, but have a beer with Vel'om you 
owe!" 


                    :-)


   That's all I want to finish, but everything does not work:) 
Well, a couple of jokes and Troy everything, and then later 
tell nothing will! 


   Sitting in my house Korum and tries to cure me a beer [the 
temperature at 38 and me 7]. Then I remember that I was sitting 
bezvylazno home since the floor of the week and do not comb

the last three days:

   Vel: I am now 3 days no combing!

   Korum: I do not brush.

   Vel: What, really?

   Korum: Well, rake [shows his hand and
it tries to comb your hair]. I'm a comb
long lost, even in the army ...


                    :-)


   After the lecture to fit a Mongol'u
girl and the following conversation occurs:

   Girl: I heard you have a computer?

   Mongol: Yes.

   Girl: But Microsoft Word is?

   Mongol: Yes.

   Girl: Zapishesh me it [holds out a floppy disk]?

   Mongol: Uh ... So this is not enough to be ...

   Girl: Well, then take one more [hands still exactly the 
same]. 


                    :-)


   Hence we are now sitting Korum'om visiting
devchenok. The time has come to tea and they offer pick the 
cup. Seeing the cup in a 0.5-liter, Korum exclaims: "Oh!" 
That's my size! " 


                    :-)


   Well enough is enough. Last joke.

   As always, Vel'a gathered Korum and
Trident. Play cards. In case Trident'a
do not go bad, and apparently full of trump cards:

   Trident: Well, let me give [Requests
throw another card]!

   Vel 'Korum: Yes, nobody will give [chorus]!