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               ГЛЮКATНЯ!                  
                                          
           Собственно начало.             
                                          
Был  тихий зимний вечер, эдак 17: 53, при-
мерно  12 декабря 1996 года. За окнами ва-
лил снег, громадными хлопьями устилая зем-
лю  белой пеленой. Где-то в центре города,
находившегося  на реке Двина, распологался
небольшой  дом  с подозрительным щитом, на
котором  была  жидейская  надпись:"  Улица
Олимпийская  дом  11 ". И представить себе
трудно, что этот город оказался Нoвoпoлoц-it is difficult that this city turned out to be Novopolots-
com.  Yes!  Yes! This house was exactly
MAIN PRECISION HOUSE. And the most amazing thing is
What’s new is that this is where all the
such GREAT parties, thanks to their organization
toru.  Even today there are some glitches.
moose                                     
                                          
 Part one.               
         
                                         
     TWA was stuck on a chair in front of the plugged in
SPECCY and stared intently at
several letters placed on the screen
his monitor.  AIR with an opener sat in
corner, looking timidly, trying not to hurt
live with the TWA glitch, on your super companies
change watch (type: ELECTRONICS-6). TWA according to
still sat motionless, still staring at
screen. Taking advantage of the moment, AIR carefully and
slowly, sometimes looking down at TWA,
The mug drained the contents of the first bottle
The mug drained the contents of the first bottle
PEPSI.                                    
     We continued at the same pace for another 10 minutes.
chickpeas Having finished examining the 'NEW' trade mark in their
the newest LOADER, TWA turned to AIR,who licked the remnants of PEPSasha from his throat
back, and grunted only one word: "CLASS-
BUT!  ".  AIR quickly nodded with a cauldron and a shake-
zero: "Uh-huh!"  After the grand withdrawal
(took only 1 hour), TWA znow norpy-
joined the Duma, and AIR, of course, boldly continued
tried to screw up PEPSI while opening the bottles
one after another. Half an hour and 5 lit-
ditch  TWA was already starting to get nervous and fidget
on the cabinet, banging his fist on the table. AIR mi-
gala with his eyes, afraid of every blow, and not
without saying a word he blew his beloved Jew
bone.                                    
                                          
     There were thoughts that 2 PSN's
they were really looking forward to something or someone. WOOOW!
I remembered!  The kettle completely rolled. After all
I remember!  The kettle completely rolled. After all
precisely today and probably should umnoptu-
there was a parcel from VfNG from Brest, and
Musicians from MUZAFAR, on their own
consumption.  Besides, FYL was going to
jump in with a completed boot.         
                                          
     The situation of silence was under control
com just a few more minutes. Suddenly there was a sound
the long-awaited doorbell. TWA lightning
in surprise he fell off the stool, onto
the name was something like PANASONIC,
but shaking himself off and using uncensored language
phrases, ran towards the door. AIR
I almost swallowed the cap, sorryleg-
with a flick of his fingers, he deftly threw
opener for opening bottles with
drink, under the sofa, while splashing
PEPSI waste is used for a brand new rug,
which, by the way, later had to be licked, and
naturally rushed after TWA on 4 legs,
at maximum speed.  On the rug
at maximum speed.  On the rug
the entrance was FYL. He buried the time's shit
to apologize, but finally crossed the threshold
laboratories.  TWA, with a grin on his face,
sat CODER in a comfortable soft chair,
he sat down on his PHILIPS and waited expectantly
spied on all the actions of FYL, who
hesitated for a long time, but nevertheless inserted the
bathroom, OOOPS! magnetic disk in the hole
burnt flop, SORRY, floppy drive. O!
And the program was downloaded via file second
and something incomprehensible appeared on the screen.
FYL admired with a cheerful expression on his face
with your creation. But you should have seen it
time TWA finally realized that
he was looking now. TWA lips out of anger
curled up into a letter that somewhat resembles
"O", and the eyes looked reproachfully at FYL.
He suddenly realized that it was time to curl up,
otherwise............ AIR clacked another
PEPSyux about TWA's furniture, as needed -
the device was not at hand, waiting
the device was not at hand, waiting
BOOM and laughing while TWA
stillwithout shutting up he yelled at FYL, who
the rich one turned into a poor one for a moment
sheep.  When the execution is finished,
FYL took his place on the other side
corner, near AIR and with trembling hands
I wanted to grab a bottle of PEPSashki, because
as he had failed to do for a long time. Time
he almost drank out of his mouth when AIR
repented of laughter, looking at the one who had established
FYL's pants.  But suddenly a roar was heard from
from the other end of the laboratory: "NEXT!" B
one second, somehow quickly went into battle
AIR's malicious smile and it was clear
that he hesitated. TWA was thirsty for blood and...
rubbing his hands, he looked at AIR, inviting him
in the armchair.  He took his last sip,
probably for courage, and crawled like a lamb
to the table, trying to soften the verdict
new sentence.  By the way, at this moment he
I almost missed the chair. No!
almost missed the chair. No!
It was not possible to mow down the punishment, and through de-
ten seconds AIR flew out of the chair like a bullet,
accompanied by the words: “WHAT DEVILITY!”    
                                          
     So. It became clear that everything was already in its own way.
beamed, but there was still one last hope for
MUZAFAR and his music. Well, let's have a look-
rome                                      
                                          
     And now the time has come to pick up the mail
great little things. TWA with a light jump jump-
zero sPHILISHAFA and headed towards the treasured
the key to the mailbox, which is on that
there was no place anymore, by the way, and AIR’s-
same.  He was already flying up the stairs towards his goal, with
speed - 5 steps/sec. TWA and FYL made
If they were smarter, they set off in pursuit in the elevator. By
road, on the first floor, the AIR knocked
the legs of some goblin (or something) and thereby
I put the key in a nearby box. Here and TWA with
FYL arrived.  And you won't believe that
FYL arrived.  And you won't believe that
the goblin turned out to be respected by everyone
VAL-KAL SOFTWARE (hereinafter simply
VAL)............                          
                                          
                                          
 Part two.              
 < YES!!! GOT IT!!! >           
                                         
     TWA was located in one of the forests
tnits, on the first floor and waited, yawning
FYL with a bottle in his hands, which he
borrowed from AIR, paying a tidy
amount - 0. 000000$, just to hold
her in his paws, rushing around the first floor of MAIN
at home.  VAL stood aside, the chest (so
called a backpack) was sweating under his arm. VAL
discussed the most pressing issues for him
(like: "WHAT VOICEAt IMP'A" or "WHAT
GROWTH FIKUS-PIKUS "), when AIR prospector-
but also skillfully raped the box (not someone else’s, of course)
but), trying to get the treasured key.
but), trying to get the treasured key.
                                          
     But time ran out and there was nothing to be done
not magchyma. Then look at everything carefully
relay on VAL's chest, in which you can
you could find whatever your heart desires. Everything is here
they ran into VAL and hit him painfully
him, and the chest was confiscated.
Searched.  And this is what they found: a couple of smelly
sneaker, one burnt disk, a bunch of scraps
toilet paper, sports uniforms, with holes
coy on the ass and a rusty nail. VAL pin-
lump in the ass, along with a rusty nail nux-
zeros to the drawer and forced me to dig deeper into
castle And suddenly the armless goat still succeeded
moose to open it. AIR quickly took out the key
gold and turned it in the well of the box, with
number 231." YES!!! GOT IT!!! ": - yelled
AIR, but TWA blurted out his hands, grabbed the qui-
dance and having previously captured a hidden pass-
port, flew out of the entrance with a whistle. AIR
and FYL without hesitation and saying bad words
and FYL without hesitation and saying bad words
rushed after. The rest of the garbage (doga-
who gave it?) so far it’s clear what’s what and
only then did he run.  TWA was flying ahead
everyone is broke. AIR was approaching, but how
just reached TWA received byhead FYL
walked leisurely. VAL was wrestling somewhere there and
every 3 cm he dropped his mass on the ground
Lyu, then frantically got up and ran with
shouting "WHERE IS MY CHEST". TWA has already hidden-
out of sight. AIR also disappeared. It was still going to happen
a couple of meters and here it is .   
                                          
 Part three.              
 < BOT IT'S THE MAIN GLITCH >         
                                         
     Mail, December 12, 18:29. AIR and FYL
sat at the desk and watched,
how VAL stuck his finger down the throat of a bottle
from under PEPSI, and then licked the discarded
sy. TWA harrowed near the counter and with
swore at someone.  Everyone sat quietly, there was
was being sworn at by someone.  Everyone sat quietly, there was
Only VAL's lick is heard.           
     On a small chair that barely
stood it, a fat woman fell behind the counter
sha that would crush even VAL. Chalk-
those eyes devoured TWA, and the poor glasses
became tiny and hackneyed.           
                                          
     Actually, TWA today would be desirable
not to touch, but the carcass did not know what had happened
lo.  Then you can observe the following deo-
log.“Well,” grumbled the fat man from behind the counter.        
-What? Here's your passport and receipt. I'm waiting.
 parcels,” TWA explained.                   
-Yes! Where is the guarantee that you didn’t steal the pass?
port, - the carcass did not shut up.               
-What-o-o? - TWA was already shouting.          
-Well. Maybe you didn’t steal your passport,
But if, for example, you have a mafia package
competition on the way? Eh?, - she didn’t calm down -
conpet on the road? Eh?, - she didn’t calm down -
cha - After all, we are responsible for this!
-Noooo. MAFIA in Kharkov FAULTLESS MAGA-
ZINE releases. How is she in Novopolotsk
will it turn out? - maddeningly fat, he spoke boldly
TWA. The carcass was taken aback for a second, not understanding
what they told her, but she continued.            
-You can’t contradict me, boy! Better yet, tell me
What do you have in your package?                  
-There’s a disc with some really cool stuff! -continued-
TRADER lied.                              
-So, is he a golden disc, or what?
La from questions carcass.                      
-Which GOLDEN DISK? He's in Voronezh. Mo-
maybe we'll see RAINBOW BEER MEGADEMO again, -
corrected TWA fat.                         
Carcass tried to nepeboputb heard, but
didn't give up.                             
-There’s something I don’t understand. The disk is so shiny
what, or sparkling?                    
-What? What kind of FLASHI do you like? They are ours
friends from Novosibirsk!friends from Novosibirsk!                   
Fat probably thought I was crazy.   
-A-a-a-a-a...., - tried to say something
carcass                                     
TWA could no longer stand it and yelled at everyone
voy department:                            
-COME HERE!!!!!                          
And suddenly someone squeaked from the table:    
-Yes, come on.                               
It was VAL, who was quickly shut up and
knocked out one tooth. After the words TWA, chair
I couldn't stand the carcass and it fell to the floor
and probably hit something. Then the fat is on
crawled on all fours to the department where the warehouse
parcels. Soon he crawled out and handed the gang
role of TWA. Everyone immediately stood up and
poured, slamming the door loudly!!!!!        
                                          
                                          
 Part four.              
 < WELL, LET'S SEE IT!  >           
                                         
                                         
     TWA already turned on SPECCY when AIR,
FYL and VAL were just entering the apartment.
They sat down on a comfortable sofa.  VAL
politely asked to leave, saying:
"FUCK YOU!!! ". AIR at this time as
once I found my opener and started
favorite thing. So we inserted the disc, loaded
zili.  We looked. We listened. FYL was already on his way
on the bus, and AIR babbled home on foot.   
                                          
     The most interesting thing is that no one has yet
could say nothing about:             
     < WHAT A FATE AWAITED MUZAFAR! >    
                                          
     TWA sat alone in a chair and thought:
-What was VAL hinting at when he asked?
about IMP's voice and the growth of FIKUS-PIKUS?
                                          
               
 THAT'Z ALL !!!            
                                         
                                         
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