TALE
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Chapter 1
Pioneer's story: "She lived, that means she was
girl. And her name was Margarita Fillipovna.
And she was 86 years old. And she had a granddaughter -
Mashenka. True Aryan, defaming her
That means she had no connections. There you go. I took it
one day Mashenka found a chest and went into the forest to get
water. And on the third day of the journey suddenly
the wind blew, tore the chest from her hands,
tore off his sheepskin coat, crossed the Swedish border and
disappeared in an unknown direction. Swim-
Masha said, but apparently there’s nothing to do,
you have to walk to get there. And she came across
lonely log skyscraper. A in non-
Three bears lived in a bosscraper: a Negro, a Georgian and
three bears lived in a bosscraper: a Negro, a Georgian and
Russian. The black man's name was Mishutka, and he was
black as night. For some reason they called Georgian
Nastasya Petrovna and he was white, like
snow. The Russian bear wasspotted, and
His name was Michal-Sergeich. A half is not
they rented out the bosscraper to a modest student
family consisting of: Dobrynya Nikitich, Zmey Go-
Rynich, Vugluskr and five mice. Dobrynya with
The snakes drank and fought all day long
on the fireplace tongs, and Vugluskr for the whole
day he went into the forest with the mice, taking with him
some beer, crackers, stewed meat and a slingshot.
Well, that's it. Mashenka opened the iron
door, and boldly entered the house. A bears
was not at home. There were three buckets with
black caviar large, medium, and most
big. There were three chairs next to the table
- large, electric, and a stool made of
Swedish typeface. Mashenka climbed onto
a small stool, and ate it with appetite
the contents of all three buckets. Then she,
the contents of all three buckets. Then she,
staggering, hiccupping and singing with an unsteady voice,
some very cheerful catfish, but very inappropriate
a hymn song, went up to the big stool
Lu, climbed onto him, and pulled him out of the car-
mana mold, made it neat on the table
"Kulichik" from the remains of caviar. Then she
climbed onto the electric chair and stood
la pull the switch. He didn't give in.
Mashenka cursed dirtyly and pulled strongly
she broke the chair. First, from under him you-
a whole sheaf of sparks flew, then there was a smell of
mom, and the chair fell apart for three equal hours -
ty, and fifteen unequal ones. But I wave this
It wasn't upsetting at all. She wasnot even enough. She
pulled the heavy gilded chandelier up to
the floor itself and let me go. A powerful sound was heard
impact and the ceiling collapsed. On top of the sprinkles -
there were boards, logs, tiles, blue toilets
PS, money and the pitifully squeaking Serpent Gorynych.
With a groan, he got out of the pile of money,
rubbed his eyes and looked ahead. But ahead
rubbed his eyes and looked forward. But ahead
there was no one there. (Meticulous reader
probably guessed that Masha was standing a hundred
ron) Then the Serpent growled, gnashed its teeth
bami, and clumsily turned to the left. But also
he didn't see anyone here! (And Masha, meanwhile,
I stood on my right and didn’t blow my breath.)
What a shame! - thought Gorynych
and burned a hole in the wall in front of him. B is
time he felt some changes
in the environment, and in particular in
own ass. He felt that
his body is gradually compressed, deformed
tion penetrates deeper and deeper, transmission
giving energy to the bones of the skeleton, finally the whole
his body changes shape and begins,
overcome friction and move forward.
The tale tells itself quickly, but much more
things get done faster. In short, Mashenka
gave the Snake a kick, and he flew into the
a burnt hole where it got stuck. Masha
I shook myself off and took the collection out of my pocket.
she shook herself off and took the collection out of her pocket
fairy tales in 42 volumes, I found a tale of threebearx and looked around - “So, there should be
be a bedroom with three beds." - think-
la Masha and went to the oak door. "Sim--
sim, open up!" - said Masha in the voice of Le-
vitana. The door creaked, fell and crushed
I wave. She got out from under the door, groaning, and
put her in her place. "Sim-sim, open-
Xia!" - Masha said in Shifrin’s voice and
stepped aside. The door fell inwards and
nailed Vugluskr sleeping on the floor. Masha
resolutely entered the room straight from where she was lying
door. There were three beds... No
! Masha couldn’t believe her eyes, but there
there were 80(!) folding beds. (That's why I look
some fairy tale went wrong)
Chapter 2.
She looked at this gar-
nitur - “Something is not right here!”, and pulling out
nitur - “Something is not right here!”, and pulling out
from under the door by the scruff of the half-dead Vuglusk-
ra, with a short and precise movement she threw
it on the first folding bed, the fabric of which
was painted with small American
flags with hammers and sickles. rang out
a thin ringing sound, and the poor creature
the nose grew so big that it outweighed
him over the edge of the cot, and he plopped onto
floor While hemade his non-stop
flight to the floor, Mashenka suddenly woke up
experimenter She rolled up her sleeves, re-
she grabbed Vugluskr, without giving
him to reach the dusty floorboards, and put
laid on the third and covered the second color on top
darling. Two ringing sounds were heard at once
sound, as if two drunk horses were hitting the board
the server banks suddenly decided to take a walk,
and flying out the window, they hit the lamppost
pillar It smelled like ozone. On thick as ba-
tone of nine-ruble sausage to the nose of Vugluskra
three rough and long ribbons of tua-
three rough and long ribbons of tua-
flight paper. Masha touched them - they would-
were warm and resembled coarse grains to the touch
fine sandpaper. A top folding
the darling has grown around the edges with a thick fringe of
strange gray, hairy and long ears.
They sadly hung down and swayed
floated, rustling like linen on a fence. "So--
so,” thought Masha, and carefully
lived "object" on the next folding bed.
"Bang!" - and again there was a smell of ozone. Co
savory woody creaking on the nose Vuglusk-
Ra, pushing aside the paper ribbons, grew thick
like a bottle of port a massive horn. Masha
looked appreciatively at her creation, and
I thought that if it grew along the edges of the nose-
nails, it would turn out very high
a masterful work. Wow ! - at Ma-
Shenki took her breath away. But, fantasy auto-
ra notreached such limits and that's it
ends the tale...
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