Miscellaneous - DOOM!

 DOOM                    
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 And then May 26, 1995 comes.
                                          
Waking up early in the morning and realizing everything
responsibility of the coming day, he decided
Be sure to warm up.  Putting on a jumpsuit
helmet and taking his entire collection of weapons he
went to the yard...                    
                                          
     It was a beautiful May morning,
the sun had not yet risen but it was already light and
he took a deep breath of air and ran
on the Oak standing in front in three embraces
thick, running around the oak with a strafe across
circle, and at the same time confidently holding in his hands
he ran his own chainsaw to the side, and
while the oak was falling he managed to analyze
while the oak was falling he managed to analyze
admitted inaccuracies.    B next
instantly he jerked sharply to the right and
running into the neighbors yard with a double-barreled shotgun
at the ready, shot two in the blink of an eye
German shepherds guarding Mercedesneighbor, ran back, he turned around and
fired a pistol at the right mirror
no longer guarded Mercedes and heard
the satisfying sound of glass. He was rushing
towards the stadium, mentally pressing a little sideways
forward key, acceleration and strafe to the left.
Formula 1 training took place at the stadium
and he ran 10 laps against traffic
strafe between those rushing towards
cars.  On the way home he's one of the four
put a line of grannies standing in the morning
early for bread, thinking that it was 17 grannies
out of 20 shots - normal!  Having run in
home he quickly filled 20 condoms
water (a bucket for each), woke up the youngest
brother (handball player), ran to the roof
brother (handball player), ran to the roof
(17th floor) and jumped with a strong running start
from it, when touching the ground, it made
traditional YYYYYyy and began to dodge
from condoms flying from the balcony,
which hit everything around with water if
you won’t have time to hide behind a tree or a car
neighbor  Finally, he ran away to the construction site,
there he set up a German welding machine
to an arc length of 500 meters and destroyed
blue plasma to the entire construction team
zhnikov. And already warmed up, entering the elevator
he knocked down someone going to work with brass knuckles
neighbor, and victoriously, in the elevator above the button
pboro scribbled "FIRST LEVEL" on the floor. 
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