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SERGEY STURM                              
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  ZX-LEGION                               
                                          
                                          
Как родился - не помню. Наверное пьян был,
или накурился чего...                     
                                          
Ты слышишь - мумия  дышит, двигается и жи-
вет. Мумия это я...                       
                                          
Утро вечером мудренее.                    
                                          
Это Чебуратор был, тум-тутутум-тум!       
                                          
Live fast, die young!                     
               
Don't touch the donkey's nest!            
                                          
This is how I will write you the 95th number!      
                               
And it will be like this for six million years, and then
everyone will die...                              
                                 
Selfish to the core.                   
                                          
If the computer freezes, unplug the cord
glass                                   
                                          
If your computer freezes, take nobucu soap
those together.                                
                                          
<2B OR NOT 2B = FF>                       
                                          
I'm not afraid of fear...                      
                                          
                                          
Live fast, die young!                     
               
Don't touch the donkey's nest!            
                                          
This is how I will write you the 95th number!      
                               
And it will be like this for six million years, and then
everyone will die...                              
                                 
Selfish to the core.                   
                                          
If the computer freezes, unplug the cord
glass                                   
                                          
If your computer freezes, take nobucu soap
those together.                                
                                          
<2B OR NOT 2B = FF>                       
                                          
I'm not afraid of fear...                      
                                          
                                          
If a glitch suddenly turns out to be neither a glitch nor
bug, and FAQ...              
                                     
HAMOVER will return to us all.              
                                          
Don't worry, but Metento MoriHe who has flown looks at the sky.           
                                 
The stuffed beaver is provided free of charge.    
                                          
Insolent faces full of sadness.               
                                          
Shakpinizder!                              
                                          
LSD - color the world yourself!                
                                          
Spiritus vini, tinctura aqua 40%.         
                                          
Everything genital is simple!...              
                                          
                                          
A bunch of dusty old pussies.           
                           
Everyone wants absolutes. Some bottled
roved.                                
                                          
I speak English with a dictionary. With people
I'm still shy...                         
                                          
"I am an absurd treasure - a caressing Hedgehog..."   
                                          
Veni, Vidi, Vici... (C) Marlboro...       
                                          
Like a sentence, two terrible words: NO BEER
                                          
Running on a rakelike a sport...          
                                          
Everything is crap except the computers. Computers are crap too
but there are many of them.                              
                                          
Bend your fingers at your elbows.                  
                                          
                                          
This is how Predskazamus suffered.               
                           
And now my little secret - Cubans
Knorr chickens.                             
                                          
It's hard to treat, but it's easy in heaven.           
                                          
For us, the Kremlin will not be replaced by tempting vaults
Statue of Liberty!...                        
                                          
Your pussy would buy Discs. Recommendation
best disk drives.                        
                                          
Hemorrhoids of nails.                          
                                          
A fly is a bird! Bird with hairy legs
mi...                                     
                                          
Apathy - attitude towards intercourse after intercourse
nia.                                      
                                          
                                          
Origin: Live YoungDie Free!              
                           
The heart is light from a heavy song!         
                                          
Bronetemkin Ponosets.                      
                                          
The stupid penguin timidly hides - the smart penguin boldly hides
enough.                                  
                                          
A beautiful run into the hall equals ten
frags                                   
                                          
A instead of a heart - Intel OverDrive         
                                          
Time to dump Hershey!!!                      
                                          
You can’t get AIDS from e-tail, but napaho-
yay - easy                            
                                          
In the beginning there was a word, and a word was 2 bytes.
                                          
                                          
If there is no water in the tap, then Vin is to blame.
yes!!!                      
                                          
GRANDFATHER MAZDA AND MAZDATS                     
                                          
Black belt in Judo, Phi Do and Ninten Do
                                          
Whatever the child enjoys, as long as he doesn’thang-
elk..                                    
                                          
Seven troubles - one reset                     
                                          
And outside the window it was snowing and FIDOShniki with beer.  
                                          
“This is not a tail,” said the wolf and nodded thickly.
got angry                                    
                                          
For a relationship without "marriage"                      
                                          
My favorite Windows doesn't always work...   
                                          
                                          
The sum of intelligence on Earth is constant, but the population
tion is growing.                
                                          
My enkle of the most honest rules...           
                                          
BEER - BEER!!!                          
                                          
Otnea tea tecut porto - I carry everything I own with
itself (C) Latin                          
                                          
Press any key to reboot or other key to   
continue                                  
                                          
Software nightware.                       
                                          
And the mirror successfully reflected attempts to show
I'm beautiful.And you said InterNet, although your eyes said
yes.                                       
                                          
                                          
That's it, and Bill's gone...Geitz's greed
ruined...              
                                          
Everyone dreams of having a good time, but
You can't fool me.                          
                                          
Lord, how much has not yet been done... but soon...
there is still much to be done...          
                                          
During the day with fire, in the evening we will heat it up.           
                                          
If the sea is beer, then all the dolphins
will eat...                                 
                                          
If you have achieved your goal, then
put it back.                     
                                          
Here's to the ladies and other mythical characters!    
                                          
L. Agutin WIN95 "...OLE OLE it's simple
tears..."                                 
tears..."                                 
                                          
Better many times than not many times
once!I was surrounded by nice, nice people, medical
lazily squeezing the ring.                      
                                          
Silence is golden, well I've always been silent
den.                                      
                                          
For any doomer there is a monster in armor -
vest.                                   
                                          
National Russian wrestling - one on one
with a green serpent.                          
                                          
Why are you looking at me like a hacker?
new protection?                             
                                          
Enchanted, bewitched, coddled and zipped
vana...                                   
van...                                   
                                          
There is beer - no need for intelligence.                  
                                          
For my death, please blame Bill Gates...
                                          
Do not persecute, and you will not be persecuted.            
                                          
BSU - It’s like I studied somewhere.                
                                          
Take care of your jaw from a young age.                   
                                          
... Mentsk, Republic of Belarus ...The whole day will go badly if you get up in the morning
No, not with that one.                            
                                          
Water your fikis.                         
                                          
A tri-bar is welded to the upper bottom of the tank.
Hole hole with a diameter of 20 cm.        
                                          
                                          
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