English To German Household Terms: Humour from E-3

Subliminal Extacy #02

English To German Household Terms

By Bogie And L.A. Of E-3

Rooms

  • Living Room — Der Roomenatfrontenofhousen
  • Kitchen — Der Frauline Prison
  • Toilet — Fur Pissenundshittenin
  • Bathroom — Homen Fur Rubberducken
  • Bedroom — Placen Fur Shaggenundsleepen
  • Diningroom — Roomenmittableundfoodenfighten
  • Garage — Fullofshitten

Items

  • T.V. — BoxenstuckonRTL
  • Video — Fur Watchenpornon Und Pressenbuttonundfuckenallhappen
  • Lightswitch — Lettentherebelighten
  • Cat — Fur kickenwheninpissen
  • Microwave — Fur explodingeggenin
  • Fridge — Coldenboxen
  • Freezer — Verycoldenboxen
  • Sink — Fur Fraulinewaschenupenundtyingto
  • Bed — Fuckenspringunstickeninmefuckensideun
  • Chip Pan — Der Fuckenthingencatchenonfire, Shitten!
  • Telephone — Constantfuckenringen
  • Hi-Fi — Der Loudenneighbourannoyer
  • Washing Machine — Pressenknobenundleavenfurfrauline
  • Stairs — Fallenupenwhendrunken
  • Floor — Fur fallenflatonfacen
  • Door — Der Fingertrapperundouchen
  • Hoover — Der D.I.Y.en Blow-Joben
  • Mirror — Fur Lookeninun Und Squeezen Zittenin
  • Magnifying Glass — Fur Maken Dicken Looken Muchen Biggen
  • Bed-Side Lamp — Fur Rammen Upenarsen
  • Frying Pan — Der Gooden Frauline Beateren
  • Bin — Fur Chucken Spermyen Tissuepaerenin
  • Ash-Tray — Der Placen Fur Splifen Ashen
  • Rocking Chair — Der Placen Fur Oldfarten
  • High Chair — Fur Little Bratten WhenScreamen
  • Curtains — Fur Wipen Der Nosen Inen
  • Wall — Fur Bangenheaden Againsten
  • Iron — Der Petenmousen Fur Frauline
  • Clock — Der TickenTocken Pisseroffen
  • Fire Place — Fur Burnen Catten
  • Bookcase — Fur Stashen Jazzmagen
  • Desk — Fur Shaggen Flusyonen

Last But Not Least

  • Bogie — Der FuckenGood at Coden
  • L.A. — Der Bogien Knobben Knickeren
  • K-oS — Der Pisten Artisten
  • BNR — Eine Beschissene Lameren
  • Zack — Whothefucken?
  • Gwi — Der Suntanneden Seamanenenen

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