Chinese Proverbs: Humor by Bogie and L.A.

Chinese Proverbs

By Bogie And L.A.

• Baseball very funny game. Man with 4 balls, no can walk.

• Secretary not permanent till screwd on desk.

• Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

• Man who run behind car get exhausted.

• Squirrel who run up womans leg not find nuts.

• He who eats too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.

• Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.

• Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

• Elevator smell different to midget.

• Woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down.

• Man who takes lady on camping trip have one intent.

• Man with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.

• Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.