Honored Master of Hochma Fomin excavated
in the depths of his collection is a love story.
He probably decided to calm everyone down and
make peace...
Yu. Merkulov
On a sunny day in a noisy city
A big, strong man was walking down the street.
Everyone called him “PISYUK”, I don’t know why.
He carried Vindovoz on his back and held in his hand
a bouquet of application programs. Everyone considers him
they became very smart, even too smart at times,
but they still happily started with him
friendship.
Yesterday, when he returned late in the evening
was heading home, he was attacked by some
Van, who introduced himself as “Speccy”, and claimed
who knew that he was directly related to
To the Pentagon. Throwing a pile of remains at Pisyuk
a lot of quotes from ZX-Formata, he disappeared,
declaring that he has another roof -
AMIPU.
"Who is this Amiga?" - thought Pisyuk. "Ouch-
red b#$%, like Lisa, the second daughter
Apple? Or maybe Alpha's friend? Don't let me
God..."
Pisyuk got so hot that he almost died.
vis. He sat andintensively swapped the cape
looking at the clock, isn’t it time to do
make another upgrade. Oh, the stars are for-
dragged the sky and Pisyuk plunged into the deep
what a dream...
He walked and walked, remembering the last
rendering until I accidentally wandered into
park where his friends often reboot
foxed In the distance he saw a beautiful woman
silhouette.
“The platform looks like nothing...” I thought
he got up about twenty bytes from her. De-
The girl answered with a counter glance and sweetly
smiled at the 409color picture. Pisyuk,
having difficulty picking up the SVGA driver,
mentally rebooted, smiled at
all 16 million.
- Oh, hello, Pisi, everyone is talking about you -
They’re yelling, they’re all writing,” she began, shyly
conversation girl.
- Come on... What's your name?
The girl looked somewhat embarrassed
expression on her face and quietly answered:
- Haven’t you heard about me?
- No, in my world there are people like you, to-
Sorry, no.
- My name is Amiga.
- Amiga? - Pisyuk moved in disappointment
to text mode.
- What's the matter, did I offend you?
- You have a son and, I guess, a husband...
- Where did you get it? - exclaimed at 4
Amiga channel.
- How do you relate to Specky?- Nobody, he is my little friend, yes
another brother - Mackintosh.
- He is arrogant, although, like you -
beautiful.
- Thank you.
- Maybe we can switch to you?
“Yeah,” the Amiga answered cheerfully, and they
Let's go to Fido's restaurant.
It was hot, Bakashki were flying everywhere,
SUN was shining in the sky. Pisyuk threw off himself
Vindovoz and remained in one Norton Com-
mander, from under which to everyone
the view displayed the command line
ka.
The evening promised to be exciting, but
Amiga became more and more sad. Affected
hops in the head from the taken dose of drive-
ditch She sat in confusion, holding a tear
ready.
“Amiga,” Pisyuk began, “come with you.”
Let's connect?
- How, we are not compatible, and why should I?
do you need it? You have everything you can
wish you a bright future ahead, and I...
I'm afraid... My house has been sold, I will soon
I'm getting old...
- You are beautiful, you have a cute little one
2.5-inch hard drive, nice 4-channel
natural voice.
- Thank you, you are so big and funny.
Can you emulate me...
- Really? I'm happy.
By adopting a cold boot,to the lungs
having thrown on a couple of drivers, Pisyuk got close
to the executable itself. Carefully loading
emulator, it slowly emulated the Amiga,
turning over tens of megabytes in my head. He
knew its architecture and could not
understand where the 7-mega-pepper girl comes from
SO MUCH BEAUTY AND ELEPATICITY.
They became friends. Pisyuk inode offered
gal Amiga company Bill Pates and Philip-
pa Kanna, but Amiga said that she was close
Andryukha Isaev, and Max Iwamoto. Pisyuk
didn’t understand her, she didn’t understand him either - it worked -
shaft hardware incompatibility. Often
tired, frozen Pisyuk Amiga
stung with simple demos and musical songs,
he responded by entertaining his friend with a sophisticated
ny multimedia applications. She's daring-
Dizzy smiled, he threw gold
from harvesters...
...Autumn has come. Pisyuk became hungry
steal RAM to express everything he has
loaded in relation to the Amiga. He
made a series of upgrades, in the hope of improving
Stall new feelings, but they are all
still buggy.
Having completely become monochrome, he sadly
I went towards the BBS on my Half Axis.
A young boy was voting on the road.
Pisyuk pressed pause and stopped.
- Where? - he asked using the text menu.
“Into the shadow ROM,” he answered briskly.
- Where is this? - asked Pisyuk.
-Czero address.
- Don't lie, there are interrupt vectors.
- Don’t lie to yourself, do you know who I am?
- Some kind of incompatible computer, right?
- I guessed it, I'm Specky, okay, let's go.
Pisyuk quietly loaded the emulator, and Po-
Luos froze.
- Well, we'll have to wait until it's rebooted -
Let's load... - Pisyuk muttered with annoyance.
He missed his girlfriend, who left
I wanted to meet my brother Mackintosh.
He promised in an email to know
hook her up with one powerful guy, according to him
words that are the namesake of Pisyuk, but with
Power prefix. Pussyuk was in pain from
this, it crashed and did not connect with any
by whom.
Specky, while Pisyuk was rebooting,
I wanted to brag about some demo, but
she didn't load, saying she wanted to
see only the Pentagon itself.
- Problems? - Pisyuk threw a couple of bytes.
- Yes, that’s right, internal, - scrolled -
Specky wrote.
Pusyuk was getting worse, he was losing
cluster, barely reacting to the surrounding
peace. Suddenly he felt that someone...
then he climbs into his Booth sector.
- WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - hysterical
he screamed, but the pain did not subside. Via
It froze completely for a few minutes...
Night. The faint rustle of the propeller woke up Pussy-ka. "VEB is dripping, maybe it will cure, otherwise
I've completely forgotten bytes, old man
became, it's time to upgrade, it's high time..."
He froze again...
He woke up only the next morning and saw
a scar in the form of the inscription "Kured". Lazy
dressed in Norton, he looked around and
froze! SHE stood in front of him.
- Amiga, dear, hello! You buried
she was walking!
- AGA! - she answered.
- Wow, you glow with 256,000 thousand
flowers, I'm just hanging on you.
- Dear Pussy, I have chips for you
upgraded, overclocked the processor...
But Pisyuk saw two men in the distance
strong physique and from excitement
started swapping. One of them was amazing
looks exactly like the Amiga, the other one is beautiful
with the inscription POWER. Pisyuk immediately everything
nyal. He sadly, in a textual way, looked
looked into the eyes of his beloved and saw
they contain only the deadly AGA, talking about
consent.
Pisyuk went out to the DOS and slowly trudged into
GoldEdit to express your mood
in Flame in relation to two monsters.
Time passed. There were still no answers. Nako-
netz, after the tragic days of waiting, to
a fresh piece of soap arrived.
On the wrapper it was written:
From: Amiga
That: RSSubj: Reconciliation
Hi, Pisyuk!
I understood all your problems! I'm yours and
if you want a subject, come to me!
Gently connect, your Amiga.
Origin * I AGA whisper in your ear, gently pa-
rustling wrinkles...
Pisyuk, trembling, carefully typed ATDP and
flew to the Amiga. She was waiting for him naked
Naya, the body was lying somewhere under the sofa.
Pisyuk carefully walked through the areas of the pa-
kneading a friend, gently touching the most
secret areas. His modem, which picked up
CePeeS up to 3000, greedily poured in information
to the port of the Amiga, which accepts sweets, add-
row lines...
And from then on they fell in love forever
friend. They were married by an uncle with a booming
Echo - Ru Amigovich Moderators, and field
There are plus signs and stars in the sky,
Pisyuk, trembling, carefully typed ATDP and
flew to the Amiga. She was waiting for him naked
Naya, the body was lying somewhere under the sofa.
Pisyuk carefully walked through the areas of the pa-
kneading a friend, gently touching the most
secret areas. His modem, which picked up
CePeeS up to 3000, greedily poured in information
to the port of the Amiga, which accepts sweets, add-
row lines...And from then on they fell in love forever
friend. They were married by an uncle with a booming
Echo - Ru Amigovich Moderators, and field
There are plus signs and stars in the sky,
paradise there, and not reaching the mortal earth...
A lot of people came to the wedding, wow
traffic rose in the city, as it began to flow
congratulations, uploading all the files and we-
scrap...
That's the end of the fairy tale, friends, ALT+N...
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