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le. These descriptions were sent to us
Messrs. Ivanishchevs from the city of Vol-
Godonska. I thought about it and decided
redo the description a bit
on CRIME SANTA CLAUS. It was
compiled point by point, where is what
take and what to give to whom and where.
I designed it in the style of paccca-
for, or something. And here's to Winnie the Pooh
I left it as is, so I can-
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tion on C.S.C. and choose how
you like better.
Thanks to Dmitry Ivanishchev for
provided materials.
In general, read.
Ivanishchev D.M. (description of the passage)Repnikov Yu.H. (processed into a novella)
Sharmanov A.P. (finished the short story)
CRIME SANTA CLAUS 1
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(C) 1995, BY ETC HACKERS GROUP
We'll tell you about interesting adventures
Santa Claus, who ended up in the Magic Land.
The grandfather did not immediately understand what had happened to him and
where did he find himself? Clarification of this issue
he left the dew for later, but for now he decided
conduct reconnaissance of the area, so to speak.
Having walked a little to the east, he saw ma-
gasin and decided to go into it. But since in
pockets were empty, then negotiations with
a talkative watchman and a sadder in the same league
That didn't lead to anything. And the attempt became
it was not possible to protect the mask, vigilant watchman
I was on my guard. Okay, grandpa decided and...
walked on.
Immediately a house appeared not far away. Well he
decidedknock, once, twice, three times
tiy... No one, the grandfather decided and decided to come in
insolently. As he thought, there was no one there
it turned out, but in the corner there was some kind of co-
timid. Curious Santa Claus decided to explore
I pulled it in, and there was a ball gown there.
Without thinking for long, he decided to grab it with
yourself.
And as it turned out, it was not in vain. After passing some more
then he saw a sad girl. By asking
why is she so sad she replied
that she should go to the ball, but she doesn’t have the appropriate
welcome dress. Well, grandfather decided to give it away
She has a dress, he doesn’t need it. girl
thanked our grandfather and gave him
money. Grandpa initially ostentatiously refused,
but then he accepted it anyway.
Then I ran to the store to buy oil
ku. Having paid the money and taken the mask, he
I also noticed the scissors lying nearby.
But they didn’t allow him to take them, they said he paid
just for the mask, take it and get lost.
Coming out of the store, the grandfather discovered an itch, which
which I hadn’t noticed before. From his face
ran an ominous grin that did not foretell
nothing good for the store. Bag oka-
it was too small and I had to put it out for a while
mask and take itching. He entered the magician againzin and went up to the watchman, to whom our grandfather
I'm already pretty fed up with it. Approaching him
closer, the grandfather abandoned the itch, and while the watchman
walked around passed out, quickly grabbed
scissors and darted quickly. Running out of
store, he could barely catch his breath. After examining the bag
he came to the conclusion that he was too little
wow, and it would be necessary to cut it and make
more spacious. He immediately took the mask
went east again.
Having passed by a girl who for some reason
continued to stand next to the lantern and did not
was in a hurry to try on a new one, the grandfather came out to
churches. The Holy Father was walking there, and
There was an ax lying near the church. Well, grandfather decided
talk to him, maybe he’ll give up the ax himself, and
you can’t fight it in plain sight. But that zaarta-
I thought that I needed him myself. And I gave it to my grandfather
some kind of hook. "Why do I need him?" I thought
grandfather But I took it anyway, it will probably come in handy.
I moved on. I noticed it nearby
a policeman standing next to the police station
Tatskaya dacha. Aha, thought the grandfather, here it is
the mask worked. And somehow put it on his face
grandfather calmly walked past the cop, who
who didn't even pay any special attention to him
attention, rewarding only with a close mi-
with a flying look.
Having walked even further, the grandfather saw the house of Belos-
tenderness and sevenGnomov and decided to come in and check
give them. As it turned out, there were no gnomes at home -
lo - went to Africa for diamonds. Grandfather is here
saw that above each bed there was a
pickaxe. How can I get one? I thought
grandfather, and asked Snow White to bring him
drink because your mouth is dry. Well, bye
our grandfather didn’t waste his time -
grab your pickaxe and head out. Further on
the east path was blocked by some snow
govik. And for a moment it seemed to my grandfather that he
alive. Latrine - the grandfather decided and went back.
Passing by the priest, the grandfather again became
ask him to lend him an axe, but he doesn’t
Which one, I need him, he says. Okay,
#$%& with you.
Having reached the place where he appeared, grandfather re-
I wanted to sit down and rest. Yes at the same time and
think what to do next. Having figured it out, he
decided to go west.
However, he did not manage to go far. For-
a frozen river blocked the way. Our grandfather is not
fool, I decided to test the ice for strength and
threw a stone there, which he picked up
tee. That's right - the ice has broken. At the same time
freeing the log. Here the grandfather stretched his brain -
gami, and decided that the log could be dragged to
to the priest, maybe then he’ll give the ax. ByHaving quickly built a gaff, he pulled out the log
to the shore. However, it is not so heavy,
I can carry one, he thought and dragged
this is a log to the church. Barely, somehow
it succeeded.
The priest listened to our proposal
grandfather, that he would chop wood for him, and he would
He will give an ax for this, and he believed him. Here is ours
grandfather again figured out why bother - then-
It's already in your hands. However, next to the sacred
when he noticed some kind of package, a large one
bundle. And the priest is somehow strange,
one might even say looking at him slyly-
shaft Oh, okay, so be it, I’ll chop him up
firewood And with this thought he began to work
with an axe. Having turned the log into firewood, the sacred
Nick gave his grandfather an ax and some other
ver. And it was he who was folded. Having given
grandfather a carpet, the priest went to church, naked
looking at my grandfather with a sly look. Having rested our
the grandfather examined the ax and noticed that it had dulled
sang “What a cunning fellow,” he thought, and taking the
Ver moved on. Where would I like an ax
sharpen? Grandfather thought on the way to Be's house
snowflakes. And then he noticed two stones, which
which seemed to be intended for
points of sharp objects. Somehow sharpened
ax, grandfather went back to the river, with
With the help of an ax you can build a raft there.
Having taken a fancy to one Christmas tree not far from the shore
grandfather cut it down, "No, there's noraft, there's a bridge
“It’s possible to build,” the grandfather figured and took up
for the work. Fortunately, it’s a stone’s throw from the neighboring shore
submit.
Crossing the bridge, the grandfather came across a
suspicious-looking bushes. Throwing it there
The bushes immediately dealt with the branch. Well
well, the grandfather decided and with a menacing look took out
still a sharp axe. And he began to work for
rolling up his sleeves. Soon there was nothing from the bushes
remained, as well as from the ax too. Well
okay, to hell with him, with an ax, maybe
We’ll manage without him, thought the grandfather and
moved on.
Having descended from a small cliff, he
I met some kind of hermit. To the right of
there was some kind of move, but to get there
our grandfather didn’t succeed - it blew away so cute-
th. But somehow you can get there,
thought the grandfather and addressed this question to
hermit. He muttered something in style
creative form, from which the grandfather understood that
I have to figure out what I need to give him,
so that he would let him into the cave. Nothing
from the fact that he had a hermit not
took it. What does he want? Once again I'll think
the little grandfather went back. Having reached the strange
the area, which still seemed
strange to my grandfather, my grandfather noticed that here and there
instead of landsome stone slabs. Dos-
Grandfather hit the pickaxe with all his might
him... And strangely enough, they split and
grandfather fell into a cave. Looking around he saw
some strange creature and began to offer
tell him different things, there was nothing for him
need, he finally tried to give him some
man, and he took it, and even with grace -
ril. Like, “Thank you, I love stones, na
lunch." Then this, so to speak, rock eater
I was wondering why you are like that
sad?
- Well, I can’t get out of the cave, -
answered Santa Claus.
- It’s not a problem, - says the stone beetle, - I’ll kill you
Renes. - And with these words he picked up
grandfather and disappeared.
Rubbing his eyes, the grandfather discovered that he
hanging out in some strange room. Here
suddenly his thoughts started spinning and spinning and
Some thoughts flashed through my mind: “It was boiling...
Flimsy blinkers..." What am I talking about? Again
thought the grandfather and shook himself and began to examine
identify the room in which he was located. This
there turned out to be some room with a hole in the
really. There wasn't a lot of furniture there, just some
This is a mirror and a bedside table. Near the mirror le-
stung some object. His grandfather lifted him up and
couldn't understand whatit's like that, ok
maybe it will come in handy. And he stuffed it into a bag.
What else can I do here, thought the grandfather and wanted
jump onto a shelf built into the wall. One-
the cat turned out to be slippery and he was always with
she slipped off. After another failure -
After trying, he finally decided to rest, and
At the same time, get yourself in order. Approaching
to the mirror, he noticed some strange
inscription in non-Russian language.
“JABBERWOCKY,” muttered the grandfather and his legs
stopped listening to him and went straight to
the mirror, and he himself follows them.
Oddly enough, but it doesn’t hurt in the mirror
got stuck in, but walked right through. Miracles, yes
only! The grandfather marveled and realized that he was in
the same room, but in reverse. And I saw again
an item that was already taken here, but before that
how he entered the mirror. But having taken it,
I felt that this one was very warm, and that one
was very cold. Okay, this will come in handy
Grandfather decided to try to jump on this evil
a shelf on the wall and... he has it
it worked!
Jumping to the very ceiling, he extended
hands into the hole and not having time to figure anything out
he was sucked in there, then thrown out into the fields -
well, which he was already on. Without understanding anything
he went to Snow White's house, maybe there was still
what's left? He forgot that he was therethe path is closed.
Having reached the Christmas tree, he suddenly noticed a Christmas tree
a toy that I hadn't noticed before. "We must
throw it off,” the grandfather decided and was about to
shake the tree, but changed my mind because
it hung very high - it will break -
Xiang, - thought the grandfather and laid out the carpet, serving
appointed a priest. Holding hands
trunk, he barely managed to take them away, as they
almost froze to him. How can we be here? And
then he remembered that he had picked up strange
things in a strange room. Cold he from-
I laid it down, and it was so cold, but the warm one came out...
shield And I just thought about how to use it,
how it turned into a pair of warm mittens
heated. Having put them on, he grabbed the trunk and
shook him. The toy fell off and fell on
carpet, but the mittens, although warm,
froze to the trunk. So far I’m lucky, thought the grandfather
and already wanted to continue interrupted
the way to Snow White, as I remembered, at what
circumstances left the latter, and decided
don't waste your time and don't go there.
But on the other hand, where else can you go?
you? He thought. And in the gorge! There's this one from-
hermit, maybe he can try something else
give? And with this thought he set off.
Approaching him, the grandfather handed him a Christmas tree
the toy and he took it! Yes, and I allowed it too
go to the cave! Hereokay, thought the grandfather and
rushed there. And it broke off abruptly, there would-
It was dark, even if you gouge out your eyes. Coming out back
to the hermit, the grandfather noticed coals lying
near that. He probably ran into the cave,
I didn’t notice how the hermit put them there.
Entering the cave again, he saw an old
skull, so I took it. Then grandfather went
further into the cave and ended up in the Temple, there
rushing to place the skull on the altar, he heard
shal:
- You did the right thing. As a reward I give
staff for you, but first talk to mine
servant.
Without thinking twice, the grandfather went to... Snowy
Vika. The snowman is clearly not in the mood for
I only said to the conversation that in order to
to take the staff, you need to climb
the highest point of the deepest gorge
ya! And sends Santa Claus to the cave from -
hermit-stonecutter...
Taking a sledgehammer and breaking the ice in which there was
the staff grandfather simply squealed with joy and
Swathed the staff with both hands and pressed it to
breasts
- Now I can easily
enter any house and take whatever you want
“wow,” Grandfather shoutedFrost and began to laugh wildly
- now no one can stop
me...
Suddenly the grandfather’s scream and wild laughter interrupted
flew away, as a siren sounded in the distance
police car. "We need to get out of this
places, otherwise what the hell is not joking. Where would I go
Now let’s go,” thought Santa Claus as he came out
from the cave...
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