System - It is sad to note that an increasing number of Sinclairists are switching to other platforms, mainly to IBM.

Spectrofun #03

 As sad as it is to note, everything is
 More Sinclairists are switching to
 other platforms, mainly on IBM.
  We decided to help make the transition to
 that light (i.e. IBM's light) was less
 painful. Today we will tell you how
 especially without overworking your hands
 (if they grow from there) yourself
 build a computer like an IBM PC (read:
 ibm pisi, in the word pisi the emphasis is on
 the second syllable, not the first). So, let's start
  1.MOTHERBOARD.
 Already from the name it is clear what it is and with
 what they eat it (and how to get it). You
 go up to your mother and say the phrase
 memory like "Trick or Treat". If you don't
 I like this way of putting the phrase, you can
 get by with a phrase like “Give me some pocket money.”
 expenses, I give my word that if I buy vodka,
 then I’ll share." Obtained in this way
 money can be considered payment for your



 persistence in getting this money. But you
 do not waste, but use directly
 intended purpose - as a motherboard.
  2. SYSTEM UNIT.
 No one really knows what it is, but
 many people stubbornly believe that this is a box,
 which houses the motherboard
 (see above), hard drive (see below) and others
 disgusting. In this case, you can do
 you just need to find a box, preferably
 large sizes, drill or cut outpour holes in it for all devices (see.
 above and below) and you have a system unit
 ready.
  Z.WINCHESTER.
 An integral part of any computer -
 Winchester or as it is also called, screw.
 The last circumstance leads to
 which is perplexing - what exactly, screw
 or hard drive? (Let me explain that the screw-thread-
 a connection that looks like a bolt,
 and a Winchester is a firearm.)Pro-
 The problem can be solved quite simply - just take it

 hard drive (weapon) and unscrew it from
 screw it (threaded connection) and here it is
 This is how you get a screw from a hard drive.
  4.MONITOR.
 What does this thing do on the computer?
 everyone knows. The monitor is always something
 shows (unless, of course, it is disabled).
 That's why you take an ordinary TV
 and calmly use it as a monitor
 (especially since most Sinclairists
 that's exactly what it does).
  5.DISK DRIVE.
 If you still have a disk drive from Spect-
 room, you can safely use it
 Well, if not, then the disk drive is made for sure
 as well as CD-ROM (see below).
  6.KEYBOARD.
 And you can also take it from the Spectrum, well
 if it doesn't work out, you can always take it
 keyboard from a typewriter or, on
 the worst ending, from the calculator (especially
 on some calculators there are buttons
 even more than on a computer).

 7.MOUSE.
 I hope you understand what I'm talking about and
 like withact on it. On my own behalf I will add that
 be careful about mice, don't confuse them
 with rats and bat mice, as this
 could end badly for you.

  Well, here is the initial configuration of the com-
 pewter is assembled, but this is usually
 is small, and therefore the computer is equipped
 so-called multimedia (a mixture
 cartoons and medicine). Let's explain how
 do that too.

  8.CD-ROM.
 Like the disk drive (see above), this thing is harmful
 spares the disks. To achieve this effect
 you can do it in three ways:
 1) Place the discs in the microwave,
 where they will quietly rotate.
 Disadvantage: slow rotation speed.
 2) Ask a juggler you know to
 rotated the disk.

 Disadvantage: it’s not always possible to find
 a familiar juggler.
 H) The easiest way is to find a gramophone,
 who can satisfy you in all
 directions. (How? - editor's note)
  9.SOUND BLASTER.
 Our knowledge of English speaks
 that SOUND is sound, and BLASTER is different
 visibility of beam weapons (see film
 "Star Wars" - not to be confused with "Star Wars"
 heritage"). So everything is simple here.
 Take a blaster (if you have it somewhere) and auto-
 STRENGTHEN THE PROCESS OF GETTING SOUND FROM
 him, i.e.  in the special case of a shot.
 SOUND from this BLASTER will be what you are looking for
 thing.
  10.PRINTER.
 It is known for certain about the printer that it
 buzzes and spoils the paper with all sorts ofinscriptions
 Therefore, to get it, take a pair
 dozens of bees (live), paint them
 (if you want to have a Color printer, then
 paint with different colors) and place in

 small cartridge (we think the cartridge
 from Super Nintendo will do). Received
 the printer will exceed all your expectations!!!
  11.FAX MODEM.
 And it's a no brainer that this thing consists of
 two - a fax and a modem. What is a fax,
 you can guess by remembering English
 (in English the fax will probably be FUCKS, i.e.
 e. plural of the word fak).C
 modem is somewhat more complicated. It is known that
 it connects to the network and something pre-
 forms. So just use
 a telephone whose operation is similar to that of
 modem. After that, connecting the fax and modem
 you will receive a fax modem.




  Well, you’ve assembled a computer. But this too...
 it's not enough. Sometimes a problem arises
 - how to connect computers to a network. All on
 in fact, simply from the wires with which
 you combined all of the above (and
 If you haven’t connected, then connect - it’s useful -
 tsya) weave a network, and now you have it ready
 NETWORK COMPUTER!

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